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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 06:53 AM
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Mr.Falwell and Mr.Robertson endorsed masturbation today.They said
any practice that does not lead to abortion is acceptable.As to the use of Viagra with this practice, they said folks should be careful about blindness.While trying to read the teleprompter both evangelists had to squint their eyes and Mr.Falwell told Mr.Robertson, " may be you need stronger prescription glasses."
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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 06:54 AM
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1. Is this a joke?
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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 06:54 AM
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2. What do you think?
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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 07:00 AM
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8. Damn, too good to be true.
But with that nutcase Horsey talking how he used to relieve his sexual frustration on the family mule, I was sort of hoping it might be true.
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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 06:55 AM
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3. Wait I thought blindness was caused by..

masturbation! Now I find out its caused by Viagra.

What gives?
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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 06:59 AM
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6. Viagra apparently works by constricting the blood flow to some crucial
arteries.Masturbation also creates the same type of blood flow patterns. That is why the results from these two are identical.
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wakeme2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 06:56 AM
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4. The also for a prayer offering of $50 have a book
You and your farm animals guide to true love.... :evilgrin:
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mogster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 06:57 AM
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5. They always appear in pair, these two ?
I only have one question: do the hair grow on the back of their hands? :P
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Domitan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 07:00 AM
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7. Dobson has been endorsing masturbation for at least 30 years
Dr Dobson summarizes with the statement: "Masturbation is all encompassing!"

Boys and parents need to understand that masturbation (in Dr. Dobson's words) "is an inevitable developmental stage - it is going to happen!"

He concludes with the statement:

"If it happens to you, I wouldn't worry too much about it because I don't think it has much to do with your relationship to God"

-From his book "Preparing for Adolescence" (1979, 2000)

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Dobson has even been attacked by some fundies for being too pro-masturbation.

http://www.deoomnisgloria.com/mt/archives/000115.html
"Even though I greatly appreciate most of the work Dr. Dobson has done over the years, I think his books on parenting especially those dealing with boys and teenagers should be avoided because he condones masturbation. As a former sex education teacher, who even used the Focus on the Family video regarding safe sex as being a lie for those engaging in premarital sex, I think his attitude on masturbation is troubling and to say the least gravely immoral. Below is an article I found posted on his website dealing with the issue."
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 07:05 AM
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9. James Dobson: Founder of "Focus on the Masturbating"? n/t
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 07:38 AM
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15. This gives "calling upon the hand
of the Lord" new meaning. Thanks, Dr. Dobson!
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CTyankee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 07:11 AM
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11. "if it happens to you"???
That's a rather passive way of saying "If you feel like jerking off and then do it." I never thought of masturbation as something that just "happens" to you. But then, if it just "happens" you don't have to take any responsibility, do you?

Love these hypocrites!
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 07:16 AM
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12. There I Was Minding My Own Business And Bam! Maturbation!
Edited on Fri Jun-10-05 07:19 AM by DistressedAmerican
I don't know how to make it stop happening to ME!

Would make a good bumper sticker " Masturbation Happens!"
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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 07:20 AM
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13. Take control! Take the matter into your own hands.See you feel better
already.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 07:34 AM
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14. Much Better!
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 07:08 AM
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10. how appropriate
jerkoffs endorsing jerking off
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