MANDATORY MALLOY: Monday Truthseeker Rendezvous

[LincolnMcGrath]

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Got the flying monkey blues? Here is the cure!

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[geomon666]

1. LOL Nice pic Linc.

I can almost hear the monkey theme from the Wizard of Oz.

[LincolnMcGrath]

12. Hi geo

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[Huckebein the Raven]

2. Hey Lincoln and truthseekers

:hi:

[LincolnMcGrath]

13. Hi Dark_Leftist

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[Ilsa]

3. Hi Lincoln! I love the new graphic!

Mike Malloy rocks! :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[LincolnMcGrath]

15. HI Ilsa

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[Liberal_Dog]

4. Checking In...

Hi Lincoln. :hi: Hello Everyone. :hi:

[LincolnMcGrath]

17. Hi Liberal_Dog

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. Hello Lincoln!! Hello Truthseekers!!

Oh this is gonna be great, a long weekend's worth of material.


:kick:


:woohoo:

[LincolnMcGrath]

19. Hi SalmonChantedEvening

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[FreedomAngel82]

6. Hi everybody!

Hi everybody! Glad to be here!! :popcorn:

[LincolnMcGrath]

20. Hi FreedomAngel82

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[cal04]

7. Hi Lincoln Hi everybody

:hi: :grouphug: :yourock: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo:

[LincolnMcGrath]

21. Hi cal04

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[Beelzebud]

8. LOL, great picture there, Lincoln!

Hello Truthseekers! Malloy is back in the saddle. Tonight's show should be interesting. He's opening with Bin Laden's head in a box. :P

[LincolnMcGrath]

23. Hi BeelzeBud

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[sasquatch]

9. It's republican ass beating time

:woohoo:

[Beelzebud]

14. YES. I've been fiending for Malloy since Friday. :)

[LincolnMcGrath]

24. Hi sasquatch

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[Andrushka]

10. Hey Lincoln!

Just in the nick of time there, I see! :hi:

Holding the next RNC at a petting zoo to save money on hookers?!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause:

Naughty Mike!

[LincolnMcGrath]

27. Hi Andrushka

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[oldgrowth]

11. Here - hi all

[LincolnMcGrath]

28. Hi oldgrowth

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[Greylyn58]

36. Howdy and welcome to DU and Mike Malloy oldgrowth!!

:evilgrin:

[Ilsa]

16. Already, this is going to be a great show!

MTP soundbites, Colmes interview with the anti-choice bestial sex monger, etc.
:grouphug: :hi:

[texanwitch]

18. Howdy, from hot, humid Texas

:grr: :kick: :toast: :bounce: :grouphug: :yourock: :headbang: :woohoo: :applause: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo:

[LincolnMcGrath]

Hi texanwitch

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[Beelzebud]

22. MIKE MALLOY FOR PRESIDENT!

"We need to remove our troops from Iraq, TONIGHT!"

Keep speaking the truth, Mike.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

25. Hey Everyone! Too stupid to find his Ass.

[LincolnMcGrath]

30. HI Crazy Guggenheim

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. Hey Linc!

[Greylyn58]

26. Howdy All

Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend and Monday!!! B-)

Sounds like Mike is starting strong tonight!!! :yourock: Mike

:hi: Lincoln and my fellow Truthseekers!!! :grouphug:


:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:woohoo: :woohoo: :applause: :popcorn: :applause: :woohoo: :woohoo:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[LincolnMcGrath]

31. Hi Greylyn58

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[bear425]

37. Hi again, thought I'd tune in for a while.

Can I be a Truthseeker, too! The chardonnay is wearing off from Countdown and now reality is setting in again.

[LincolnMcGrath]

42. Hello and Welcome bear425

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[bear425]

76. thanks for the welcome LincolnMcGrath and Greylyn58

Been lurking here for a while, but I just really love Mike Malloy.

