Make Your Own Punchline: "What did the Chimp say to the Nuns?"

[Sparkly]

"I got twins too, but we stopped dressing them alike when they were little."

[BlueEyedSon]

1. "Come on back to the Whitehouse and party with me&my porn star friends.."

[BurtWorm]

4. Ha ha!

:spray:

[YDogg]

2. "My girls ...

... won a buncha them beads at Mardi Gras."

[wakeme2008]

3. I sure could use a shot of holy wine about now :) nt

[jobycom]

5. Do they call you nuns cause you that's how much sex you have?

[BlueEyedSon]

8. "You know what kind of meat priests eat on Friday? Nun!"

[KurtNYC]

6. "What you two are wearing is the future of fashion

according to mah neo-con buddies."

[DemonFighterLives]

7. Are you gals ready for the rapture.

Eh,eh, eh smirk
:dunce:

[BOSSHOG]

9. Where do you get those "Pears" that you travel in?

[leftofthedial]

10. I saw you two

when i was at Santa Claus's funeral in Rome

At least they looked just like you

what's your major?

[tinfoilinfor2005]

11. We could use some nuns in Iraq. Can you shoot a pistol?

[barb162]

12. I have giant dick, wanna see?

[spooked]

13. You're not the only one with a BAD HABIT

Except mine has caused the death of over 1700 so far!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. "Wow! You even LOOK like sisters!"

:D

[dogday]

15. Are these the new Woman's Military Outfits for Iraq?

[Divine Ms Q]

16. Heh heh...need some wood???

:blush:

[Bluebear]

17. "Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah OO OO AH AH AH!!!" & other assorted monkey sounds

[VOX]

18. "Got any holy water, girls? Good, 'cause I need to *gargle*! Heh heh heh."

:evilgrin:

[MisterP]

19. what the HELL is he doing with his mouth?!

[dean_dem]

20. "So...

...are y'all flyin' nuns, or just the regular kind?"

[kliljedahl]

21. Yer OK but yer not as purdy as that Abdullah feller

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[BringEmOn]

22. My mama says that you wear black 'cause yer mournin' for Peter.

[Javaman]

23. "Hard to kick the habit, don't I know it"

[peekaloo]

24. Three Way?

[obreaslan]

25. I loved you guys in Madagascar!

[Sparkly]

26. "Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?"