If given the opportunity, would you even bother to piss on bush?

[The_Casual_Observer]

I wouldn't waste my piss on him.

[qnr]

1. I wouldn't. Well, maybe if he were on fire near an elementary school

fuel tank or something.

[NorCalDem]

2. "I fart in your general direction"

[Mojambo]

3. I'd try, but I can't piss under pressure. n/t

[mcctatas]

4. To pilfer a quote from one of my favorite movies (Young Guns 2, and quit

laughing at me). "I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire".

[noamnety]

5. I wouldn't want to get too close to him

I'd have to find the nearest air vent and use my gravity-defying special military powers.

[Devlzown]

6. No, but I might

sling pig shit on him if given the chance.

[AverageJoe]

7. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire

but I would piss on him if he neither needed it nor wanted it. Hell, he's done it to us for years....

[leftofthedial]

8. not even if he was on fire

I wouldn't waste the slightest human kindness on the turd.

[jobycom]

9. Only if he were up to his nostrils in water.

[TahitiNut]

10. Nope.. there's a chance he'd like "Golden Showers"

Not even if he were on fire.

[Gman]

11. depends...

if he was on fire, absolutely not. Just for the hell of it, probably.

[TorchTheWitch]

12. HELL no!

Nobody gets to look at my pink bits without paying me first... and to let him see it... let's just say even HE doesn't have enough money to make it worth it.

[ET Awful]

13. I wouldn't sacrifice any bodily fluids on his behalf, regardless of type.

[Solly Mack]

14. Nah. Water is precious...he is not.