Here's to the truth! :toast:

[Greylyn58]

47. Absolutely and Howdy again!!!!

Those whose who seek the truth are always welcome! :evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

29. Clinton didn't need that security.

[Greylyn58]

39. Yeah but pResident Evil

has pissed off a bunch a people and well....you know!!!

Stupid jerk!!! :evilfrown:

[Catherine Vincent]

32. What's up?

:hi:

[LincolnMcGrath]

44. Hi cat_girl25

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[wookie294]

34. Truthseeker reporting for duty !

Hello all !!

:patriot:

[LincolnMcGrath]

46. Hi wookie294

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[Rapcw]

35. Hi Lincoln! Hi everyone!

:hi:

[LincolnMcGrath]

49. Hi Rapcw

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

38. OOOZZZYYYY!

[sellitman]

40. Hello again Linc!

I just signed on....has Mike mentioned Andy tonight?

[LincolnMcGrath]

53. HI sellitman

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[WestHoustonDem]

41. Hi Lincoln, Hi Truthseekers

Do I see flying monkeys?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LincolnMcGrath]

56. Hi WestHoustonDem

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

43. I AM CONDEMNED!

[Beelzebud]

45. That preacher is disgusting... He should lose tax exemption.

Have I mentioned tonight how much I hate these people?

[Greylyn58]

61. Keith Olbermann had one of those kicked out

on his show tonight along with the lawyer representing him and the others. It was very interesting.

[Catherine Vincent]

48. Ewww. Chan Chandler.

ick.:puke:

[DearAbby]

50. Hi Lincoln....Truthseekers

:hi: :popcorn: :hi:

[LincolnMcGrath]

58. Hi DearAbby

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Andrushka]

51. Oh...my God...!

Heads in boxes? :crazy:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

52. Jack in the Box!

[sasquatch]

62. ROTFLOL!!!

:rofl:

[geomon666]

54. LOL I love that Ren & Stimpy laugh Mike has.

Classic man. :D

[T Roosevelt]

55. So was Mike listening to Randi earlier today?

He's riffing off exactly the same thing she was (dry ice) and right down to the same music...

[LincolnMcGrath]

64. Hi T Roosevelt

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

57. BEHOLD EXCALBUR!!

[Beelzebud]

59. Is it just me or does Bush sound like he is IN the Saudi crime family?

Heads on skewers? Bin Laden's head in a box of dry ice?

He sounds more like the Taliban than the President of the United States...

LOL, Malloy was great there with that music playing. :)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

70. You may have it backwards

Maybe the Saudis are IN with the BFEE. Just another crew?

[proud patriot]

60. I'm here Hi LincolnMcGrath and fellow TruthSeekers

:woohoo:

[LincolnMcGrath]

65. Hi proud patriot

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[proud patriot]

74. I hope you had a good weekend

:hug:

[LincolnMcGrath]

91. It was pretty good here. How was your w/e?

[proud patriot]

116. productive

I got a lot of yard work done :hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

63. GIMME HIS HEAD!!

Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah!

[sellitman]

66. Has Mike mentioned Andy tonight?

?

[LincolnMcGrath]

75. Not that I have heard

Have you contacted the show? :hi:

[oldgrowth]

67. 21th century???????mike's on a roll .

[cal04]

68. BinLaden's head in a box and Saddam's gun to show off

OMG, what next

Mr Bush shows Saddam's gun to select visitors, telling them it was unloaded, both now and when Saddam was captured, Time reported. "He really liked showing it off," Time quoted a visitor as saying. "He was really proud of it."

[Greylyn58]

69. Wow Mike...I think the meds are really kicking in!!

I feel like I should be hearing the Wicked Witch of the Wests theme song during that rant.

:evilgrin: hehehehehehe!!!! :rofl:

[Beelzebud]

72. Yeah that was great. He had me cracking up.

I woke the dog up laughing. :)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

79. LOL!!

Mine came running in to the room looking for who was cackling!


