DAMN! Mods, you guys are rocking today !!!

[beam me up scottie]

[crispini]

1. Yep! Very good work!

[Maple]

2. Sure are

Fast too. Hit 'reply' on one new thread and it had already vanished!

[dogday]

3. Getting a work-out today....

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

4. Freeper invasion?

I must have missed it.

[beam me up scottie]

5. Attack of the Tinfoil army.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

6. Oh how lovely.

My favorite people.

[im10ashus]

7. GOOD WORK!!!!

[Ian David]

8. I blame Body Thetans for the attacks on London

[beam me up scottie]

14. NO.

It was Elmo.

[tenshi816]

24. No, please not Elmo! n/t

[beam me up scottie]

33. Oops !

My bad, he's one of us.
Ummm, I'm not sure how to tell you this, brace yourself:

[trogdor]

36. Elmo! So funneh!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

[tenshi816]

43. Please, say it ain't so!!!! n/t

[beam me up scottie]

49. I'm very sorry.

They sent this:

[tenshi816]

51. Can we do an exchange of hostages?

Like a Furby or something?

Edited to say that my rabbit, the Fabulous Miss LolaBunny, has an elderly Furby that she grooms as if it were one of her own, but I'm sure she would be willing to sacrifice it if we could save Elmo.



Because Lola would do it for Elmo.

[beam me up scottie]

52. *SNORT*

Ooooooooooh noooooooooooooo!

We're too late.




My condolences.

[The empressof all]

22. I may have to report you for that one Ian

LOL

[proud patriot]

9. Moderators Rock Everyday

[WillyT]

18. Got THAT Right !!!

[Ian David]

10. Seriously, though...

Yes, the moderators are doing a great job.

[SeveneightyWhoa]

11. So they're deleting the tinfoil, "Rove-did-it!" stuff?

That's perfect -- but they should throw it all into a separate forum so we can have the pleasure of reading it. That stuff is fun to read because it shows that there's nutty freeper types on the left as well as the right.. and it's just amusing as hell.

[beam me up scottie]

12. I think that it's too

volatile right now.

But you can still read the normal everyday mad hatter threads.

[Ian David]

16. And they're locking or deleting the stupid "Israel Knew About it" threads

In fact, there are some people who say that Isreal had prior warning of The Cambrian Explosion.
http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/cambrian/camb.html

[beam me up scottie]

17. .

[Name removed]

19. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Behind the Aegis]

25. LMAO!!!!!!

Number 1 is a PIP!

[beam me up scottie]

26. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

I posted a link to your Cambrian theory in the Skeptics forum, is it okay if I repost these ???

They might have seen these before but we sure could use a laugh today.

[Ian David]

29. They haven't seen them, I just made them up

If I'd gotten them someplace else, I would have attributed the source.

Anyway, I'm glad you like it, and feel free to share as you see fit.

Thanks!

[The Magistrate]

31. That Is Pretty Damned Funny, Sir!

Thank you for the laugh!

[beam me up scottie]

34. You're pretty damn good ! WTF ?

They got deleted...

[beam me up scottie]

41. Maybe you could repost them later ?

That was WAY too funny to waste...

[The Magistrate]

44. Not Adviseable, Comrade

We do not like repeated posts of things it has been decided to remove....

[VolcanoJen]

13. They most certainly are!

[Scout1071]

15. Great job Mods! I believe they just deleted a highly offensive

thread that I alerted them to - and I probably wasn't the only one to sound the alarm. I can't see it now, so I assume it's gone for good.

Thanks Mods!

[southlandshari]

20. Thanks! One favor...

Could someone please make a beer run for those of us chained to the mod forum today? I'd tip big for a cold one right about now!

[southlandshari]

37. Ahem....

parched....please....help....

[beam me up scottie]

38. Here ya go !

[beam me up scottie]

39. Ahhhhhh, what the hell...

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
(sound of truck backing up)

[southlandshari]

50. Oh, man...

I think I love you, darlin'!

[onager]

21. Yes, great job!

I can't wait to laugh at all the phony Nostradamus quatrains that are surely being written right now...

[TheMightyFavog]

23. Thanks, guys.

Now go get us our beer,

I'll have a case of Point Specail returnables, please.

Make sure they're returnables. I need the box for when I have to move back to Stevens Point in a couple months.

[beam me up scottie]

40. Geez, I drive a truck full of Molson here

and you're making requests ?

Well...since you guys have been working so hard...

Wait here.
(door slams............................................door opens again)

No returnables, sorry, pant pant pant pant

[Avalux]

27. Thanks you guys!!

It's nice to get fan mail! We have had quite a workout today.

[Coexist]

28. your work is much appreciated.

they are out in droves today. Must be the free press from Limbaugh.

[Redstone]

42. But, but, but, you're TOO good!

I never get to see any of the loonie / freep stuff!

Never mind, come to think of it. It's better this way; I'd be tempted to reply and that would validate them, wouldn't it?

We do all appreciate your work, mods.

Redstone

[beam me up scottie]

45. Don't mention it!

nt

[The Magistrate]

30. Your Comments Are Very Much Appreciated, Comrade!

"When constabulary duty's to be done, a policeman's lot is not a happy one."

[beam me up scottie]

46. Not said often enough !

nt

[pinto]

32. Thanks.

[beam me up scottie]

47. You're very welcome.

nt

[Kathy in Cambridge]

35. Tragedies of this magnitude bring out the freeps and loonies

most of them don't even make it to a dozen posts-thankfully! The mods are doing a great job!

[Lisa]

48. great job!

I bet we don't even see a tiny fraction of the hateful stuff that intruders try to post here. If it weren't for their efforts and attention, this board would be clogged with abusive crap.