Please help vet this consolidated Bush resume

[Room101]

What do you think?Anything wrong? What should stay? Should I change the wording? What should be exchanged with something else? Links to use as endnotes would be great. After my final draft, I will fact check them all. I plan on passing them out like crazy, and so should you!It fits perfectly on one page. Edit: Numbered accomplshments


George W. Bush’s


Accomplishments As President

1· In my first three years in office over 3.4 million Americans lost their job.

2· Spent the surplus

3· Shattered record for biggest annual deficit (500 billion) in history.

4· Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

5· Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

6· Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in history.

7· Changed EPA rules that will Increase Pollution by 1.6 Million Tons

8· Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans by 14.6 billion

9· Cut hazard pay for troops serving in Iraq

10· Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive’.

11· Covered up for my rich friends the Saudi’s, for financing two 911 highjackers. 15 out of the 19 highjackers were from Saudi Arabia. (None from Iraq)

12· Used forged evidence and lied about “Weapons of mass destruction” to get us into a Quagmire in Iraq. (Then taunted the Guerillas to kill our troops by saying “ Bring them on”)

13· Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history.

Records and References

a· I’m AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.

b· Republican Trent Lott “ We can support the troops without supporting the president”

c· Republican Theodore Roosevelt, 26th US President “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”