What's the Best Job for George W. Bush if he loses?

[FDRLincoln]

Poll question: What's the Best Job for George W. Bush if he loses?

If George W. Bush loses the election to Dean or Clark or whoever, what's the best job for him?

Poll result (142 votes)
Dogcatcher	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Hog Barn cleaner	(1 votes, 1%)	Vote
Assistant Hog Barn cleaner	(2 votes, 1%)	Vote
McDonald's Playland attendant	(4 votes, 3%)	Vote
Inmate, Maximum Security Federal Prison, Leavenworth, Kansas	(52 votes, 37%)	Vote
Assistant Texas Rangers Batboy	(2 votes, 1%)	Vote
Brush clearer	(3 votes, 2%)	Vote
Private, 4th Infantry Division, Iraq. Mine-clearing duty	(74 votes, 52%)	Vote
Private, 4th Infantry Division, Iraq, Latrine cleaning duty	(3 votes, 2%)	Vote

[goobergunch]

1. You forgot inmate (n/t)

[izzie]

36. You guys loved this subject.

He will maybe become an arms dealer like his father?

[Don_G]

2. Pumping Out Septic Tanks

In Hope, Arkansas.

[Tatiana]

3. Somebody's bitch

...in a federal prison.

[pippin]

5. Jail time

[rfranklin]

7. According to reports...

he might like that. It would be just like Skull 'n' Bones.

[wtmusic]

11. House bitch

the line starts here...

[xJlM]

38. Several "somebody's"

But not in any nice federal prison. Put him in one of those shitholes in the south of Texas, with a few guys who remember him as governor.

[Donna Zen]

4. yep!

So why did that make me feel good? Thanks for the smile.

[FDRLincoln]

6. edited to add Jail time

I've edited the poll to add jail time

[BuelahWitch]

8. I voted for Leavenworth

but can't you send him to a prison somewhere other than KANSAS???? We don't want him!

[Robin Hood]

9. Bartender at a Texas truck stop.

it will be the only place that he will be able to show his face.

[tweekinnow]

10. Send him

to Gitmo. He thinks civil rights are a joke, well lets "Joke" him and his buddies.

[southern democrat]

12. Horse dick washer at the race track.He'd feel right at home

[KamaAina]

13. License plate manufacturing specialist

or whatever they do with prison labor these days.

Don't some of them take hotel reservations now? "Hello, Best Western, this is George. How may I help you?..."

[karlschneider]

18. Rats! You beat me to it. License plates for Diplomats! Great irony and

sweet justice.

[Jim Sagle]

14. You forgot fluffer.

[DoYouEverWonder]

15. A Squeegee Man

[RC]

16. I was thinking that

making little rocks out of big rocks while awaiting trial at the World Court for war crimes and crimes against Humanity.

But "Private, 4th Infantry Division, Iraq. Mine-clearing duty" is better.

The outcome is more sure.

[LalahLand]

17. Maximum security prison in IRAQ :-)

[maxanne]

19. beer taster

at the Budweiser plant.

[PatrickHenry]

20. He belongs at Gitmo with the other America haters.

Prison at Guantanamo Bay Naval Base. For life, with no possibility of parole. But before that, strip him and his family of all wealth and distribute it to the families of those killed at World Trade Center, Pentagon, PA plane crash, our brave soldiers killed in Afghanistan, Iraq etc.

[newyawker99]

31. Hi PatrickHenry!!

Welcome to DU!!

[HawkerHurricane]

21. Mine Clearance duty

With Cheney standing right behind him, with his fingers in W's ears, so he won't be scared by the 'KaBoom'!

[DianeK]

22. oh ye of little faith...

IF he loses?????

[NewYorkerfromMass]

37. Really...IF???

I don't come to DU to hear such blasphemy.

[Yupster]

23. Cowboy storyteller

who does stories at libraries. Maybe reads Hank The Cowdog and cool stuff like that.

[ComerPerro]

25. That would be perfect

He is already a cowboy storyteller. And it would be no different than his current job.

Think about it: Bush could read something written and prepared by someone else, and none of its contents would be true.

The only difference is, no one would die.

[VOX]

24. He should be jobless and homeless, and without health care!

Let him wander the streets with his possessions in a green plastic trash bag, muttering right-wing slogans to himself.

If he tries to cadge some spare change, just tell him you're still waiting for your income tax relief.

[CoffeePlease1947]

26. I like the idea of the mine clearing job, but it is a disgrace for him to

wear a US uniform. Not to mention he would likely put other men and women in uniform in harms way. Better put him in prison where he belongs.

Mike

[ComerPerro]

27. Here is what we do

Bush's job will be to go door to door, begging Americans for their forvieness. Then, he will politely ask them to punch him in the face.

[Spider Jerusalem]

28. Jizz-mopper .

Cleaning up the deposits of spunk left in peep-show booths in the back rooms of some sleazy adult emporium somewhere. Preferably with his tongue. That would be a most excellent future employment for George, and, unlike his current job, this is something he's eminently qualified for.

[rman]

29. why'd want to give him a job? he should do time.

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[stickdog]

30. Not just a job -- an adventure. (NT)

[VermontDem2004]

32. Janitor

Let him know what it is to really like to be poor.

[emad]

33. Lavatory attendant, Camp X Ray,

mosquito hatchery sector

[nostamj]

34. third base n/t

[FlaGranny]

35. How about

Chicken manure shoveler at an egg factory?

[soupkitchen]

39. You know, I don't know

[rocktivity]

40. Javelin Catcher

rocknation

[Jack Rabbit]

41. Inmate, hands down

For those who say army recruit: No way! I've been there and done that. He couldn't handle it.