Holy Cow! We have a NEW color code!!!

[napi21]

George Pitaki is on Hardball, and he just said the NY transit system had been operating at a level orange. NOW we're operating at ORANGE PLUS!

Where did THAT come from? I sure didn't realize that we had degrees within levels!

[Deja Q]

1. Oh, that just means THEY don't know what they're doing.

[despairing optimist]

2. And here I thought it was Sunny-D

Coulda fooled me.

[flamingyouth]

3. Reminds me of that great Harvey Birdman episode

"We've been at Blackwatch Plaid, now we're being upgraded to the cover of Rush's seminal album Moving Pictures!"

It makes about as much sense...

[The Straight Story]

4. It's like that Orange cleaning stuff....

You have regular and extra strength. Look for a government infomercial on it soon.....

[LiberalEsto]

18. But wait! There's more!

Order now and you'll receive a complete set of government ID forms and devices designed to let the feds track your every move. This remarkable kit includes a microchip to be implanted in your right arm, a federal ID card, a tiny speaker for your ear so you can instantly receive instructions from Our Fearless Leader, and a bottle of Happy Pills so you won't give a teensy damn about your lost civil rights.

PLUS, we'll send you, absolutely free, your own Terror Alert Color Chart, autographed by His Chimpship. All yours for only 5 easy payments of $39.95!

Call NOW, 1-800-WE-GOTCHA.

[The Straight Story]

23. OOOooooooH I want that chart!

I can frame it with my gold twin tower coins!

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. I could have sworn we've been at orange plus before

but it's all asinine

[Stirk]

6. Doubleplus Orange!

[Fridays Child]

10. Ooh! You said it!

[GiovanniC]

22. POST OF THE WEEK

I wish I could nominate an individual post within a thread.

[Ron Green]

7. Drink new ORANGE PLUS!!!

It's brimming with Vitamin BS!

[flamingyouth]

11. ...

[Logiola]

8. orange plus is just orange with carbonation

[atommom]

9. What's next? Orange doubleplusungood?

[bloom]

15. That must be it... eom

[spindoctor]

12. And I doubted the effectiveness of Homeland Security.

When all this time they were creating a new and improved color code.

It's good to see that our big government money is well spent.

[ScamUSA.Com]

13. we're at code Ernie, up from Cookie Monster

[kedrys]

21. We skipped Bert??

Boy is he going to be grumpy...

[DemBones DemBones]

24. No, no, we've been at Bert for a long time.

I don't think we've ever been at Cookie Monster since this all started, and certainly never at Oscar the Grouch.


Just wondering. . . why isn't yellow Big Bird?

[ScamUSA.Com]

26. you're right we were at Bert, but Cookie Monster sounded funnier

[Jacobin]

14. Damn. Now I'll have to change my curtains again

[HockeyMom]

16. Not new. Where have you been for the past 4 years?

NYC is ALWAYS on Orange. When the rest of the country goes on Orange, NYC goes on Orange Plus.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

17. oh christ

tell me you're kidding. these people are fucking insane.

[Freedomfried]

19. We're on "DOUBLE secret probation"

get Needermeyer he's a sneaky little prick

[ICantBelieve]

25. That's exactly what I was thinking!!!

You beat me to the post! LOL!

[Freedomfried]

20. We're on "DOUBLE secret probation"

get Needermeyer he's a sneaky little prick