Take A Minute Off Of The Bombing To Enjoy - "Dance Of The Retarded Chimp!"

[DistressedAmerican]

It has long been my dream to have puppet master-like (or should I say Suadi-like) control over the chimp.

So, I decided to choreograph the long overdue dance.

DANCE CHIMP! DANCE!!!

Wonder what the tune is?

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[DistressedAmerican]

1. Did You Take A Minute Off??? Hmmmm???

[in_cog_ni_to]

2. It's amazing how chimplike that asshole is, isn't it?

Great graphic! Thanks for posting it.

[DistressedAmerican]

3. kick

[BeHereNow]

4. Thanks DA, levity is a much needed commodity

these days-
Note to self:
Breath.
BHN

[Flammable Materials]

5. Accompany it with "Dance MF Dance" by the Violent Femmes! n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. Gorilla My Dreams?

ok ok nightmares

Thanks DA I needed that.

[Dave Reynolds]

7. At least he's not

throwing poop.

[Name removed]

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[DistressedAmerican]

9. You Use Your Very First Post To Attack Me? Why Are You Here?

And a disabled user profile too. I suspect you won't be here long!

[DistressedAmerican]

10. Getting as many in as possible before your flaming gets you booted?

[DistressedAmerican]

11. Don't Let This Driveby Flaming Be The Last This Said About This Thread...

[XemaSab]

12. Fuck naw DA

You've unleashed yet another brilliant volley in the direction of the White House.

Kudos.

On edit: I think the musical soundtrack should be Rage Against the Machine's cover of that song that goes

"Here is something you can't understand/how I could just kill a man."

I think that would be the shit.

[BeHereNow]

13. Welcome to DU, may I suggest that you get to know us?

Before you judge us?
I, for one, sincerely appreciate DA providing us with some
humor today, for it has been a particularly bleak day for DU.
PEACE,
BHN

[DistressedAmerican]

18. Misquoted Fat Albert Then Never Even Came Back To Defend

your bullshit allegations. Nice start here at DU. People smell a drive by from a mile away.

[NMMNG]

14. Wow, it's amazing how much that chimp looks like *

[ninkasi]

15. Thanks!

Amazing job...he really does look like a chimp, only without the same level of intelligence. Oh, sheesh...I am so embarrassed for this country, to have him in charge. World, you have my deepest apology; I didn't vote for him either time, but still...I'm sorry.

[Ms. K]

16. *snickering*

Reminds me, when Mr. K and I heard the news "story" that The Shrub had spent his 59th birthday running into a cop and getting himself some road rash, Mr. K turned to me and said, "Why is it that all I can think of is that episode of South Park where Cartman is trying to get into the Special Olympics?"

No really....just think...Cartman with the helmet, and the hair sticking out of it here and there, trying to get into the Special Olympics. Not really mentally challenged, just acts like he thinks they act.

That would be The Shrub. But then, as I have seen on bumper stickers, "Somewhere in Texas, A Village Is Missing Its Idiot".

[DistressedAmerican]

17. Hey Ms. K! Welcome To DU!!!

The More The Merrier!!!