:rofl:

[Beelzebud]

82. LOL Thats two dog's Mike interrupted tonight.

ROFL

[Crazy Guggenheim]

71. If Malloy lead us into battle, I would honor that quest!

[Nite Owl]

73. Hi Lincoln

hi everyone. :hi:

[LincolnMcGrath]

78. Hi Nite Owl

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[jmatthan]

77. Finland checked in

eom

[LincolnMcGrath]

84. Hi jmatthan

:hi: Jacob :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Beelzebud]

80. Hash Oil makes AWESOME cookies. :P

[SalmonChantedEvening]

125. Ever dip the tip of a ciggie in it?

Let it dry and save it for when you get home from work. I remember about an hour from that month in 1982.


Not that I um do those kinda things anymo... OH WHO AM I KIDDING!!!


:rofl:

[proud patriot]

81. Neal horsley is one sick puppy

:puke:

[Ilsa]

85. How is this ass Horsley getting any media?

Why is anyone giving him a microphone to spew his acid?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

94. Ewwww Jethro

Stay away from my local zoo, k pal?

And WE'RE the sinners? geddafuggowdahere!

Evening Ilsa *hat tip* :D

[tridim]

136. It's Clinton's fault he fucked a mule

You didn't know that?

[LincolnMcGrath]

145. Nice to see you again tridim

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

153. Silly me.

Forgetting Rule #1 like that ....

[Greylyn58]

89. He is so disgusting!!!!

Eeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!

[d_b]

83. hello

[LincolnMcGrath]

95. Hi d_b

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[raysr]

86. Hello

I just sent this to Mike, Bush on Reids' "loser" statement, "I know you are but what am I?"redstate.org (Harry Reid or Tara Reid?)

[LincolnMcGrath]

98. Hi raysr

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Andrushka]

87. "Ah was a fool!"

An' still am one!!

[Renew Deal]

88. Giddy up mule fuckers

:evilgrin:

[LincolnMcGrath]

103. Hi Bleachers7

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Renew Deal]

105. Hi

Malloy has been great tonight. I loved the Excalibur stuff.

:hi:

[Beelzebud]

90. ROFL What a MORON this guy is!!!

Colmes: "You had sex with animals?"

Whacko: "Absolutely!"

This guy is completely INSANE!!!

[Beelzebud]

93. You heard it from this whacko, folks.

If it's warm, and wet, and vibrates, why not have sex with it?

[geomon666]

92. Oh.....My.......GOD!

I can't believe what I just heard.

[Beelzebud]

96. I know what you mean. That guy was INSANE!!!

[sellitman]

97. Mule Humper R US?

:rofl:

[BattyDem]

101. LMAO!!

:rofl:

[LincolnMcGrath]

106. Hello and Welcome BattyDem

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[BattyDem]

119. Thanks!

Hello Truthseekers! :hi:

[Greylyn58]

99. I beg to differ with you, You pervert!!!

JEEZ!!!! :puke:

:wtf:

[Renew Deal]

100. Any DUers living on farms have sex with the animals?

"If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates, you might have sex with it."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

102. Did he get more with his Kenmore?

ick ick and ick again.

[Beelzebud]

104. IF ITS WARM. AND DAMP. AND VIBRATES. YOU MIGHT HAVE SEX WITH IT!

LOL This is Fox News' idea of a politcal debate?!?

I think Mike is right. We're all dead and in hell.

[Renew Deal]

107. 2 tits, a hole and a heartbeat.

That was the old saying. :rofl:

[Beelzebud]

110. ROFLMAO

[Beelzebud]

112. This has been the best hour of radio EVER.

RIDE EM COWBOY!!! HEY QUIT EATING THAT HAY!!!!

..And the banjo plays on. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[biscotti]

108. Hi there

Man Mike is on it tonight. Great program tonight.Spreading the truth!

