How Should Howard Respond To Dick?

[ruggerson]

Now That Cheney Has Declared War On Howard Dean

"I've never been able to understand his appeal. Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does. He's never won anything, as best I can tell," Cheney said in an interview to be aired Monday on Fox News Channel's "Hannity & Colmes."

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Please, Mr. Dean, sometime next week, in a high profile setting, utter a humorous soundbyte which ridicules the fact that Cheney is so out of touch with the American political scene, that he does not know you were elected Governor of Vermont five times.

My suggestion: "I guess the Vice President was holed up in his bunker during those five election cycles - they should let him out more often so he can see what's going on in America"

or, at a national governor's conference, with a big grin:

"To my fellow non elected Governors...."

Above all, DO NOT LET THIS DIE WITHOUT RIDICULING CHENEY FOR IT.

[Spiffarino]

1. "Apparently they don't have the internet...

...newspapers or magazines in those undisclosed locations where they keep the VP."

[johnfunk]

48. That's "Internets," plural...

... as in, "I downloaded 'My Pet Goat' and some Mary Carey movies on the Internets."

[rzemanfl]

2. Challenge him to a microwave cooking contest! n/t

[LizW]

8. Oh...... I just got that!

Bwahahahahahaha!

:rofl:

[kittenpants]

18. I like the way you think! n/t

[rzemanfl]

35. And I can microwave like a Paris chef. n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

46. Oh that's harsh.

:rofl:

[rzemanfl]

51. If I can make a Beast Man think I'm harsh, that's cool. n/t

[Canuckistanian]

3. With both barrels, of course

This is a big chance to put Darth Cheney in his place - and send him scampering back to his spider hole.

[Guaranteed]

5. Absolutely- I can't believe Cheney allowed himself to get dragged

into this.

Now's our chance.

[Southsideirish]

21. "Mr. Potter" miss an opportunity to throw a mudpie at a decent person???

Surely you jest.

[XemaSab]

31. Dragged into it?

He probably had to throw aside his handlers and secret service agents like a PCP addict in order to jump into the fray.

[NWHarkness]

4. Laugh at him

Any reasonable person will regard Cheney's remarks as at least as far "over the top" as Deans. This is a case where mockery is the best strategy.

[AuntPatsy]

6. Mock him with his own rhetoric, "Go cheney Yourself"

[Democrats_win]

7. At least 1700 mothers hate cheney

[Guaranteed]

10. Both OUTSTANDING responses.

Brutal.

[tridim]

9. A perfect opportunity for Dean to serve the opening salvo

in Dickhead Cheney's illegal Halliburton war profiteering.

"We can be sure that Halliburton's board or directors loves Dick Cheney because he made them filthy rich by stealing American taxpayer money and giving it to them."

[LibDemAlways]

17. That one's the winner.

Stick it to him where it's sure to bleed.

[Canuckistanian]

41. Yeah, wasn't that the issue that caused Cheney to drop the F-bomb?

OOOOOooooh, that would be good....

[Fridays Child]

11. This guy is waging an illegal war for oil and he says I'M over the top?

Oughta do it.

[LightningFlash]

12. "He hasn't won anything."

Ahahahahaha Darth Cheney, I can't wait to watch Howard Dean rip you up in five pieces for your many miraculous lies and *gasp* ovation inducing speeches on the policies of Iraq....

I gess you are scared of Howard Dean, not a surprise. :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

Email Howard [email protected] tell him to get the soundbyte.

[Democrats_win]

13. This, from the liar who "never met John Edwards."

[CatWoman]

14. Gee, where are the Disgruntled Dean Damners?

and I wonder how they feel about Cheney's remarks?

[Southsideirish]

15. He should prescribe a good enema for him as he (Cheney) seems all

"bound up" as my mother used to call it.

[Canuckistanian]

33. Even the stick up his ass..

...has a stick up its ass.

[Stephanie]

16. That DICK has the GALL to talk about Dean's APPEAL!!!

It's astounding. Look at this fuckhead. Dean is a sexgod rockstar next to this vile piece of ignorant crap. How many times did you flunk out of YALE, Dick? How many DUI's did you get? How much money have you extracted from us for HALLIBURTON, and what's the value of your stock options NOW? How's the TICKER? Still got the operating room in the basement over there at the Naval Observatory? Hope you get to use it real soon!

[bleever]

49. "For a guy who thinks he was re-elected, he sounds awfully cranky."

Time for the 'sore winners' meme to go national.

"Why are they so angry when they control eveything?"

[rurallib]

19. Maybe Dean should offer to show Cheney how a free checkup

under the one payer system would work. Dean is the doctor and Cheney the patient.

