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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 09:55 AM
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Ok bush voting assholes: Army recruitment figures still WAY down!
Edited on Mon Apr-25-05 10:01 AM by Bouncy Ball
The Army reached only 2/3 of its recruiting goals for March and the Army Reserve only met HALF its recruiting goals for the same month. They haven't released figures for the NG yet, which tells me those suck, too.

(Disclaimer: don't ANSWER this post. We know you lurk here, but read the posting rules to see why you shouldn't POST here. All these questions are rhetorical. Go look up "rhetorical" if you don't know what it means. We already know the answers--you are cowardly assholes who can vote for a warmonger, but are too yellow to go fight it for him. So don't bother. But this still stands as an open invitation to go fight the war your dress-up pretend little "president" started on a country that never did anything to us and furthermore, couldn't do anything to us.)

So. What exactly is the major malfunction of bush voters? They can vote for a war-mongering asshole, but they can't go fight his nasty illegal war?

I know for a FACT that there are TONS of bush voters between the ages of 18 and 35 who are healthy enough to serve. So what the hell is their deal? Why are they hiding? What kind of excuses do they give? All four branches of the military are STARVING for bodies (especially the Army and Marines, take special note, fools) and yet.........crickets chirping.

Come on, look how desperate they're getting:



These guys bust their humps going out to schools, grand openings of malls, county fairs, spring festivals. And they're lonely. Because bush voters just can't be bothered, apparently. They love to talk about how they support bush's immoral war on Iraqis, but they have no actions to back up their words. (Slapping a magnet on your bumper hardly counts, as that only serves to make YOU feel better, and doesn't do a damn thing to actually help the troops in Iraq.)



Having to scour strip mall parking lots for kids with very few other options but the military. Geez.



Here's a recent article on the state of recruitment. Oh and bush voting women are not off the hook: they'll take you, too.

http://www.military.com/NewsContent/0,13319,FL_recruit_040105,00.html

Cortnee Smith, a high school honors student, last year had her mind set on joining the National Guard. Her parents supported her. Friends in the Army told her what to expect. Smith took a military aptitude test and told school counselors and a recruiter she planned to join after graduation.

But last fall, her father quashed those plans. Michael Smith, himself a former National Guard recruiter, was called to duty last July and shipped to Iraq. What he saw there evidently persuaded him he didn't want his daughter going.

"He was like, 'No, no, don't go,'" said Smith, 17, now a senior at Shepard High School in southwest suburban Palos Heights. "'Tell the recruiter to stop contacting you.'"

Cortnee Smith is the face of an alarming problem for the military, as a sharp decline in recruitment has raised fears that the Pentagon could soon confront its biggest manpower crisis in two decades.

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shoelace414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:01 AM
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1. Didn't you see their purple fingers?
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Verve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:01 AM
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2. I think we should start a petition to get Jenna and Barbara enlisted.
It's only fair since their father started this mess.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:02 AM
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3. Hmmm, yes, women are included.
And they are certainly healthy and of age.

But somehow I think they'll be having ice-skating championships in hell before that happens.

After all, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?
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flying_monkeys Donating Member (519 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 11:29 AM
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19. Eh, even if they did get sent
they'd never actually be put on the front lines or in a position of actual danger. They'd probably serve their time stateside, maybe in the Texas Guard....
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:06 AM
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4. Well.
My opinion is that if they support the war, they shouldn't be afraid to fight it. This 25 year old opposed the war with Iraq and Bush and voted and campaigned for Kerry last election. I ain't fightin for something I don't believe in.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:09 AM
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6. Exactly.
Anyone who voted for Kerry in 2004 likely was AGAINST the invasion of Iraq in the first place.

Anyone who voted for Chimpy McCokespoon in 2004 KNEW he started a war on the Iraqis, supported that war, and voted thusly. Therefore if they are of the right age and healthy, they need to get their asses down to a recruiting station posthaste.

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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:07 AM
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5. Cock-waving cowards
They LOVE war. FUCK yeah! ALRIGHT! Let's smoke some A-rab ass! They love quasi-fascist symbolism (the magnetic car ribbons). SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! They love strong-man leadership. They're not some limp-wristed liberal - they're skull-crushing conservatives!

BUT...

Don't ask them to fight. They have more important things to do.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:10 AM
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7. Like.....hiding?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:11 AM
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8. In a secure, undisclosed location
;)
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:41 AM
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16. Great description!!
You described these fascist cowards perfectly.

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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:22 AM
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9. I think that the coward, Jonah Goldberg, should set the example
and be the first warmongering, armchair warrior, pundit to sign up. He should encourage every war-supporting media person, yes Annthrax that includes you, to make a public production of enlisting. Imagine a publicly televised pundit enlistment day!!! After that, I'm sure more big mouthed, though yellow bellied, Bush** voters will rush out to follow in their footsteps!
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:24 AM
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10. LOL, doubtful, but good idea nonetheless.
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Allenberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:37 AM
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11. Man,
I'm glad I only have to wear a uniform for 2.5 more weeks. It's saddening to see so many colleagues blindly follow Bush right or wrong.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:38 AM
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12. Do you have a short timer's calendar going?
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Allenberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:41 AM
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15. You're danged right.
I also have a severe case of shortitis. :D
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 11:08 AM
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18. I bet. I remember those days well (my husband).
He was SO burned out by the time he got it.

Good luck to you as a civilian!
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carnie_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:40 AM
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13. They're typical
members of the War party. Let's go kick some ass as long as someone else does the kicking. It reminds me of a wonderful old folk song I've heard Faith Petric do on occasion, The Bankers and the Diplomats are Marching Off to War.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:40 AM
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14. Where are all of the college "young republicans"??
Oh, that's right. Fighting wars is poor people's work.

What a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:44 AM
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17. There are loads and loads of college republicans.
Specifically "120,000 College Republicans on 1148 campuses" (taken from their national committee website).

120,000 of those jokers. All hiding out in college instead of doing their duty to their New Jeesus, Chimpy McCokespoon.

(Jeesus intentionally misspelled so as not to slander the name of the actual Jesus, who was a good, peaceful man.)

Just think what even 80,000 new recruits could do in Iraq!

But no. They're apparently too good for it.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 11:40 AM
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21. Print out a ton of these forms and bring to their meeting
Edited on Mon Apr-25-05 11:40 AM by AllegroRondo
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 11:35 AM
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20. Kick for bush voters
so they can be inspired to go sign up!

(Not. Holding. My breath.)

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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 11:56 AM
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22. Absolutely right!
Come on you Bush loving war mongers, get your lazy good for nothing asses up off the couch and step on down to the local recruitment office. Your the ones that think this war is necessary for our security. Please have the decency to put your life on hold and risk injury or death fighting the war you believe is so vital for our country. Don't make others sacrifice because your to cowardly to follow your own convictions. Join up today and show us what real conservative patriots are made of.
:kick:
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:13 PM
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23. Heh
"real conservative patriots"....that phrase made me laugh out loud.

I hope you aren't holding your breath, either.
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lefty_WOHM Donating Member (88 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 06:04 PM
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24. Well, you know, they're only following the examples of their leaders
After all, look at the service record of 99.999% of the Republican leadership these days...
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 11:37 PM
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25. True. Good point.
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