Is Dick Cheney DEAD???

[Beetwasher]

First it was his knee, now it's a swollen esophagous (can't find link, saw it yesterday). An obvious bullshit cover story to explain why he hasn't been seen or heard from in weeks.

Is he dead? In critical condition? Dying? Or hiding out because of Plamegate?

Why is the press totally not even asking where the fuck he is? (Rhetorical).

[LaPera]

1. Has been for many years!

I heard yesterday that he just passed his annual physical.

But there was no Dick Cheney talking, or video of him?

The extremely wealthy & wicked fucker, Cheney must be buying body parts for himself from the poor and is having them installed in a secret location...

[morgan2]

2. He's dead on the inside.

he has been ever since he had a lesbien daughter.

[Journeyman]

3. www.IsDickCheneyDeadYet.com is no longer active!. . .

Instead, there's a cryptic message displayed:

"Welcome the the future home of our site! "

[Stephanie]

26. Check it out now >

very fishy - and this site was active less than two weeks ago, as I posted it here then

http://www.isdickcheneydeadyet.com/

[thecrow]

39. WTF!!!!!????!!!!!

<ahem>
I'm ok now, thanks

[matt819]

48. I don't know what was there before

but this is what's there now:

and www.exercisesubs.com and www.isdickcheneydeadyet.com seem to be one and the same.

[Imagevision]

63. Cheney's still lost over the dumb-ass statement about the war in

Iraq being in its "last throes" -- enter Recent Rove developement, the last palce he wants to be right now is within speaking distance of any Press member --- what could he possibly say at this point when he is most likely involved in the Plamegate story!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. He's UnDead.

[Skidmore]

5. No, but he's gotta a really big

colon and is full of it.

[spuddonna]

6. He's probably been critical since Arianna wrote about him...

...in Denver. I'll bet they just have him somewhere on life support out of the public's eye...

I would never wish anyone harm, and hope that he makes a full recovery... That way, when they come to arrest all the criminals in this administration, he'll be able to serve his time accordingly... grrr

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. I believe they showed him yesterday

going in and later coming out of the hospital.
He had a colonoscopy (a straight line if I ever heard one).

[Beetwasher]

12. Are You Sure It Was Recent Footage?

:shrug:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

22. I think so. I saw it on several stations, the same video.

[GetTheRightVote]

8. No, we want him alive to face his impeach trails, w/ admin not

to far behind him with the Plame story finally breaking.

:kick:

[Sven77]

9. hes still drinking babys blood to stay alive

http://ischeneydeadyet.com/

looks active to me

they hate stem cell research but i'd bet he'd use it to cure himself.

[Kerrytravelers]

10. Is having no heart considered dead?

He certainly has no heart... or soul...

[WhiteTara]

25. my name for him is Heartless

[Snotcicles]

11. He is on the island already just waiting for the rest of the gang. n/t

[shance]

27. You may be right. Would that be Fiji or Bermuda?

Or something more remote?

[Snotcicles]

31. One of those unknown paradise islands off the China coast n/t

[shance]

40. LOL***

n/t

[converted_democrat]

46. Ha, that's exactly what I was thinking!!!! LOL n/t

[jazzjunkysue]

58. Good one!

[JHBowden]

13. The fourth question.

;)

[yorkiemommie1]

14. oh can't be

now one of my acquaintances would lose his buddy, whom he calls a 'cool and casual guy'.

[liveoaktx]

15. The movie "Dave" has been playing a lot lately

[Midnight Rambler]

16. He can't be. He's a cyborg.

I thought everyone knew that by now.

[NNadir]

21. I knew that when he was installed. Speaking of installation, there's a..

lot of bugs in that software, isn't there?

[Botany]

17. No but I bet he is not feeling chipper!

I think Libby was just confirmed as the #2 leaker .......
and that goes right to Dick.

[Lord_StarFyre]

18. How's he going to be hauled into the Hague...

...for War Crimes trials if he's dead?

[madrchsod]

19. he`s probably just barely ticking...

the amount of heart problems he has i doubt you`ll see him on the golden plate ciricut for several months

[Ilsa]

20. He's an Imperi (a Harry Potter book's undead being used

for evil purposes, or something like that. I don't have all the details as I haven't finished book six yet.)

[spuddonna]

30. ROTFLOL!!! It's so obvious! Why didn't I see it before!?

Bush, Condi, Rummy - they're all Death Eaters!! lol Cheney is an Inferi, and they've put the MSM under the Imperious Curse, so they're doing their bidding!

Bloody Brilliant!! ;)

[Ilsa]

41. Yeah, that's the ticket!

I love it..."they're Death Eaters". Describes them perfectly, as does the Imperious Curse controlling the MSM! Yeah, don't ya wish we had an Azkiban Prison for them?

[spuddonna]

74. That'd be perfect justice... :)

Too bad the 'Dementors' are on Bush's side... ;)

[iconoclastic cat]

23. Ten bucks says he "dies" before he's indicted.

IMO, he'll really just be given a new identity, face, and a plot of land in the US territory formerly known as Iraq.

[giant_robot]

24. Isn't this the way it worked in the Politburo?

Somebody disappears, rumors of his death are flatly denied, then a couple of weeks later they admit to the death.

[burythehatchet]

28. The misadministration has already selected him to be the

dude to die. While I believe he is guilty for most of what has happened to our country, he will also carry with him the crimes of others, like little king george. When Iran-contra got too hot, Casey was the guy to perform this role. Its Cheney's turn. I thank God I will never see the machinations that occur when demons like these people decide their fates.