[LincolnMcGrath]

117. Hi REDSTATELIBERAL

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

118. Hey RSL!

[cal04]

109. LMAO Mike you're killing me

:rofl:

[sellitman]

111. No wonder Mr Ed Talked!!!!!!

:rofl:

[geomon666]

121. 'Wilbur....Why are you back there so much?'

:P

[oldgrowth]

132. You called that one!!!!!!!!

[Andrushka]

113. Mike: You're killing me!

:yourock: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :applause: :woohoo:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

114. I told people during the campaign we should have done that!!

Come here Bessie!

[Renew Deal]

120. There's a whole section of voters we're alienating by not supporting

mule humping. Anyone that opposes mule humping is a DINO and should leave the party. :dem:

[bear425]

123. You're either with the mules, or against them. n/t

[Beelzebud]

129. Or you're humping them, apparently. :)

[LincolnMcGrath]

115. "You're stepping on my foot!"

:rofl:

[Beelzebud]

122. An On-Topic joke courtesy of George Carlin:

Why do you have sex with a mule on the edge of a cliff?



Because the mule pushes back!

:D

[raysr]

124. Horsley's Bio

http://www.christiangallery.com/pictures.html

[gumby]

126. Happy Monday Everyone.

Well, iffin i aint dead, then imma sure as hell livin in a cultur of death. gimmie some head, horse head, donky head, heads on sticks.... yowsa.

[LincolnMcGrath]

128. Hi gumby

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Beelzebud]

127. ROFL. Mike is unstoppable tonight.

That Bush quote... LOL WHen I see those cows laying the grass...

LOL LOL LOL

[BattyDem]

131. He's hysterical tonight!

It must be the NyQuil, LOL! :rofl:

[geomon666]

133. LOL when I see them laying in the grass that's a good sign.

PERV!

[Diego360]

130. Just tuned in...

and MM has got me laughing like a maniac. Flying monkeys and bovine femme fatales, oh my!

Hi all!
:hi:

[LincolnMcGrath]

140. Hi Diego360

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Greylyn58]

134. Please God...Not again Mike!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Beelzebud]

137. ROFL. This guy says "When I WAS a fool." Was?

LOL This guy is unbelievable. He acts like if you don't have sex with farm animals you are an elitist snob

[Andrushka]

135. "Oh, Ed!"

"Ohhhh, Mr Horsely!"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

138. I dont think I want to know

What you do now Mr. Horsekneeler, you're still a fool!

[rocktivity]

139. Oh, good, they're going to play the mule tape again!

Alan Colmes is trying to be classy, trying to give him an out...which is more than Hannity would have done.

Well, Malloy sure isn't giving him an out--if Tiger Woods had teed off like this over the weekend, he'd have another championship!

:popcorn:
rocknation

[Neoma]

143. I asked Mike Malloy for the sound clip.

:D
Hope i can get it.

[LincolnMcGrath]

160. Hi Neoma

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[LincolnMcGrath]

158. Hi rocknation

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[wherewingstakedream]

141. Want to have some fun tonight Bossy?!

Bossy: No I have a headache tonight Neal! :rofl:

[LincolnMcGrath]

149. Hi wherewingstakedream

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[wherewingstakedream]

169. Hi Lincoln!

What a show it is tonight!:bounce: :hi: :yourock:

[Beelzebud]

142. If you don't have sex with farm animals you are just the liberal elite.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

146. That;'s right!

[cal04]

144. And they wonder why AbuGraib is happening

OMG these people are NUTS

[eleny]

147. Am I the only one not laughing?

Please, reassure me I'm not the only one horrified. First thing I heard it was just this minute. Canada anyone?

[LincolnMcGrath]

152. Hi eleny

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[eleny]

161. Hi Lincoln

Great flying monkey pic!

[Greylyn58]

148. You Perverted Old Whack-Job!!!!!

JEEZ!!!!!!!!!!! :puke:

Pedophiles and worse, Mike!!!!