[warrior1]

20. With the one finger salute

[ruggerson]

22. "As A Doctor, I Have Seen Many Cases Of Memory Loss"

"... but it's a little disconcerting when it's the man who is one heartbeat away from the Presidency"

[rurallib]

23. Also dean could say

"with my mother loving me that's at least one more person than loves you."

[KC21304]

24. Howard could point out that he won all of his Governor's

races by himself, didn't need the help of the Supreme Court in any of them.

[GetTheRightVote]

25. Governor of Vermont, that state must like straight shooters, no liers

Vermont just went up in my thoughts, must be a pretty nice place to live. Dr. Dean is just what the Republicans fear most and what the Democrats need most. He just needs to clean up a little on his speaks and he will rock this place like it so badly needs.

:kick:

[Fovea]

26. Just like the nuns at the Catholic hospital used to...

Smack it with a ruler on the head, until it goes flaccid.

[spanone]

27. The obvious....go Cheney yourself!

[creeksneakers2]

28. Dean should tell Cheney to go fuck himself.

When the media attention comes Dean should point out that Cheney has used the same kind of language and was proud of it. Why can the vice-president use profanity but a party leader cannot? Why did the press pay less attention to Cheney than they do now to Dean?

[Straight Shooter]

29. "I was elected governor 5 times, the same number of your deferments."

I would like Dean to counter with that.

Also, "To my fellow non-elected Governors" is really funny :7

[mainer]

32. oh, that's a good one! n/t

[Don Keehotey]

30. Response to Dick Cheney from Howard Dean

from Don Keehotey
http://www.shamelesspublicity.com

Dick:

At least I'm not still getting student deferments for Vietnam at the age of 65!

And don't call me "Howie"!!!

[newyawker99]

38. Hi Don Keehotey!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[MODemocrat]

34. Oh, I can hardly wait

I don't think there's anything I'd advise; Howard Dean will take care of that.

[kliljedahl]

36. The same guy who couldn't remember meeting John Edwards?

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[yurbud]

37. "I thought Dick only slithered out of his bunker to get Halliburton check"

Hillbilly Hitler art:



Blog:

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. With a videotape of Edwards handing Cheney's ass to him when

Cheney mentioned that he didn't remember ever meeting Senator Edwards...:hi:

[peekaloo]

40. He should point out that Dick's health is a threat to national security.

or tell him to go fuck himself.

[DireStrike]

42. Well hey, Dick has never won an election either. OR been on a winning tick

et!

[four more wars]

43. How's this

Well, seeing as Mr Cheney has decided that I have never won anything, and seeing as how most politically aware people will concede I have certainly won more elections than he ever has, this led to me start thinking how you could have a 'negative' amount of wins.

It seems to me the only way that would be possible would be if one was to steal an election that you didn't actually win. Perhaps this is Mr Cheney's way of coming clean about something that happened in 2000 and 2004?

[ruggerson]

44. I like that

sensible, humorous, humble and, of course, true. :)

[four more wars]

45. Thanks, I think this is more elegant though...

"Mr Cheney, Have you no sense of decency Sir?, At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"

Of course first said by Joseph Welch to Joe McCarthy

[stlsaxman]

47. In Episode One/Season One of "Deadwood" where Bullock,

still a Marshall in Montana, has a noose around the neck
of a man accused of stealing a horse facing a mob ready
to kill the accused themselves... the accused man lets loose
with the most venomous, seething "FFFFUUCCCKKK HHYYOOUUUUU!!!"....


THAT is how I would LOVE to see Dean respond to Cheney. :rofl: :bounce: :woohoo: :rofl:


Anyone got a sound file of that moment?

[Cha]

50. Yes, Dr. Chairman Dean..

You can do it..let cheney know how out of touch he is.

And as a DUer pointed out..cheney has resorted to "Yo Mama jokes"..so you must be doing something very Right On!

Go Dean..Lot's of American citizens have your back! :patriot:

[FreedomAngel82]

52. I think sometimes

the best thing to do is just to ignore his comments. He's a schoolyard bully pulling a "your mama" joke as someone else mentioned in another thread about this. I think it goes to show that dear old Dick isn't an adult at all in his brain. If I was Dean I'd keep pushing their buttons with issues that matter. Obviously he's doing something right. Kick some more ass Dean!

[Lone_Wolf]

53. Dissing Cheney would be easy...

All Dean would have to do is tell all Americans that "Cheney is trying to change the issue into being about me. The real issue is the United States and who is in control of it. Cheney epitomizes a small group of rich, white, Christian elites who have declared war on the working man and woman. Cheney advocates an America where the New Deal is dismantled and replaced by Welfare for the Rich. You see, Cheney doesn't want a level playing field, instead he wants the rules to favor him and a few select members of his social circle."

[senseandsensibility]

54. Our side, almost to a man or woman, is pathetically

inept at ridiculing republicans, even when opportunities are handed them on a silver platter. Please, Howard, prove me wrong.