How much of an ASS will Chimpy make of himself at the POPE'S FUNERAL?

[Beetwasher]

Chimpy Will Go An Make Innapropriate Remarks and Fart Noises and give that satan salute that he loves so much. He talk about "pussy" with a Cardinal.

I'll bet he'll demand to be a pallbearer or something and knock down a couple of Bishops while running to squeeze through the door before the casket.

Cheney will come too and dress in jeans and a baseball cap.

The SS will have to put everyone through a metal detector and demand the nuns be frisked and give up their rosaries before entering the building.

Post your own predictions!

[rkc3]

1. The Swiss guard will prohibit his entry on moral grounds.

[Joyce78]

2. Pope John Paul II Funeral

I'm a Catholic, and I object to Bush violating Pope John Paul's funeral.

[DemBeans]

15. same here...

IF he goes (and I'm betting he's too cowardly to do it), the whole story will be about how the security requirements for our dictator will disrupt the entire event.

He isn't Catholic, he openly courts anti-Catholic institutions such as Bob Jones "University", and he's an empty warmongering vessel without a soul. It's like America sending the devil to the funeral. He has no business being there. He's only pandering to the handful of ultra-conservative Catholics in our country.

[Johonny]

26. Me too

I'm ill at the thought of that media whore, trying to whore attention at the Popes funeral. If he had any real respect he'd stay home. But Bush is all about himself. The moran will probably be quoted comparing the Pope to Terri and the need to 9/11 activist judges in these troubled times. But the voting of the Cardinals warms his heart and shows freedom and democracy always win the day.

[LondonReign2]

30. The Pope's death...

...will somehow elicit a reference to 9/11. As does everything else, of course.

[kittenpants]

70. I already heard it from a newscaster on CNN this morning

[earthboundmisfit]

83. Has he received the official invitation to the funeral yet?

I understood that, although Chimp's (busy, busy) schedule is being shuffled around so that he & Pickles could attend, there has been no official invitation from the Vatican. I think it would be way cool if they were not wanted there!

[Sabriel]

3. Maybe he could borrow Cheney's parka

Of course, a black parka would be more appropriate.

[peekaloo]

4. He'll have an acid flashback while making the sign of the cross

and worldwide TV will film him following his hand for hours.

[beam me up scottie]

25. Hey!

Don't make fun of acid flashbacks, I happen to enjoy mine.
:hippie:

[Guckert]

5. Take communion while wearing pope cap bought at gift shop.

Remember he is not catholic. could be a laugh riot.

[DancingBear]

6. He will live up to the standards set by his father

and vomit on someone of importance.

[elehhhhna]

12. lol!

An ashen-faced George Bush Senior, after vomiting in Japan

[Auntie Bush]

7. They'll never allow him in the country!

Too expensive to secure and he'd displace half the mourners. No way!!There would be rioting in the streets.

[Inland]

8. I buy TahitiNut's prediction--he won't go

begging off for security reasons.

Instead, Jeb will be sent, as a practicing catholic and presidential hopeful.

[Beetwasher]

14. Looks Like He's Going

Bush to Lead U.S. Delegation to Pope's Funeral

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1896&ncid=2357&e=9&u=/nm/20050404/us_nm/pope_bush_dc

:shrug:

[Inland]

16. That's part of it. Look like, then not.

Look like you really wanted to, really tried to, and then back out for lack of security. Have your cake and eat it too.

I mean, this is a guy who locked down entire cities on his european make-friends tour. <"Don't look at me, you fuck!">

It just seems unlikely that he is going to trust funeral decorum and the Swiss Guard to protect him from a heckling.

[Beetwasher]

31. Maybe

I guess we'll see :shrug:

[Theres-a]

40. Right.......Make a big show about going,then--OOPS! can't go

Question is who will he blame that he couldn't go,even though he really,really:sarcasm: wanted too.

[elehhhhna]

9. He has no idea how long that Mass is...no way can he sit still that long

without screwin' off.

[DinahMoeHum]

28. Yeah. He'll probably fart in the pew. . .and then smirk about it.

Crass, vulgar, degenerate, preppy POS that he is...


:evilfrown:

[elehhhhna]

71. My sister fell down the stairs at the Other Papal Palace (in France...)

and claims it's becasue she's an atheist.

Better watch this live. Could get interesting.