We are in Hell!!!!!!

[gumby]

150. Made me spit...........

'Well, that could be Sean Hannity comming out of the shower.'

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rainscents]

151. Hi Lincoln... Hi TruthSeekers!!!

Mike is on FIRE!!! Love ya!!!

:hi: :loveya: :applause: :yourock: :grouphug: :toast: :bounce:

[LincolnMcGrath]

156. Hi Rainscents

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

154. This commercial is just in time!

[BattyDem]

155. Does anyone else find it absolutely hysterical that ...

the mule-humper is named Horsley? :rofl:

[Beelzebud]

157. LOL. God I hadn't noticed that.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

OMG this is just too much. LOL

[RBHam]

159. Checking in - on hold...

Insanity night

[LincolnMcGrath]

162. Hi RBHam

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[eleny]

164. Hi RB

Hope you get on the air. Your calls are always great.

[texanwitch]

163. Republicans sure do like to mo-lest animals.

:kick:

[Beelzebud]

165. Horsley is an animal lover. Well, mule lover to be more exact. :P

[Greylyn58]

173. I gotta remember to keep my dog away from these whack-jobs

These are some sicko whack-jobs!!!!!

[Beelzebud]

166. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

Thanks Mike. Even though we're in hell, we shouldn't stop pointing and laughing. :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

167. Yeah, but queers can't get married!

[ralps]

168. Hi Everyone, Hi LincolnMcGrath. Boy am I glad I'm here

:woohoo: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[LincolnMcGrath]

174. Hi ralps

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[ralps]

215. Thanks for the thread Lincoln.

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[LincolnMcGrath]

220. Its a labor of love.

[Greylyn58]

212. Hey ralps

Glad you made it!! :)

[ralps]

217. Hi Greylyn58, Thanks

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Beelzebud]

170. ROFL..... Lobbyists providing Petting Zoos instead of hookers.

LOL That was great.

[clbuck]

171. 168 replies already?!?

Wow! You know it's an excellent Malloy show when there's 168 replies within an hour and 10 minutes into the program.

[Beelzebud]

172. Mike is on fire tonight!

[LincolnMcGrath]

175. Hi CaseyBuck

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

193. 193 now.

[texanwitch]

176. Here is a really old mule joke, but it fits here real fine.

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.

All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.

This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.

So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."


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There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was

[LincolnMcGrath]

179. lol

:rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

177. Even Nixon's Cabinet had more guts than the "leaders" today!

[proud patriot]

178. Bork a Mussolini fascist

[Crazy Guggenheim]

180. Puff. Puff. Whew. BAAAAAAAAAAAA!

:smoke:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

181. Draft Time?

[Beelzebud]

182. If and when the draft comes, it will be interesting to watch the reaction.

Or be a part of the reaction.

If a draft is instituted, we'll see a real anti-war movement. It'll be a counter-culture revolution like the 60's all over again.

[Greylyn58]

188. The problem is

everyone here knows that these bastards will never call it a draft. They will call it some stupid, pseudo-patriotic name.

GOD, I hate these people!!!! All of them!!!! :grr:

[Beelzebud]

190. I don't doubt that, however...

Once people's children begin getting called up, they'll know exactly what it is. It's a different ball-game when you go from sitting in the Lazy-Boy, cheering Fox News, to putting on combat boots and being shipped to Iraq/Iran.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

183. Only if it comes Wrapped

In the appropriate Bushian/Orwellian language.

I say August, if that late.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

I'm thinking a little later. Maybe October - Nov.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

186. Too close to election time

Marking the anniversary could cost them, best in the offseason when the Congress is on vacation, and so are most if us.

[LincolnMcGrath]

184. Hmm d.r.a.f.t.

http://www.funnyflash.com/films/1001/138/index.php?t=1115695599

[Crazy Guggenheim]

185. That is funny! I'm down with it!!

[oldgrowth]

187. I don't think there will be a draft there base would not hold!!

These repugs draw the line at there own kids!!

