Ted Nugent's Kamp for Kids . . .

[OneBlueSky]

yes, kids . . . now you too can learn to kill a deer with a bow and arrow . . . and have fun doing it! . . . all under the guiding eye of master hunter and certifiable wacko, The Nuge . . .

sign your kids up now, Moms and Dads . . . space is limited . . .

http://www.tnkfk.com/



The youth of today are the FUTURE OF AMERICA, and will determine the fate of conservation and outdoor sports, including hunting.

Bowhunters are a special breed. In addition to the right equipment , it takes dedication, commitment and high ethical standards to be a true Bowhunter. Bowhunting lends itself to intimate encounters with both nature and the game we hunt , requiring superior woodsmanship skills for consistent success. Here's a warning : DON'T GIVE BOWHUNTING A TRY UNLESS YOU'RE PREPARED TO BE HOOKED FOR LIFE! It has a way of seeping right into your very soul . The mystical flight of the arrow has hooked many a good man and woman.

[Bombtrack]

1. Does he teach them how to chainsaw their own leg?

That seems to be what that racist loser is good at these days

[TWiley]

2. Yes, that way they learn to escape a leg-hold trap.

What would happen if you stepped into a steel trap set by another sportsman as you waited for a docile creature to come to the pile of bait you made?

Chewing through your own leg to escape is inhumane. A chain saw cut is better.

Now if we can only get him to use it on his neck. After all, his painful brain is stuck in some kind of trap.

[Bombtrack]

3. If he got eaten by a lion I'd thank God every day for the rest of my life

For the "cat scratch fever" jokes alone.

[TWiley]

4. Yes, it would be exhilerating.

I cannot believe the amount of people who buy into his crap.

He hunts deer next to a bait pile, from a tree stand, and uses a compound bow with a laser sight.

Gee ted, <eyes glaze over while picking nose> you outsmarted a deer !

[Bigmack]

5. Any parent who sends their kid...

to his camp needs to read all that neat stuff Ted did to dodge the draft. There are some great quotes going around the web by Ted, too.

That fucker is crazy as an outhouse mouse!

[oasis]

6. Nugent games: He chases kids on horseback with his paintball gun.

He puts $100 bills on five bails of hay spread over about 3-4 acres. The kids make a try for the loot before he shoots them. They get to keep the money if successful.(They do get protective headwear).

I saw it on teevee a couple of years ago. No kid got any money but were stung preety good by the sadistic S.O.B. My reaction :wtf: