Caption the Chimp!! (photo)

[Sparkly]

"Although thought bubbles appeared to hover over the preznit's head, he still appeared to have no real thoughts."

"A new form of illuminated audio transmitter was introduced at the White House today, but unfortunately it malfunctioned, translating Karl Rove's words into French."

[Warpy]

1. It's the halo photographer again

only this time it looks like he's surrounded by UFOs.

[Career Prole]

13. Nah...swamp gas!

His head's full of swamp gas and sometimes there's seepage.
It's often mistaken for UFO's, I hear.

[MichiganVote]

2. Sign of the Alien

[Pharaoh]

I AM The Messiah!

[DoYouEverWonder]

3. I see four lights

I SEE four lights...

[NervousRex]

5. I love that TNG episode...

[stevedeshazer]

9. Excellent reminder

http://www.truthout.org/docs_02/10.17A.wrp.4.lights.htm

[DoYouEverWonder]

22. Thanks for the link

This was always one of my favorite Star Treks and it fits with the delusions that Bush & Co try to foist upon us. The level of denial among a large portion of the population continues to blow my mind.

[applegrove]

4. Ignore the bullet holes in the wall behind, people really like me! n/t

[Ravy]

6. New constellation discovered. Aptly named "Big Dummy" (n/t)

[jean]

14. "Canis Filius Major"

canis filius - Latin, son of a bitch

[yella_dawg]

7. After hovering for several minutes...

the unidentified objects shot straight up and rapidly disappeared from sight. Several witnesses later claimed to have caught a distinct impression of disappointment at finding no measurable intelligence in the observed specimen. UFO investigators surmise that this heretofore unknown "side effect" of UFO sightings (the sensing of alien emotions by witnesses) might be due to the incredible intensity of the emotions felt by the alien observers.

[The Donkey]

8. Obviously Photoshopped!

As I highly doubt that there has ever been even ONE light bulb to go off over his head.

[Lefty48197]

10. A thousand points of light

...but who's counting?

[AuntiBush]

19. LOLOL

Hysterical... all of the postings! Laughing out loud!

[Pithy Cherub]

11. Honestly we checked! There is absolutely nothing on in there - at all...

[stevedeshazer]

12. Squirrel?

Thanks, Blue-Jay

[peacefreak]

15. Beam me up, Scotty.

There's no intelligent life here.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

16. president bush was hit by 6 eggs today...

[sinkingfeeling]

17. "Let me organize my thoughts on Social Security."

[Hosnon]

18. "Final picture of President Bush as Jesus smote him with 5 holy arrows"

[pretzel4gore]

20. "one more idear and i run outta fingers!

oops! i forgot my leftist hand! hahaha"

[FtWayneBlue]

21. Hee hee, I could look like this all the time

if they woulda selected ME pope!

[Chomp]

23. The caption should read:

"Dumb, war-mongering, sociopathic loonatic stands in a room looking like the fucking reptilian wanker he is".

Hmmmmmm...too subtle perhaps...

[BringEmOn]

24. Five bright lights and one dim bulb.