how in the fuck is laura bush supposed to improve our image overseas?

[mopaul]

improve our image? improve our image? what the fuck good is laura gonna do to quell the hatred and loathing her husband went to so much trouble to install?

now they are suddenly worried about america's IMAGE? maybe they ought to realize it's not our fucking image that matters, it's our policies.

this PROVES the white house is more worried about image than substance. and they lose on both counts.

[Califooyah Operative]

1. she's also going to fight gangs...nt

[H2O Man]

3. What do you mean "going to"?

Gang violence in America has come to a halt. It's safe to walk the streets in any city at any time. Where there once were hate crimes, there are now acts of compassion. Rap music has been replaced with Pat Boone records. Murderers on death row have found salvation in the pages of "My Pet Goat." This is the language that deranged Muslims will understand.

[Swamp Rat]

2. I thought she was going shopping...

[mopaul]

4. the fuhrer himself couldn't make it to visit the bombed out cities

so we sent his lovely wife, eva.

[SodoffBush]

5. "beats" me

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2005230788,00.gif

[MrScorpio]

6. Curtains...

New curtains!

Yep, that's the ticket

[Mr.Green93]

7. She has big breasts

What more could she need?

[mopaul]

10. I find her ramblings torturous, sooooo....

maybe they sent her to torture the whole arab world like she does me

[rooboy]

8. Heavy smokers are respected in some countries. n/t

[DistressedAmerican]

9. She Sure Won't. But, If I Had My Choice Between Her And Chimpy...

I'd have to take...

No, No Wait!

Fuck them both! Never lets their shallow, greedy asses out of their Fucking cages!

[mopaul]

11. it's just the stupidest thing they could possibly do diplomacy wise

fuckem both. you can put lipstick on a pig, but it'll still look like barbara bush.

[DistressedAmerican]

14. Amen Brother!

[orpupilofnature57]

12. Maybe where they miss the communist block!!

[Ruffhowse]

13. She'll be handing out handfuls of spare Xanax she always has tucked

away for stressful times like these. All the little brown people will be so wigged out on her Xanax that nothing will trouble them at all.

[no_hypocrisy]

15. Here's how it's SUPPOSED to work:

1. Laura goes to the Mid-East.
2. She is prim, proper, and a good house guest.
3. She lets the foreign public see her in public being a kind, compassionate (subservient) woman.
4. The pubic then forms a positive opinion of her, they like what they see, and thus decide they like her.
5. Up to now, either the foreign public has either disliked her husband or had serious doubts about his credibility..
6. But now, after seeing and hearing Laura, they cut * some slack, figuring, "Well, he can't be all THAT BAD, if he's married to HER."

And she becomes the Jacqueline Kennedy of the Mid-East. In theory.

Personally, I don't think it's gonna work the way they planned it.

[mopaul]

16. nah, it won't work

that's what's so maddening about it. it's not supposed to work, it's just supposed to be good enough for us, and good enough for them. 'here, we went dumbass's dumbass wife to calm the arabs down, that's good enough for ya'

[KlatooBNikto]

18. Laura is going to do the milking of the male Arab horses! That is it!

Or is she going to milk some of the male Arabs?I forget what they said.

[democrank]

17. This is just a feeble attempt

to resurrect Bush`s poll numbers. Problem is, the rest of the world isn`t as gullible as the Bushies think they are.

[Disturbed]

19. Isn't this ditz only visiting...

Jordan, Kuwait and Israel? It's a sign when they trot her out that they know that they are failing. She knows nothing about anything.