Hurry up, Toby Keith, write a song. America needs to "heal"!

[Bluebear]

Whip up one of your lame jingoistic ditties right quick.

[neuvocat]

1. Don't you mean "heel"?

[Bluebear]

2. hehehe

[Sandpiper]

3. He better hurry, or Lee Greenwood might beat him

Or maybe Alan Jackson.

[wicket]

4. Reminds me of South Park:

"Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven?"

[Swamp Rat]

5. LOL!!!

That HAIR!!!

[Bluebear]

6. He's a "Ford truck man!" SWOON!

[wideopen]

7. Toby Kieth is the most

opportunistic piece of shit to ever come out of so called "country" music. He can't even write a song, just sings corporate/government propaganda to sell records and lead the sheeple.

[Bluebear]

9. That sums him up perfectly

[VOX]

8. He sports a fluffy mullet, and that just about says it all. n/t

[Catshrink]

10. Some boot in yer ass, eh?

He or Allen Jackson (is that the right dude?) will come up with something trite.

[brettdale]

11. LOL!

Im sticking with Garth, the dixie chicks, and Willie some good old fashioned left wing country!

[Obamarama]

12. So THAT'S what Toby Keith looks like...ROFLMAO

Please tell me that is a photo from the 1980s. I think that boy needs to be kidnapped and remade by The Fab Five.