[Just Me]

81. Hmmm,...maybe * will trip and break his,...

:7

[movie_girl99]

10. he'll have to miss Prince Charles wedding

to the old bag. What a dilemma???

[beam me up scottie]

11. Laura will wear

either a tablecloth or a horse-blanket.

[elehhhhna]

18. Or culottes -- it's spring!

[beam me up scottie]

24. Yes!

Brown ones, wrinkled brown ones. With a matching chef's jacket, of course.

Ooh ooh, even better, what will the TWINS wear?

[Clark2008]

37. The twins will show up in lime green and pink taffeta with

plunging necklines, if not completely sleeveless, showing the rest of the world what redneck chic is all about!

[beam me up scottie]

42. Lime green and pink taffeta

hip huggers that will show off the rosary bead thongs they purchased for the occasion.

[Clark2008]

45. On second thought, they might go dressed

like 1980s Madonna - ripped satin and crinoline dresses, fingerless gloves, teased hair and topped off with the rosary out front and in-your-face, baby!

[beam me up scottie]

48. Chewing, snapping and

playing with their bubblegum while yacking on their cells!

[barb162]

52. I went to the Jackie Kennedy exhibit recently and they had her

dress from when she was in Rome and visited the pope in the 60s or 70s. It was black, floorlength and long- sleeved. She wore a long black mantilla andd also black gloves.

[elehhhhna]

39. Burning question: BIG ASS HATS or Mantillas? Head Coverage, GO:

[beam me up scottie]

41. Pickles will have on a

Minnie Pearl hat complete with tag.

[Beetwasher]

43. LOL! A Friggin' Horse Blanket!

That's funny!

[beam me up scottie]

46. Thanks Beet!

I slay me!
:rofl:

[earthboundmisfit]

80. Hmmm, nope - Jenna wore the horse blanket as her Easter skirt.

:P

[barb162]

53. and here's a photo of how a classy person dressed to meet the

pope many years ago. The twins would probably show up dressed like Bjork.

http://www.metmuseum.org/special/Jacqueline_Kennedy/14.L.htm

[beam me up scottie]

64. Now SHE was a class act.

Always.
I'm starting to suspect pickles' fashion designer is a closet dem.
No other explanation makes sense; unless, of course, she dresses herself. (and doesn't own any full length mirrors-maybe blinky the wonder-chimp kept walking into them?)

[barb162]

72. Even a long time GOP friend of mine wonders why the Bush women

dress the way they do. It's not like they don't have money.This friend is a rabid GOP type who would scream about Clinton. This friend mentioned it to me after I mentioned I saw the Jackie Kennedy exhibit/clothes and how everything was designed so that the clothes were never tight, nothing inappropriate ever showed, etc.

[beam me up scottie]

76. Well your friend I'm sure

supports them because even if they are low class, sneaky, drunken, stupid, greedy, rotten white trash they are OUR low class, sneaky, drunken, stupid, greedy, white trash.

Hey, the Brits had Charles and Di, we've got blinky and pickles.

I don't know about you, but I'm really glad they will be representing our great nation on this very important diplomatic occasion.

[barb162]

78. she considers Dems as socialists and we no longer can talk

about politics as of about 5 yrs ago. She buys into the GOP crap and is working two crap jobs right now and is almost bankrupt. Still she refuses to see what is happening in this country right now similar to what some GOP types say that 9-11 was Clinton's fault or that the current economy is Clinton's fault, 5 yrs. after Clinton has been out of the picture.

I guess as long as shrub doesn't urinate on himself or vomit on someone (like his daddy did) we should consider ourselves lucky.

[beam me up scottie]

79. sigh...

unfortunately, I believe you're right.
(is it okay if I still secretly hope he falls down a flight of stairs?)

I'm amazed you stayed friends with her. I have lost several of mine because I refuse to have anything to do with anyone who supports an administration that is destroying this country. My brother will be going to Iraq in a couple of months. My gay friends are experiencing more hatred than ever before because of the relentless persecution by the rwc. Our precious natural resources are being raped as we speak.
One told me not to take things so personally. How can I not? It is personal.

