I'm going to meet Zell Miller - what should I say?

[NYC Liberal]

He's going to be on the Daily Show on May 2nd. I am going to wait for him to come in.

I was thinking of doing something funny - like challenging him to a duel or asking him to sign a sword. Challenging him on anything at this point won't really do anything.

Whadda you think?

[Floogeldy]

1. Slap the shit out of him

He more than deserves it.

[charlyvi]

Fuck You Zell. eom

[Eloriel]

46. Took the words right out of my keyboard. But a question --

does that come before or after spitting on him in your scenario? I haven't quite made up my mind on the subject.

[Bzzzz]

52. Ditto (nt)

[dogman]

2. Do you chew tobacco?

[Ex_Catholic]

42. Do what that veteran did to Jane Fonda...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. DUEL. Or a duel with spitballs!! Yeah!

[DIKB]

4. Challenge him to a duel.

Make him eat his words, and regret them for the rest of his bitter little life. Say that he is "Complicitly guilty of every crime committed by the * Administration, and by his words and actions he has condoned the death, lies and corruption of the past 5 years. For this you challenge him to a duel."

[Eloriel]

47. I love it, I love it -- I vote for this one and take mine back.

This is PERFECT.

Have some gloves with you, preferrably light gray, and wave them toward his face. (I think they used to slap one another with their gloves, but you can't get away with that -- but you sure can do it symbolically!!)

[CoffeeCat]

5. Say this to him....

Did you see the number of American soldiers killed this month in Iraq? What is George Bush fighting this war with---SPITBALLS????

[rodeodance]

10. good one!!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

11. Good idea! Make sure you furrow your brow too!

[NNN0LHI]

6. Ask him what Boosh's ass tastes like n/t

[Solly Mack]

7. Ask him "How's your health these days?"

and then smile knowingly...but don't say another word.

trust me on this...

[enid602]

30. health

What is his health issue, besides being a sourpuss. I've not been informed.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

35. Bro. Zell had Prostate Cancer a few years ago and had to get

some things removed.

[Solly Mack]

39. that too...

[enid602]

40. Zell

Well, at least that 'removal' does not seem to have affected his assertiveness.

[Solly Mack]

45. But it does seem to have affected his mind :)

[Solly Mack]

38. He hates being asked about his health

it needles him

[in_cog_ni_to]

8. Ask him how it feels to be a traitor to his constituents.

The people who put his ass in office were Democrats. He betrayed them all. Ask him what it feels like to be a traitor.

[DesEtoiles]

9. En garde!

[rodeodance]

23. tell him to leave the Dem party as he has made enough money off

this farce already. Traiter indeed!!

[DesEtoiles]

12. Spoken to Jimmy Carter lately (Carter rebuked him in writing)

[NYC Liberal]

13. I thought of another idea:

Spit in his face and say "How's THAT for spitballs asshole!"

[DIKB]

14. Screw it.

Who am I kidding, I wouldn't say a word, I'd probly be arrested for assault. I'd one-shot his nose. You can shatter someone's nose if you hit it right.

[coloradodem2005]

15. Flip him off.

[DesEtoiles]

16. Well, looks like our troops ARE fighting with spitballs intead of armor

Why hasn't Boosh given our troops body armor and Humvee armor?

[otohara]

17. Is He Promoting A Book ?

why is he crawling out from under his rock?

[DesEtoiles]

18. Ask him when he's going to Iraq to rally our troops

[globalvillage]

19. Wear this

I don't think he'll get it.

[DesEtoiles]

20. Where was Bush in 1972? Why did he refuse to take a medical exam?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

21. Nothing like a Zell Miller thread to get everyone going ......

[Beacho]

22. I have no love for the bastard

But he's an old, sick, deluded man

Let his own words be his undoing and let him fade in to the void.

[DesEtoiles]

24. Were you paid like Armstrong Williams?

[DesEtoiles]

27. Ask him if anyone's ever called him Judas to his face

[AlCzervik]

25. Bring a pie.

[in_cog_ni_to]

26. Take a straw and a pocketful of spitballs and

when you see him...FIRE AWAY!

[Wizard777]

Hey! You look familiar.

Who did you use to be?

[kevinmc]

28. Shake his hand....

then Sniff a couple of times, then say Pheww, you need to change your Depends Old Man.

[TacticalPeek]

29. "Who are you?"

:evilgrin:

[funflower]

31. Doesn't matter. The guy is crackers.

[Kipepeo]

32. Tell him a lot of elderly Southern Democrats are ashamed

of him.

My papa certainly is.

[BrainRants]

33. Keep it simple: "Shame on you"

Short, respectful, and to the point.

If he responds negatively, tell him you respect his opinion but if he doesn't STFU you're going to go nuclear on his ass.

[Pawel K]

34. bring a PLASTIC (not Real) sword and ask him to sign it

I wouldn't be suprised if his stupid ass would actually do it.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

36. Hell I'd buy one!! That is a good idea! Really!

[The_Casual_Observer]

37. Bring in a 8x10 freddie kruger picture and ask for a warm inscription

from "the man"

[jerryster]

41. n/s

Tell him it's obvious he has Alzheimer's. Then ask him how he feels about embryonic stem cell research. Or just tell him he's an asshole.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

43. The Plastic swords. Do it!

[wisteria]

44. Tell him he needs an enema.

He is so full of sh*t.

[RamblingRose]

48. Zell - Kiss My Grits!!!

[asjr]

49. This is the best thread ever. I love it. And from an elderly

Southern Gentlewoman you can tell him for me he needs to secede now from the state of GA because they do not want him. I am in TN but used to live in GA.

[napi21]

50. You're all heading in the wrong direction here!

Ask Zell if he wants to see the Georgia State Flag display the image of the Confederate flag from the Civil War?

Zell is from North Ga.! This issue has NEVER gone away!!! These people elected Perdue because he promised them this would be on the ballot. Well, the flag issue was on the ballot, but NOT the Confederate Flag image they wanted! And they are still really pissed off!!!!

I happen to think Zell is in this group, and he won't be able to turn down the prod. Egg the guy on...ask him HOW would he phrase the FLAG ammendment in Ga? Don't give him a weasel way out by saying it's up to the voters. Question...POINT BLANK! Do you want the Confederate Flag image on the Ga. Flag?

I desperately want to see him squirm!!!!!!!!!

[vince3]

51. How about...

"We don't take kindly to turncoats in these parts, Zell."

[Lord_StarFyre]

53. Tell him, from me

Eat Shit Zell, you cankerous, diseased, insane old waste of human space.

Aside from that, tell him to put his head back up the pResident's ass

[Liberal_Andy]

54. Ask him, "If Boosh is such a great terror warrior, how come...

the State Dept. is not publishing the "Patterns of Global Terror" report for the first time since 1985?" If Boosh is so fucking wonderful on the war on terror, how come 2004 had more international terror attacks than ever before?"

Then ask him to name three Democrats from Georgia that will return his calls.

Dick.

[Cha]

55. It will have to be something

really creative and unique..to make your point ever so cleverly.

Poor Jon Stewart has to interview zell from hell.

P.S. If you can, please tell him we Democrats have disowned his traitorous ass.

[The Witch]

56. Does anyone else feel the need to bake a PIE!?

:evilgrin:

[paineinthearse]

57. Greet him with a big custard cream pie, then challange him to a duel

[Zynx]

58. DUEL - with axe handles.

[Carolab]

59. Tell him "born Democrats" don't behave like Republicans. n/t

[samilib]

60. LOL. That's funny.

Anyway, I would tell him that he's full of spitballs.