Most of this was taken from
http://www.realchange.org/index.htm Here is why we can't vote for anyone, the Dems are all losers, we suck, and that's sad.
Howard Dean: Short fuse. His son was arrested for driving the getaway car in a country-club liquor burglary? Dean is too liberal, and he's also too centrist. He may even be too conservative. He lies about his favorite song, and he says anything to get elected. He may be a Republican plant.
Wesley Clark: Republican plant to blow the Dem's chances, or Clintonian plant to stop Howard Dean? Rumors are that Clark tried to start World War III during the Kosovo invasion, and that he was secretly involved in the Waco raid. Clark voted Republican till 1992, and no one knows why he is a Dem.
Dennis Kucinich: This blue collar Cleveland kid has become a New Age mystic vegan who introduced a bill banning "chemtrails" in Congress. Massive flip flop on abortion. Led Cleveland into bankruptcy as boy mayor. Shrieks. Unelectable.
Carole Moseley-Braun: She went from a low level Chicago machine hack (Cook County Recorder) to one disastrous term as a US Senator, during which distinguished herself by living a luxury life off campaign funds and paying her boyfriend $15,000 a MONTH as campaign manager, covering up charges of his sexual harassment, carrying water for big corporate contributors, and seeking help for an infamous Nigerian dictator. Based on that, she thinks she should be president?
Dick Gephardt: Political chameleon has morphed from an anti-abortion conservative to a protectionist lefty populist. Had to return $22,000 in questionable contributions from the Lippo Group after that scandal broke. A campaign volunteer illegally attained credit reports of 2 Gephardt opponents in 1996, though Dick and his paid staff were cleared of charges. He failed to report his half-interest in a $750,000 North Carolina beach home in his 1992 disclosure report, doing so 3 weeks later after being questioned about it. Required extensive surgery to remove his lips from Bush's Rose garden.
Al Sharpton: Seen on an FBI surveillance tape discussing a money laundering deal with mafioso Michael Franzese. Known associate of Michael Jackson. Reckless demagogue. Two words: Tawanna Brawley.
John Edwards: Admitted lawyer. Can't get a break in this election, and you want to throw him against the Bush machine?
Joseph Lieberman: DLC hack. Gore backstabber, chair of the "Rugburns for Bush" committee.
John Kerry: Looks like Harry Dean Stanton. Another DLC hack. Thinks he is John Kennedy Jr, Jr. Corporate Ketchup minion.
Alright, I ran out of steam. Whom did I not offend? Well, they're ugly, dumb, and smell bad. They should go away, join the Republican party, and suffer an ignoble, political demise. So there.