Caption this photo of Ann Coulter.

[Eric J in MN]

From Tuesday:

[yurbud]

1. No food please

[goodboy]

2. Before the first pie is thrown...i'll take a few questions...(nt)

[yurbud]

3. I am NOT anorexic--I'm a skeletor-American (or skeletrix)

[doublethink]

4. I don't even have to see the picture to caption it ....

Bitch .... that's my caption just by the thought of her name. :)

[kweerwolf]

5. It was this size before I had "the operation" n/t

[tinrobot]

48. Exactly

Too bad her implants are bigger than her brain.

[katinmn]

61. Glad you said it.

She looks like she's going to fall over these days.

[Lisabtrucking]

6. Looks like she has an Adams apple. she also looks anorexic. n/t

[El Fuego]

85. You can definitely see the Adams apple.

I wonder if she is pre or post op.

[roguevalley]

7. No. No more potassium. Please.

[Arkana]

8. What is she doing? Miming?

"By the power of Grayskull!..."

[The Gunslinger]

9. "My neck is 10 inches long" nt

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

25. "Exactly half the length of my hands."

"And yes, I can change lightbulbs with my dick."

[BringEmOn]

10. I'm here to tell ya...there is a high correlation between hand size....

[MoonRiver]

11. I know I'm a raving lunatic, but just hear me out.

[guitar man]

12. No Officer

...you may not check the back of my legs for track marks! What about the 4th Amendment? Patriot Act, that doesn't apply to me, I'm a member of "The Party"! Nooooooooooo!!!!!


my god I swear this <woman?> is a junkie, just look at her.

[yurbud]

13. see? No flesh on my arms either. My only flesh are silicone sacs on

my chest.

[bush_is_wacko]

14. I can count to ten and sometimes twenty

if I remove my shoes!

[Clark2008]

29. 21 if I take off my pants

:evilgrin:

[Sparkly]

41. haHA!!

Good one! :thumbsup:

[bush_is_wacko]

72. I knew someone wuold catch on! n/t!

[Endangered Specie]

15. You will BOW before me

Mwhahahahhaha! :scared:

[FreedomAngel82]

16. Here's mine

"Oh yes. I know you love me. Bow down to me my minions."

[Liberal_Dog]

17. OK I Admit It. I'm Really A Man

eom

[Jamastiene]

18. The last lie I told and got away with it was this big. n/t

[DesEtoiles]

19. Did she have a boob job?

[BlueIris]

37. They do look...more bloated than usual. n/t

[jdj]

43. I vote yes, absolutely. n/t

[tinrobot]

49. Looks like it

Besides, a woman that thin never has a natural chest that big.

[VOX]

69. If those aren't courtesy of Dow Corning, I'll eat 2 boxes of Kleenex...

The only other item that could account for those swollen shapes on such a lamppost.

[stevedeshazer]

20. I'm Going Karen Carpenter!

[whistle]

21. Look, just because my neck is as long at the distance between...

...my chin and my hair line, that does not mean I am morphing into a giraffe:woohoo:

[datasuspect]

22. "my i.q. is this many"

[DesEtoiles]

23. Yes, I realize that Sean Hannity is already married, but...I love him!

[Horse with no Name]

24. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE MAN HANDS!!!!!

Sorry, leftover from Seinfeld.
:)

[feelthebreeze]

27. No no no... the Black Sabbath Mass is next week...

[Riverman]

26. No Really, I wasn't born this way - I want my Daddy!

[JoMama49]

28. don't look too closely at my adam's apple ....

u mite just start callin me "Ann the Man"!!!!

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

30. No thanks, I am still full from that Tic-Tac I had an hour ago.

[atommom]

31. Young Republicans, you are under my spell. Kill! Kill!

[wicket]

32. Turkey neck!

[guitar man]

33. No,

I am not going to wear the brown shirt until I get the custom made swastika armband that will fit my bony little arm. They just have to be worn as a set. Maybe next week.

[sharonking21]

34. And then I had to push

O'Reilly off, this way!

[lenidog]

35. The witch that Dorothy didn't hit with the house

[Catherine Vincent]

36. Is that photoshopped?

How long is her neck?

[Eric J in MN]

58. No, it's a real photo from

http://www.ljworld.com/story200443.html

I cropped it a little, but I didn't distort it with Photoshop or any other software.