[barb162]

87. we have been friends since freshmen in high school. We almost

stopped a few times because of politics (SHE ONCE SENT ME PORN PICTURES OF CLINTON AND THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS...I DID NOT) until we made the agreement never to talk politics or anything approaching politics. But it is forced and I have to watch making statements about the deplorable state of the economy, health care, etc. She was one of the most liberal free-thinkers I ever knew and then somewhere along the line, when I thought she was having a bad day, it wasn't...the same crap about the Democrats screwing everything up kept coming through. It was fundie in intensity but she isn't religious.

The thing is you can't change them with rational discussion about an issue... that is the scary thing about this country right now. It is possibly like before the Civil War except there is no geographical division of thinking. I think she is still a wonderful and very smart person except she has hardened a lot about the suffering of others. She still takes in stray animals and can feel for their suffering but she has lost the capability of feeling for other humans as I guess she is suffering so much herself she can't worry about others. She used to have an income of 250,000/yr and is now down to about 30,000 /yr and driving old junk cars. If one more thing happens to her she may have to declare bankruptcy. She needs an eye operation and is afraid to take off work because if they fire her, no one else will hire her. She looks at it all as if the individual is responsible for hardships. I look at it and say if Bush doesn't put in laws to stop jobs from going to Asia, there will be just about nobody working in this country soon. Oh well.

[beam me up scottie]

88. That's terrible.

I'm glad you didn't abandon her.
One of my closest friend before 2000 was an ex-hippie with a masters degree in history. His behavior was exactly like your friend's. It reminded me of the pod people. How does that happen? He couldn't let it go and kept preaching to me, I haven't spoken to him since. He was one of those "hate the sin, love the sinner" idiots who refuse to take responsibility for their leader or his actions. These people are advocating policies that directly harm people but "nothing personal".
I suppose it's for our "own good" too.
:eyes:

[AValdoux]

13. Too warm for Cheney's Parka

I bet he will wear his Funeral Wind Suit. One of those noisy one's that swish when you walk. Probably a lovely Cardinal Red so he won't clash with the other mourners.

AValdoux

[Inland]

19. LOL!

I can hear the swish echoing through St Peter already!

[elehhhhna]

20. Funeral Windsuit by Members Only. LOL.

[MuseRider]

17. So just what are they going

to do with all the "riff raff" who actually come to mourn? Put them in lock down somewhere close but not too close to his majesty Bush**? Surely these people pose a threat to our higness.

[signmike]

22. Maybe a fenced off "Mourning Zone" a half mile away

[Zynx]

21. He'll try to steal the show.

He does not have and has never had any respect for the Pope. As a matter of fact I would go one step further and say that Bush is not actually that spiritual at all. I would maintain that he simply manipulates it for his own devices like Hitler did without believing much if anything.

[graywarrior]

23. Fucking egomaniac

Photo-op, scene stealer trying to upstage the Pope. He ain't catholic and he has no respect. He should stay the hell out of it. Go to Iraq and mourn the dead there, the fuckwad.

[Arkana]

27. He'll probably wear a beer helmet and a foam finger

and when he passes the body to pay respects, he'll say, "Didn't he look like himself?"

[bklyncowgirl]

29. Remember that little hocus pocus thing he did over Reagan's coffin

Everyone else stood and paid their respects with dignity. Chimp seemed nervous and waved his hands over the coffin kind of like Mandrake the Magician.

His handlers will be on top of him to make sure he doesn't piss off the Catholic vote.

[thecorster]

32. They'll be on their best behavior....

http://www.whitehousememos.com/fashionnew

[Beetwasher]

35. Uh Oh, They Didn't Tell Chimpy Not To "Bum Rush" The Casket

They also didn't prohibit whoopie cushions and joy buzzers...That's a recipe for disaster....

[thecorster]

36. hahahahaha

He'll have a flower on his lapel that squirts water, too.

[rocktivity]

84. He bum-rushed Clinton once

And here's Laura most recent fashion statement. They're allegedly at a church, but it looks more like a KKK retreat:

More

:headbang:
rocknation

[Beetwasher]

85. Laura's Joining Starfleet Academy

n/t

[all.of.me]

33. give him a beer and a pretzel.

then he can be the center of attention.

[Orsino]

34. * will give the cardinals cutesy nicknames n/t

[Inland]

47. And remove skullcaps to rub bald heads. nt

[cmf]

38. It gives me the creeps

Especially since John Paul II had suspicions that Bush is the Antichrist. It also makes me flaming mad to think that Bush's paranoid security issues will overshadow things.

