ON CNN now. They located the guy who owns "the finger" - Wendy's Chili

[pbartch]

this will be on news 24/7

No other important news except the finger that was found in the Wendy's Chili will be reported.

[paula777]

1. Hmmm, it's not on thier website or any other MSM sites

[Sequoia]

2. Of course, it's Friday and more important than base closings.

Spinny, spin, spin.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

3. I think

that the finger ought to be given to CNN. ;)

[Career Prole]

4. Larry King will host the rest of his fingers one by one

in an exhaustive series.

[kittenpants]

11. that should really boost his ratings.

then he can have a psychic on to contact the departed finger.

[Career Prole]

14. ROFL!

Perfect! :rofl:

[mainer]

5. Wait-- I heard the finger was a manicured woman's finger

in the initial news reports, that's what they said.

[Renew Deal]

In all the news reports

since the beginning. :wtf:

[Career Prole]

15. Quick! Someone count Ann Coulter's fingers!

:evilgrin:

[northstar]

6. Tabloid TeeVee

Hard at work again....*sigh*

[UdoKier]

7. Oh thank God.

Now I can go back to my normal life now that my mind is at ease.


:eyes:

[Sparkly]

8. Hey CNN -- I've gotcher finger, right here!! n/t

[Javaman]

9. The bigger question,

what story will this transplant during the friday dump?

[im10ashus]

10. Ironically, on the day they are handing out free Frosty's. n/t

[Bluebear]

12. He also provided the tip. Hahahahaha!

[Scurrilous]

13. Have they linked...

...the finger to al-Zarqawi yet?

[im10ashus]

16. No, but the shrub was out on a bike ride when the news broke.

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

17. Here's a link

www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/05/13/finger13.TMP

Finger belonged to a friend of the woman's spouse.

[Richard Steele]

18. These folks are a real pair of winners:

"Police Chief Rob Davis said the friend, whose name was not released, had lost part of a finger in an industrial accident in December. Ayala had claimed she found the finger in a bowl of chili March 22 at a San Jose Wendy's.

"The jig is up," Davis said at a news conference. Davis said tests confirmed the fingertip belonged to the husband's acquaintance.

Ayala, who is also charged with one count of grand theft in an unrelated case for allegedly swindling a woman out of $11,000 in a real estate deal, has repeatedly proclaimed her innocence since San Jose and Las Vegas police searched her home April 6. She was arrested in connection with the case April 21 on a charge of attempted grand theft.

Her husband, 43-year-old Jaime Plascencia, has been arrested on unrelated felony charges or failure to pay child support and committing identity theft by assuming the name and Social Security number of his young son, allegedly to avoid having his wages garnished for child support."

[seemslikeadream]

19. CNN I've got a finger for ya