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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:25 AM
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If given the opportunity, would you even bother to piss on bush?
I wouldn't waste my piss on him.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:26 AM
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1. I wouldn't. Well, maybe if he were on fire near an elementary school
fuel tank or something.
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NorCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:26 AM
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2. "I fart in your general direction"
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:27 AM
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3. I'd try, but I can't piss under pressure. n/t
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:28 AM
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4. To pilfer a quote from one of my favorite movies (Young Guns 2, and quit
laughing at me). "I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire". :smoke:
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:31 AM
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5. I wouldn't want to get too close to him
I'd have to find the nearest air vent and use my gravity-defying special military powers.
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Devlzown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:33 AM
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6. No, but I might
sling pig shit on him if given the chance.
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AverageJoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:42 AM
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7. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire
but I would piss on him if he neither needed it nor wanted it. Hell, he's done it to us for years....
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:44 AM
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8. not even if he was on fire
I wouldn't waste the slightest human kindness on the turd.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:45 AM
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9. Only if he were up to his nostrils in water.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:45 AM
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10. Nope.. there's a chance he'd like "Golden Showers"
Not even if he were on fire.
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:52 AM
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11. depends...
if he was on fire, absolutely not. Just for the hell of it, probably.
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TorchTheWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 03:14 AM
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12. HELL no!
Nobody gets to look at my pink bits without paying me first... and to let him see it... let's just say even HE doesn't have enough money to make it worth it.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 06:24 AM
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13. I wouldn't sacrifice any bodily fluids on his behalf, regardless of type.
:)
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 06:26 AM
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14. Nah. Water is precious...he is not.
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