[Rainscents]

189. ROFL!!!

:rofl:

[Beelzebud]

191. Mike is really hitting it home tonight.

He is calling it exactly like it is.

Bush is a murderous bastard, and his administration is a crime family.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

192. WHY? WHY?

[texanwitch]

194. Red Neck Birthcontrol

This is for Mike, thanks for a great show.



Redneck Birth Control (R)


Joke Submitted By: Anonymous


After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided
that was enough.
The husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and
told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any
more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that
could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home,
get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it,
put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and
count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."

The couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The
Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the
procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from
Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get
a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to
his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the
man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5
. . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

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[LincolnMcGrath]

197. lol

:rofl:

[Greylyn58]

195. GO MIKE GO!!!!!!

KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES!!!!

[Beelzebud]

196. Mike even trashes the D.C. AAR station. :)

"Whoever runs that crappy station in Washington wouldn't DARE put me on!"

I love Mike. He is the real deal.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

198. Yeah I heard that! Good man Malloy!

[LincolnMcGrath]

199. Does AAR have a DC affiliate?

[Beelzebud]

200. Yeah. They got it a few months back. Franken and crew went to D.C....

for the opening.

[LincolnMcGrath]

202. Thanks

Our local affiliate doesn't play Mike's show either.


They do play best-ofs on the W/E though.

[Beelzebud]

206. No problem. I have to stream all of AAR. I live in the sticks. :)

[LincolnMcGrath]

218. Hey you're from illin' noise

Where abouts in Il?

[Beelzebud]

222. Central IL

In a little town about 30 miles from the capitol, Springfield.

[LincolnMcGrath]

231. Cool

I have had a few Il Addresses over the years.

[oldgrowth]

201. Washington D.C. - WWRC 1260 AM

[proud patriot]

203. High Crimes and misdemeanors

:grr:

[raysr]

204. Like ol' Bart

tonite, Swing the Fucking Hammer Mike!!!!!

[Beelzebud]

205. This is how EVERYONE should feel. Mike is speaking the TRUTH.

Partisanship aside, Bush should be impeached.

If Bush were a democrat, I'd be calling for his impeachment.

[cal04]

208. This is the BEST . Some are with you MIKE

This country and Britain are so asleep it's pathetic

[Beelzebud]

210. Indeed. It reminds me of a Frank Herbert quote.

From Dune:

Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

211. The Sleeper has Awoken!

[sellitman]

209. We are at DU

And we are as :mad: as Mike.

[texanwitch]

207. one last redneck joke, this one fits

Lecture on Supernatural (R)

Joke Submitted By: Anonymous


A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good
start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of
you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise
their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15
students raise their hands. "That's a great response."


"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise
their hands. "That's fantastic."


"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?" One student in a flannel shirt
and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The
professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a
step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving
this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a
ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."


The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium.


The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have
sex with a ghost."


The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From back there
it sounded like you said 'goats'".



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[ralps]

213. Frell, Is Mike temporarily off the air?

:shrug: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals:

[Beelzebud]

214. Not sure, but...

I sent Mike an email a few minutes ago, just telling him how great he was doing tonight, and I just got a response from him. :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

216. HELL NO! ROCK ON!

[Name removed]

219. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[LincolnMcGrath]

223. Hello and Welcome AMERICANPATRIOTEAGLE

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya

[Ang_TX_LIB]

221. Hi everybody!

checking in tardy, i have been listening to this great show, Mike is on fire tonight.


:hi: :grouphug: :loveya: :yourock: :woohoo:

[LincolnMcGrath]

225. Hi Ang_TX_LIB

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

224. Here we go!

[Beelzebud]

226. LOL. Owned.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

227. Got the idiot!

[orleans]

228. does mike know

that andy got enough money (the $50,000) for his operation?

