Further Adventures of The "Stem"

[kentuck]

First, he decides to give an interview with a foreign reporter. His eyes start blinking so fast that it looks like someone has stuck a tazer gun up his ass. Then, he decides to go for a bike ride and wipes out a policeman and tumbles from his bike in a scene reminescent of the old "agony of defeat" commercial from the Wide World of Sports, where a skier starts tumbling about half-way down the slope and looks like an Evil Knievel rag doll...But, nothing to worry about, just a few scratches and bruises. Just another day in the adventures of the "Stem"...