Reminder: President George W. Bush Is A...

[DistressedAmerican]

weak, greedy, arrogant, angry, stupid, illiterate, inarticulate, amoral, lying, tyranical, oppressive, bigoted, obscene, insecure, power-mad, coke sniffing, wild turkey drinking, short, ugly, horse milking, pig fucking, lame duck.

Did I forget anything?

Remind the world!

[Oversea Visitor]

1. And a

Very very smelly chimp x(

[mopinko]

2. traitor

theif, murderer

[kliljedahl]

3. You forgot buffoon

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[opihimoimoi]

4. The Cowardly Windsheild Cowboy(GolfCarts only), NO Horses for him!

Most Peeps his age have thousands of Facts/History/Experience/etc in their brains to form Questions/opinions/solutions/answers.... Bush has a couple dozen.......

[Mark E. Smith]

5. Kennebunkport Cocaine Cowboy

[DistressedAmerican]

7. Oh I Like That!

[DistressedAmerican]

6. Despite Claims Of His Horse Milking I Hear He Is Terrified Of Horses!

Lame-ass, Wannabe cowboy fucktard!

[opihimoimoi]

11. Long ago, while riding a horse, he fell off and his foot got stuck in the

stirrup.

Yelling for his life, the store manager had to come out to pull the plug. George has been inflicted with HorsePhobia since.

[DistressedAmerican]

13. Oh Man! That Was A Missed Photo-Op!

Fucking Hysterical!

[Hubert Flottz]

8. AWOL!

Insane!

[JHB]

9. How could you miss "elitist"

or "hypocritical"?

[BlueEyedSon]

10. "narcissistic"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. An embarassment to America.

:argh:

[unhappycamper]

14. a) waste product. . . . . . .b) all of the above n/t

[DistressedAmerican]

15. I was Sure I Was Leaving Some Things Out! So Many Nice Things To Say

about the guy that I just couldn't think of them all!

[sojourner]

16. Delusional!?

[DistressedAmerican]

18. Oh Most Certainly!!! Actually BELIEVES The Crap That Spews Forth!

[cthrumatrix]

17. and protected by his puppet masters

[Zinfandel]

19. An ASSHOLE? Why is it so hard for you to say?

[DistressedAmerican]

20. Not Hard!

Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!

Not hard at all!

[TWiley]

26. I prefer "Ass Hole" so I can enunciate BOTH words.

Or, how about a "No good son of an ASS HOLE"? too boot.

[malmapus]

21. "Vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!"...eom

Credit to Monty Pythons Abuse Sketch

[DistressedAmerican]

22. Do I Hear Rum Soaked Poppinjay?

[bunkerbuster1]

23. Forgot the "L" word, my very favorite to describe Chimpy:

Lazy.

Intellectually, spiritually, politically, just about every way you can imagine it, the one thing that runs through everything he does is a chronic laziness.

If there's a short-cut, if there's a cheezy, lousy way to get something done that might just be good enough if you look at it right, George will advocate on its behalf.

He was a lazy student, a lazy businessman, a lazy Gov., and a lazy-ass Preznit.

[SammyWinstonJack]

24. An oxygen thief n/t

[dbt]

25. Shape-shifting REPTILE. n/t

[Democrat 4 Ever]

28. Corrupt - with a big C. n/t

[BlueStateModerate]

27. Haha, horse milking

I don't know about short, though... 5'10", yes? Traitor, etc all apply quite nicely, though. ;)

[DistressedAmerican]

29. Well, I'm 6'4". He Is A Fucking Runt To Me!