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rwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 07:56 AM
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David Letterman was on a roll last night.
He said the suitcases they blew up in Washington last week had cash for Tom Delay.He also mentioned bush* plays video games for 2 hours a day.That is good, that means there is 2 hours a day that he is not playing as president.Molly Ivins mentioned one time that bush* played video games and excercised every afternoon when he was governor of Texas.
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mattclearing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 07:58 AM
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1. Letterman has been tearing Bush a new one constantly lately.
He has no mercy. It seems like ever since Carson passed, Letterman has just been on fire, and with ill consequences for the Bush Administration.

Leno keeps getting worse...it's turning into a Stern-like freakshow (which is fine, if you're Stern).
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 07:59 AM
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2. are the video's Oliver North's war games?
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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:08 AM
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3. the audience agreed with him
laughing and clapping
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:11 AM
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4. Is that true? Does he play video games?
Oh good lord tell me that is not true. My outrage meter is already busted.
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obnoxiousdrunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:32 AM
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5. Ass hole Leno
still cashing in with Clinton jokes.
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Rob H. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:51 AM
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6. He has Dennis Miller on every time you turn around, too
And yeah, the Clinton jokes wore thin a long time ago. I can't figure out if it's Leno or his writers, but given that the Big Dog has been out of office for 4+ years, it's the political humor equivalent of a fart joke--a cheap, easy laugh for something that isn't actually funny.
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BeFree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:55 AM
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7. It's obvious, isn't it?...
...that Leno can't afford new jokewriters, so he uses 5 year old scripts.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:19 AM
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10. Wrong! Farts are always funny!
--IMM
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bullwinkle428 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:59 AM
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8. "You forgot Conan!"
Conan O'Brien can almost always be relied upon for some good Bush-related stuff. Last night, he did his "In the Year 2000" bit with Jimmy Fallon, and had an absolutely side-splitting joke about Bush at the Pope's funeral. Apparently, Bush saw a nun, mistook her for the Pope's wife, and expressed America's deepest condolences on the loss of her husband. He then referred to her as "Mrs. Paul", and complimented her on the incredibly tasty fish sticks she sells in the frozen foods section...LMAO!!
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Rob H. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:17 AM
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9. Ha! Wish I'd seen that
And welcome to DU! :hi:
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:57 AM
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11. Hi bullwinkle428!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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bullwinkle428 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 10:02 AM
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12. Thanks, newyawker99 & rob h.!
From a proverbial long-time lurker/first-time poster!
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