[InkAddict]

34. Sweet - then they can pin the blame

on the dead guy!

[burythehatchet]

37. not like its an original thought

[dogday]

29. He setting up his trip to the Hospital

when his chief of staff is exposed, Cheney will need a safe spot away from questions.....

[kliljedahl]

32. No, he just smells that way

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[jazzjunkysue]

59. Ba dump, bum.

[medeak]

33. link for esophagitis

http://www.suntimes.com/output/elect/cst-nws-cheney17.html

[skids]

35. The media coverage is fishy. They obviously want this out there.

Think "order of presidential succession." Maybe they think both W and he are going down and they want to move someone else in by appointment beforehand, because Hastert isn't precisely who they want there.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

36. Remember Reagan's CIA guy Casey?

Dropped dead on the way to testify.

[jazzjunkysue]

60. Oh, NO! I'd hate for that to happen....

[A-Schwarzenegger]

62. But I'd rather see him on the stand under oath than 6 ft under!

That smug fucking weasel demon.

[Ikonoklast]

38. Not that he was ever really alive, but

I heard that he accidentally stepped outside into the morning sun and his undead flesh started smoking. They gave him eight pints of virgin girls blood and he's feeling better now.

[Kingshakabobo]

42. Yes. Babs Bush, once again, donned her ninja outfit.......

Yes. Babs Bush, once again, donned her ninja outfit and dispatched another threat to her family. Dead men tell no tails she always says. She slithered in to his room while he was sleeping and sat on his face with her, CIA issued, size 50 air-tight bloomers and snuffed the life out of another threat to her family's aspirations.

[Patchuli]

45. Hahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

We knew it! We knew all along it was BABS!! She is the true evil force of the Bush Family Crime Cartel!

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

43. According to Jon Stewart he is a killer cyborg from outer space. n/t

[Cooley Hurd]

44. One can only hope...

Of all the mammals I can list that exist on planet Earth, he's at the top of my extinction list!:thumbsup:

[leftofthedial]

47. his soul died 45 years ago

if he ever had one

[wallwriter]

49. In my dreams, yes. He is quite dead.

[mwb970]

50. He's still there.

You can see his diabolical imprint on everything this damned administration does.

[DemGirl7]

51. I know where's he's at...

he's hiding in his undisclosed location silly...:silly: and he's feeling blue. :cry:
I have volume 15 of the Onion's News archives, and there's this one fake opinion piece by Dick Cheney, and it's entitled "When I'm Feeling Blue, I Can Always Go To My Undisclosed Location" It's some funny stuff :rofl: :spray:

[mbee]

52. I think they showed him on the news today unless that was an

old picture. He was going to the hospital for a checkup or something.

[enid602]

53. Cheney

I'm getting a little worried. Maybe we should ask Dr. Frist to have a look-see.

[Virginian]

54. Dr Frist is good at video medicine.

Let him look at the news reels and see what his diagnosis is.

[Oldtimeralso]

55. No, not a chance, Halliburton would have tanked

He is just half of our Wizard of Oz team
One needs a brain and the other needs a heart

[Unforgiven]

56. Nope!

just slamming another pig heart in his chest.

[jazzjunkysue]

57. He's in an undisclosed vampire coffin, and even the sacrificial

virgins have turned on him.

[ailsagirl]

66. LOL !!!

:rofl:

That how Randi characterizes him-- as rising from his coffin
when he's summoned... :smoke:

[leesa]

61. It's a pleasant thought, but I think he's just hiding trying to think up

the next batch of lies.

[mitchum]

64. dum spiro spero

[Swamp Rat]

65. "While I breathe, I hope."

[mitchum]

67. Yes!

Yes, indeed :)

[Jack Rabbit]

68. No. Dick Cheney is undead. He has always been so.

!!

[Renew Deal]

69. IIRC McKinley was kept on a boat off of NYC while he had surgery

and the public was never told.

[redacted]

70. Spare me. Reps would tell us if he is dead cuz so many want his job.

Shouldn't this be in the lounge?

Or were you serious?

Please don't tell me you were serious.

[dissent1977]

71. I remember there were rumors that Cheney died a couple years ago

He had disappeared from the spotlight for a few weeks and there were people seriously questioning whether he was still alive. Of course he was, but it is not impossible that he was suffering from some serious health problems.

My guess is the same is true today, I think he is in poor health and the White House is trying to keep it as quiet as possible. If he were to die I am sure we would know about it very quickly afterwards, as there is no way they could keep that a secret for long and the right-wing would love to use his death in the same way they used Reagan's to build support for their agenda.

Aside from health reasons however, I think that they want to keep Cheney out of the public eye when things are going so poorly. He has a very short temper, and he could go tell someone else to "Fuck off" which would not help the White House PR situation.

[DWolper]

72. Photo of Cheney on Saturday

"Cheney walked briskly out of the hospital Saturday and waved to the assembled news media before getting into a car that took him back to his official residence near the Naval Observatory."
http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/07/16/cheney.health.ap/index.html?section=cnn_latest

[trogdor]

75. Well, you know who's in charge over there.

I recall hearing similar periodic updates on President Reagan's health in the '80's.

[The_Casual_Observer]

73. I fucking hope so!

[spindoctor]

76. Are we going to ask this question every month now?

The answer is yes, as far as I'm concerned.

[peekaloo]

77. Ha...starting to choke on his own lies!

He seems to have heart problems during stressful times.

:nopity:

[mmonk]

78. escorting the "truth in Iraq" tour