Would you want to be reincarnated Straight, Gay, or Lesbian.

[trumad]

Poll question: Would you want to be reincarnated Straight, Gay, or Lesbian.

I know... I Know..most straight guys will say Lesbian.

[NashVegas]

1. Why No Bi?

Just curious.

[Zenlitened]

3. Either you left out a smiley, or...

... that is the best unintended pun of the week!

:)

:toast:

[NashVegas]

9. No Pun Intended

I'm a great 'straight' woman.

Now go ponder whether that's an intended pun, too :)

[ohio_liberal]

7. I would definitely want to be bi

Covers all the bases :)

[racaulk]

8. I was thinking the same thing as Zenlitened

Maybe you could be reincarnated as bi-curious! ;)

[NashVegas]

13. But Aren't Most of Us

Already?

I mean, honestly?

Okay, those of us who habitually question moral authority?

[racaulk]

31. You're right

I think all of us are at least a little bi-curious on some level. Whether or not they're willing to admit to it is a different story.

You make a very good point. :-)

[DuaneBidoux]

33. Yea' but bi female or bi male? Are we having fun yet?

[soleft]

2. I just want to be immortal

[Salviati]

4. So do I...

...but only for a little while.

[grumpy old fart]

6. lol...excellent

[UdoKier]

5. Bi/Free.

Why would anyone want to reincarnate into a pigeonhole?

[ComerPerro]

10. Straight male

Seems to have been working for me so far.

But, once I am reincarnated, will I really know the difference?

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

11. But as what? A straight cockroach? A gay oyster? Lesbian poodle?

Bi lobster?

Choices, choices, choices.

[geniph]

12. How about the same way I am now - bisexual?

[damntexdem]

14. I didn't vote.

If I can be reincarnated, I'll take what I can get.

[NashVegas]

15. LMAO

Best answer yet.

[Dr.Phool]

16. A lesbian

That way, I could still fool around with women, but I could also play golf from the red tees!

[Horse with no Name]

17. By voting you are insinuating that being gay is a choice

:shrug:

[JRob]

20. .

[Chovexani]

28. Great toon!

Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw yesterday. "Ban Republican Marriage. (Hatred is unnatural and disgusting)"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. People will miss the greater point of this thread, my friend

But let me just say, I would no more want to be reincarnated straight than most black people would want to be reincarnated white. I am pleased with my own identity, but not pleased with social inequities that accompany that identity. I would want to be reincarnated into a world where human brains are so advanced that it mattered not.

[JRob]

19. i'm not touchin' that one...

[murray hill farm]

21. how about all of the above?

what if you didnt choose at all...and u were born into a great new world where u had sex with everyone u wanted..and got off rubbing on trees or the meadow, made love to the earth and nature and the world and the earthlings...and u just made love ..as u felt the calling..ha! but since that wont happen, i want to be reborn which ever one is easier to deal with in the society in which i am born...because just dealing with the rest of life is hard enough..without all the additional hassle of dealing with being born with a sexual orientation that is not the "accepted" one in your birth society.

[kliljedahl]

26. Have you read this book?

Comes the closest to what you're expressing that I can think of. IMHO one of the best books ever written.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0441478123/qid=1118443449/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-4325882-6603145?v=glance&s=books&n=507846


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[murray hill farm]

27. no, i have not read that book!

on monday, i will check at my local library for it..if they do not have it, they will order it for me. Thanks!

[MissWaverly]

22. my reply

I take any of the above as long as I am not a Republican!

[Cats Against Frist]

23. Lesbian, definitely

The fact that I'm not attracted to women is the only thing standing between myself and happiness. To be sure.

[Karenina]

24. OTHER

Frankly, I have absolutely NO INTENTION to be reincarnated in this particular loony bin. I articulated how stupid I found it all at 5. 50 years later, it's even STUPIDER (I didn't know what homosexual meant at 5 the OTHER stuff was enough). GENUG! OVER AND OUT!

[Liberaler]

25. The same as now

a bi man :)

[Chovexani]

29. Welcome to DU!

Lots of us bis around here. :hi:

[Chovexani]

30. Same as I am now

It's fine bi me. ;)

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

32. Straight, or a male lesbian.