[LincolnMcGrath]

234. Hello and Welcome orleans

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[wookie294]

229. A Freeper calls Mike, LOLOLOL

Show no respect for the Freepers. FUCK 'EM!

[Andrushka]

230. You tell 'im Mike!

Moran, moran, moran. He'd vote for him again... :banghead:

[proud patriot]

232. Bye bye freeper

x(

[Crazy Guggenheim]

Go screw sheep! LOL.

[Beelzebud]

235. ROFL

[Beelzebud]

236. ROFL Just go read your bible, and get out of my program!

God damn I love Malloy. :)

[Drewskie]

233. haha

Right wing Keneth "go eat rocks" Haha

[LincolnMcGrath]

237. Hello and Welcome Drewskie

:hi: :grouphug: :woohoo: :loveya:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

238. AMEN Mike

Just go the hell away ya Freepin Religiofacists.

Make your own country and kill it. Leave mine the hell alone.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

239. This is better than the movies!

:party: :toast: :smoke: :beer:

[Beelzebud]

240. Agreed. Tonight's show has been fantastic.

[Rainscents]

241. Smokin Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:toast: :bounce: :kick:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

242. WOOO HOOO!

[Beelzebud]

243. Ok, someone has been into the hash oil. :)

[LincolnMcGrath]

244. LOONEY ALERT

[LincolnMcGrath]

245. Give us a ~shout out~ RB

[oldgrowth]

251. It's to bad what the FCC has done give me my(our) freedom back!!!!!

[oldgrowth]

267. Good to hear about Andy ,were thinking of U andy

[Catherine Vincent]

246. I wasn't paying attention...what did the Canadian say?

[LincolnMcGrath]

248. That was RB

[Catherine Vincent]

254. RBHam? Maybe he'll tell us.

Come on RB, was it the f word? It reminds me of a washington journal caller one morning, he made it thru most of his comments, and when the moderator asked him a question he said " it was fucking blah blah blah" and then realized it and apologized and chuckled. The guest laughed too and the moderator didn't get a chance to cut him off. LOL!

[RBHam]

269. I said BULLSHIT

I let slip the word "Bullshit" - and the New York Censors hung up on me.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

250. They bleeped out almost a sentence.

[wookie294]

247. Can't swear on Mike's show !!

FUCK!!

[Beelzebud]

249. If AAR ever cut Mike loose, I'd never listen to them again.

[LincolnMcGrath]

I Agree

Thats what I told the local affiliate too.

[wookie294]

252. Well said !!

:kick:

[Swamp Rat]

253. Way'at Truthseekers!

:hi:

[wookie294]

255. Peace, bro !

:hi:

[Swamp Rat]

261. Way'at wookie294

:hi:

[ralps]

256. Hi Swamp Rat, How are you doing?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Swamp Rat]

260. Hi ralps!

:hi: :hug:

Did your t-shirt design work out? Were they printed?

[ralps]

262. Not yet, I'll PM you the designs so far if thats alright

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Catherine Vincent]

257. Hi there Swamp!

I think Jimmy Hendrix stinks!!!

;-) :hi:

[Swamp Rat]

259. LOL!

:D Hi cat_girl25! :hi:

[wookie294]

258. We cannot afford the Iraq war

Twenty years of the Vietnam war cost U.S. taxpayers $584 billion (in today’s dollars). Two years of Iraq has already cost $300 billion. Thus, we cannot afford this bullshit war and Greenspan knows it. See link….

http://www.commondreams.org/views05/0128-33.htm

[Beelzebud]

263. The most frightening thing is that Ginger is right...

We're turning towards facism.

[Catherine Vincent]

264. Malloy has a 39 year old, a 26 year old and a nine month old.

Wow!

[wookie294]

266. The man gets around !!

hehe

[Crazy Guggenheim]

265. Mentioned Andy.

[Beelzebud]

268. G'night Truthseekers. See you all tomorrow.

Malloy kicked ass and took names tongiht.