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FDRLincoln Donating Member (947 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:48 PM
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Poll question: What's the Best Job for George W. Bush if he loses?
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 07:54 PM by FDRLincoln
If George W. Bush loses the election to Dean or Clark or whoever, what's the best job for him?

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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goobergunch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:50 PM
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1. You forgot inmate (n/t)
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 08:36 AM
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36. You guys loved this subject.
He will maybe become an arms dealer like his father?
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:50 PM
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2. Pumping Out Septic Tanks
In Hope, Arkansas.
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Tatiana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:50 PM
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3. Somebody's bitch
...in a federal prison.
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pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:52 PM
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5. Jail time
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:55 PM
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7. According to reports...
he might like that. It would be just like Skull 'n' Bones.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:02 PM
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11. House bitch
the line starts here...
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xJlM Donating Member (955 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 08:48 AM
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38. Several "somebody's"
But not in any nice federal prison. Put him in one of those shitholes in the south of Texas, with a few guys who remember him as governor.
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Donna Zen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:51 PM
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4. yep!
So why did that make me feel good? Thanks for the smile.
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FDRLincoln Donating Member (947 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:55 PM
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6. edited to add Jail time
I've edited the poll to add jail time
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:56 PM
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8. I voted for Leavenworth
but can't you send him to a prison somewhere other than KANSAS???? We don't want him! :puke:
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Robin Hood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:59 PM
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9. Bartender at a Texas truck stop.
it will be the only place that he will be able to show his face.
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tweekinnow Donating Member (80 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:02 PM
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10. Send him
to Gitmo. He thinks civil rights are a joke, well lets "Joke" him and his buddies.
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southern democrat Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:04 PM
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12. Horse dick washer at the race track.He'd feel right at home
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:04 PM
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13. License plate manufacturing specialist
or whatever they do with prison labor these days.

Don't some of them take hotel reservations now? "Hello, Best Western, this is George. How may I help you?..."
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karlschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:08 PM
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18. Rats! You beat me to it. License plates for Diplomats! Great irony and
sweet justice.
:D
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:05 PM
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14. You forgot fluffer.
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:06 PM
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15. A Squeegee Man


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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:07 PM
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16. I was thinking that
making little rocks out of big rocks while awaiting trial at the World Court for war crimes and crimes against Humanity.

But "Private, 4th Infantry Division, Iraq. Mine-clearing duty" is better.

The outcome is more sure.
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LalahLand Donating Member (131 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:07 PM
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17. Maximum security prison in IRAQ :-)
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:09 PM
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19. beer taster
at the Budweiser plant.
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PatrickHenry Donating Member (11 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:11 PM
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20. He belongs at Gitmo with the other America haters.
Prison at Guantanamo Bay Naval Base. For life, with no possibility of parole. But before that, strip him and his family of all wealth and distribute it to the families of those killed at World Trade Center, Pentagon, PA plane crash, our brave soldiers killed in Afghanistan, Iraq etc.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 07:11 AM
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31. Hi PatrickHenry!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:15 PM
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21. Mine Clearance duty
With Cheney standing right behind him, with his fingers in W's ears, so he won't be scared by the 'KaBoom'!
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DianeK Donating Member (612 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:24 PM
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22. oh ye of little faith...
IF he loses?????
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NewYorkerfromMass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 08:42 AM
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37. Really...IF???
I don't come to DU to hear such blasphemy. :)
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Yupster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 11:45 PM
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23. Cowboy storyteller
who does stories at libraries. Maybe reads Hank The Cowdog and cool stuff like that.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 01:59 AM
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25. That would be perfect
He is already a cowboy storyteller. And it would be no different than his current job.

Think about it: Bush could read something written and prepared by someone else, and none of its contents would be true.

The only difference is, no one would die.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 01:52 AM
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24. He should be jobless and homeless, and without health care!
Let him wander the streets with his possessions in a green plastic trash bag, muttering right-wing slogans to himself.

If he tries to cadge some spare change, just tell him you're still waiting for your income tax relief.

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CoffeePlease1947 Donating Member (621 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 02:02 AM
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26. I like the idea of the mine clearing job, but it is a disgrace for him to
wear a US uniform. Not to mention he would likely put other men and women in uniform in harms way. Better put him in prison where he belongs.

Mike
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 02:05 AM
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27. Here is what we do
Bush's job will be to go door to door, begging Americans for their forvieness. Then, he will politely ask them to punch him in the face.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 02:10 AM
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28. Jizz-mopper .
Cleaning up the deposits of spunk left in peep-show booths in the back rooms of some sleazy adult emporium somewhere. Preferably with his tongue. That would be a most excellent future employment for George, and, unlike his current job, this is something he's eminently qualified for.
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rman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 03:11 AM
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29. why'd want to give him a job? he should do time.
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stickdog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 03:42 AM
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30. Not just a job -- an adventure. (NT)
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 07:15 AM
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32. Janitor
Edited on Tue Sep-23-03 07:15 AM by VermontDem2004
Let him know what it is to really like to be poor.
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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 07:19 AM
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33. Lavatory attendant, Camp X Ray,
mosquito hatchery sector
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 07:23 AM
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34. third base n/t
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FlaGranny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 08:24 AM
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35. How about
Chicken manure shoveler at an egg factory?
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soupkitchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 08:51 AM
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39. You know, I don't know
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 08:58 AM
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40. Javelin Catcher

rocknation


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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 09:04 AM
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41. Inmate, hands down
Edited on Tue Sep-23-03 09:04 AM by Jack Rabbit
For those who say army recruit: No way! I've been there and done that. He couldn't handle it.
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