Okay. I give up.

[smartvoter]

The Red Cross is wrong. Amnesty is wrong. The UN is wrong. Our Allies are wrong.

Everyone on the face of the earth is wrong except this administration.

Why it took me so long to see it, I'll never know.

[salinen]

1. It's about time you came

to your senses. Have you always been a late bloomer?

[EST]

2. 'Bout time!

Now that you've become so enlightened, what do you plan to do next?

[flvegan]

3. Sounds like someone had a Kool Aid Slushee.

[Kerrytravelers]

4. I've been wrong all along, too.

Stupid me... I beleived the Constitution was something that we all valued and beleived in. How dare I? Free speech wasn't meant for me. I should have known better.

[mopaul]

14. what was i thinking? how could i have been so wrong so long?

i was so wrong for trying to make sense of things, and for so, so very long.

[smoogatz]

5. The ICRC is only wrong about the U.S. and Egypt and Saudi Arabia

Bush wants them to go to Uzbekistan, though, and issue a report.

[Dave Reynolds]

6. Yep, all this time all they do is

"disassemble".

[in_cog_ni_to]

7. You forgot one.

The Constitution is toilet paper.

[sparky_in_ma]

8. Don't be so hard on yourself

Now that you've come to your senses, can I sell you a "Laura Bush in 08 bumper sticker?:+

[Amy6627]

9. When everybody around you is wrong, you need to take a look

at yourself. Maybe you are the one who is wrong. :crazy:

[Kurovski]

10. See, now doesn't that feel better?

Just sink comfortably into that slowly boiling pot of water.

MMMM, so relaxing...let go of all those pesky questions. Here, peel this onion into the pot. What? Oh, sweetie , that's just a kind of relaxing soap, Do you like carrots? Let's toss in a few, shall we?
Repeat after me..."Daddy George knows best, daddy George knows best..."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Join us... it's blissssssss n/t

[Inland]

12. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. And disassembled. nt

[expatriate]

13. "Sleeep .. sleeep...poppies will make them sleeeeeep ...... n/t

[wildflower]

15. The Emperor is indeed wearing lovely attire these days.

[Stinky The Clown]

16. Geeeze ... took ya long enuff .........

.... we been sittin' here *trying* to be patient and wait for ya .......

[smartvoter]

18. Sorry. I guess I'm just slow... nt

[jazzjunkysue]

17. And Limp Paw's right.

[kittenpants]

19. You know, Poland had it right for awhile. Don't forget Poland!

[flaminbats]

20. ahhh..being compassionate, smart, and moral...

patriotism is loving your government and obeying God's commands. morality is executing women who had abortions, invading all other countries that might have nuclear weapons, and outlawing the cures possible with stem cell research. Small government searches our houses whenever it likes, imprisons us for opposing unelected government officials, throws the godless atheists out of public schools, raises interest rates and premiums whenever the rich need more money, provides fair treatment for corporate America, supports a one party system, and keeps tabs on all elected troublemakers.

big government gives handouts to the poor, makes us pay for what it spends, kills babies with glee, enjoyed 9/11, invests in healthcare and education, steals our guns, burns our bibles, legalizes drugs, frees the terrorists, raises taxes, supports a new world order, teaches that God is really just another wimpo liberal, and debates cleaning up toxic dumps that are really quite healthy.