[barb162]

44. let's hope shrub and vice shrub try to act dignified and

respectful

[beam me up scottie]

49. I'm trying really really hard

to recall a time when that baboon acted dignified.
He always has a completely inappropriate expression on his face, almost like dickie or pickles tried to coach him but he's too dumb to get it.

[barb162]

50. LOL, when I first read the OP's line, I thought "oh crap, what a

nightmare if he goes there and screws up." I guess I'll be okay if he doesn't smirk, strut or trip over his own feet. I think the smirking is just the worst thing.

[beam me up scottie]

51. They'll have to inject a LOT

of botox to erase that smirk.
:+
Not that he'd notice the difference, he's numb from the neck up anyway.

[barb162]

54. but wouldn't you prefer punching the side of his mouth that goes up

in that creepy smirk. About 10 times. Okay, maybe 20 times.

[beam me up scottie]

58. Okay.

You go first, I'll hold him down!
:evilgrin:

[barb162]

60. Bam, Bam, Bam, (splat, oops, there goes a bit of blood), Bam, Bam,

Bam....

(My fist and knuckles hurt a bit; He looks better now, a little puffy and bloody. But I feel better)

[beam me up scottie]

62. Here, let me get those teeth

out of your knuckles for you.
I'll put him in a headlock until he promises he'll stop saying "nukular"

[barb162]

68. Hey, don't make me laugh when I 'm drinking coffee (wipes liquid off

monitor)

[Beetwasher]

55. That's A Good One!

LOL!

Might as well hope it rains donuts too while you're at it!

[powergirl]

56. I HOPE HE LEAVES THE FLASK AND THE GAMEBOY AT HOME

:beer:

[BreweryYardRat]

57. A bigger ass than...

A BLUE WHALE'S!!!

But seriously, Bush being there is disgusting, and an insult to the Pope. Hope God strikes Shub-boy and Cheney down or the Italians riot.

[AngryOldDem]

59. My prediction

He will try to take a Communion wafer and then ask if there's any Cheez Whiz to go with it. Then he'll make a comment about how everything is great when it sitz on a Ritz, and do the "heh-heh-heh" laugh.

Don't get me started about the wine...

[Malva Zebrina]

61. He will make an ass out of himself

because in his arrogance, he thinks it is all about him. He will take advantage in some way, to get center stage, to prove to the world, that he is the great dictator of the richest contry in the world. As for his lumply appendage, Laura, she will put on her real "sad" face, instead of the joker smile.

[barb162]

69. I just want him to act dignified; that's not asking much. Just for a few

hours, that's all...act like he's got a bit of dignity and respect

[scottxyz]

63. What Would Cheney Wear?

Maybe he'd show up in a Member's Only jacket or a football jersey.

[Beetwasher]

67. A Red Flannel Hunting Cap

With ear flaps...I could see Cheney doing that...

[sellitman]

65. He will eat pretzels and fall down.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

66. He will make so many horribly smirking faces at the Italians

because they protested his stinking war that they will think he is possessed by Mussolini and unanimously beg the Vatican to give him an exorcism.

Twins will get confused and kiss Mel Gibson's ring.

[barb162]

73. maybe the most we can hope for is he doesn't carry an open flask

into St. Peter's

[mcscajun]

74. Another 'Open Fly" incident.

Captured for the world press on the steps outside St. Peter's Basilica.

[Blue_In_AK]

75. I shudder to think...

I have a bad feeling about ** going to the funeral of the Pope. I asked my husband last night "do you think the Lord will smite him?" :evilgrin:

[Catherine Vincent]

77. If Clinton is asked to be included in the US delegation,

I don't think he should go. He needs to stay home and take care of himself.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050403/photos_wl_afp/050403041947_l35vw6rx_photo2

[rocktivity]

82. What's Italian for...

:headbang:
rocknation

[Beetwasher]

86. I Think "Mama Mia!"

Would just about cover it..

[jaysunb]

89. Dear God , I know I've probably not been a good

boy often, but I promise, the next chance I get I'll help some little old person across the street if you'll just give me one more little thing :
Please let Fidel Castro attend the funeral and if you're feeling really generous, please, let him be seated next to Bush. :evilgrin:

[Beetwasher]

90. LOL!

I'd pay a dollar to see that!