[Zorra]

38. "Yes, this is innocent blood that you see on my hands, and I like to think

that my writings have been in some part responsible for the war in Iraq"

[Kerrytravelers]

39. See, no blood here. What are those looney liberals talking about?

[DenaliDemocrat]

40. Bride of Skeletor!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[jdj]

42. "all that Iraqi blood made my nail scars disappear!"

[spindoctor]

44. No, no, a blowjob is TEN dollars!

:wtf:

[MnFats]

45. I confess. My father was Jar Jar Binks. n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. "Right-wing pundit Ann Coulter

demonstrates Tuesday to an audience at the University of Kansas the number of reconstructive surgeries remaining before her gender reassignment is complete. Coulter did not specify whether the surgeries were intended to make her male or female."

[jojo54]

47. OK, OK, one at a time

I had to do the same thing with the football team ya know.

[Jack Rabbit]

50. Ms. Coulter plays pattycake with her imaginary friend

Some like it HOT . . . .

[Carolab]

51. Isn't that an odd place to wear a ring?

I read the other day that ring placement is some sort of "code" among lesbians.

Talk about confused sexual orientation.

[Eric J in MN]

59. She's been associated with various men. I don't

think she's a lesbian.

[BlueIris]

62. Thanks, Carolab, I'd noticed that yesterday

and thought, how freaking strange.

[Katarina]

52. In my other life

I was a giraffe. Feed me please and I will give you a ride to anyplace you want to go in the zoo/

[applegrove]

53. I am just a tool (like a red cape) for Rove the matador. Olé! So pay

attention to me because

1) I am really pretty

2) I say things to make the neocons & Karl Rove look more normal.

[tedzbear]

54. No, I don't care if you're a Republican. You can't fondle them!

eom

[gort]

55. Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother!

best I could do.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

56. The NeoCons' scarecrow.

[zann725]

57. Feeding tubes...schmeeding tubes... Who eats anyway?

I'm "nourished" by the Right.

[KennedyGuy]

60. And then you position yourself on all fours...

[BlueIris]

63. No, the stories about the little boys were LEFTIST PROPAGANDA!

Everyone knows I prefer little girls.

[Unforgiven]

64. Foul Spirit...

come OUT, I command you in the name of Jesus!

[jazzjunkysue]

65. Not now: I must return to my coffin for a little pick-me-up before it gets

any brighter in here.

[B Calm]

66. Oh no, don't even think about going in the military, let the working

class send their sons and daughters..

[NNN0LHI]

67. I am jealous her Adams Apple is larger than mine n/t

[VOX]

68. This is as wide as have to I open for Sean -- he's so **easy**!

:evilgrin:

[BlueIris]

71. LMAO! But also,

ew.

[jazzjunkysue]

73. Eeeeewwwwwwww!

[FreedomFry]

70. "OK, OK, I'll remove the wadded-up socks."

[jazzjunkysue]

74. Nah, that's where she keeps an extra pint or two of blood, just a snack.

[thecorster]

75. "Everyone please be seated. The Two Minute Hate is over."

[against all enemies]

76. "The ring on my finger is to remind me to puke after eating."

[thecorster]

77. awwww.... lol

thats so gross. but probably incredibly true

[LTR]

78. "No, I don't swallow on the first date"

Food, that is.

:evilgrin:

[SpaceBuddy008]

79. LOOK ! I washed the 'blood from my hands' & NO PIES, please !

SHAZAAM !OsamaSadaam ! BOO !
now 'murika' LET'S START PHONEY WARS...

[lonestarnot]

80. Looks like Bulimic and sounds like brain dead!

[Jade Fox]

81. "No, I'm not a man. I'm some strange breed of giraffe."

The length of her neck is really creepy.

[otohara]

82. Those TaTa's Are Purchased

skinny white girl's don't have those naturally.

[Mr_Spock]

83. "Before you say it, let me just say "I'm a RW whore""

What a scuzzy old hag she is.

[SpaceBuddy008]

84. PUT 'EM UP Your under arrest. You Have The Right to Remain..

..SILENT ! any thing you've said WILL be used...

MATTER OF fact..

GET ON THE GROUND !

in the Felony position...

HateSpeech = HateCrime

time to round up ? all the
'crowded-theatre fire - starters/flameThrowers'

[MrScorpio]

86. I guess whoring for the Right Wing pays well

I bet those tits were expensive