Tonight's anti-DeLay rally to be held at Stonehenge. (Clothing optional).

[Cyrano]

Damn, I didn't think the Republicans were smart enough to figure out that it was us liberals who were causing all of DeLay's problems. It just goes to show you. Never overestimate the ignorance of a Republican.

Judges have already been chosen for the elephant blood-guzzling fest
which will begin at 9:00. The George W. Bush "Attempting to Speak English" contest will start at 10:00.

The Tom DeLay impersonator had to cancel, Ted Bundy is dead, and Charles Manson is in prison for life, so we're really at a loss as to
how to fill the 11:00 o'clock time slot. All suggestions are welcome.

The Grand Finale takes place at midnight, when a thousand poor people are bused in and we all get to dance around and spit on them.

[Jo March]

1. Hmm. The Clinton family in some sort of beer-drenched orgy?

:shrug:

[Cyrano]

2. Nah. Bill would talk for three hours and spoil the festivities.