Bush's latest gem.

[KC21304]

"We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make—it would hope—put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see." —Washington, D.C., April 14, 2005

[justgamma]

1. Well, that certainly makes me feel better. n/t

[MuseRider]

2. Lordy Lordy

Lordy. GOOBER, small dumb goober.

[MrModerate]

3. Anyone who doesn't realize GWBush is a genius . . .

Hasn't read this quote.

Groucho Marx (or Karl, for that matter) couldn't do better on their best days.

[evlbstrd]

4. ba wuh hah?

Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle!

[Charlie Brown]

5. Is that English?

Seriously, what the hell is that grammatical nightmare supposed to be saying?

[evlbstrd]

7. Obviously, it says NOTHING!

Sorry for shouting.

[punpirate]

9. It's saying...

... "We're gonna make it so fuckin' hard to get any more information on this government that it's gonna give you a fuckin' migraine, morning, noon and night."

[TahitiNut]

6. His attention span can't even reach the periods.

Chimperor Codpiece has fried shit for brains. He's got a zero-track mind that gets derailed before he can reach the safety of a period.

[liwkenne]

16. Exactly right

Chimpy is so damn dumb that he can't remember what he said at the beginning of a sentence by the time he gets to the end of it.

He is a national embarrassment. He should just keep his mouth shut.

[FreedomAngel82]

8. Yeah right

So is he saying the media has been lying to us to cover his ass?

[uppityperson]

10. Double speak interpretation is:

You are not being denied=you are being given

So he is saying---that we are being given---information we shouldn't see? Maybe? Well, I'm not a free press and my mind is not at ease so I guess that's exactly how it should be. ?

[liwkenne]

11. And earlier this week, Karl Rove claimed Chimpy is an "intellectual"

because he attended an Ivy League school and always has "a book on his night stand."

How stupid do these people think we are?

[Sparkly]

13. Yeah, Chimpy's as much an intellectual as Karl is an underwear model.

[merh]

15. After reading this statement, one has to wonder what book is

on his nightstand.

Green eggs and ham? :silly:

[Sparkly]

12. They program him with key words and phrases, but

everytime he goes off script, he jumbles them up.

[AlCzervik]

14. I don't have my Bush to english translator with me tonight

so i have no clue as to what he's trying to say there. I'm guessing he's saying--"Take your FOIA requests, roll them up real tight and jam them up your asses" but i could be off base.

[freethought]

17. I'm sorry. What did he say?

Cripes! It just gets better and better.