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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 09:14 PM
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nevermind!' sick joke
Edited on Thu Mar-31-05 09:15 PM by Cannikin
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Meldread Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 09:16 PM
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1. That's cruel!
You had my hopes up. :(
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 09:21 PM
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2. Here's an antidote...
Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a big head?

Don't worry. Take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of potatoes at the store.


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Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a long nose?

You don't, but lift your head up or you'll scrape the floor.


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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim?

Shut up and get back in the sack!


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Mommy, Mommy! How come sister gets to watch TV and I can't?

Shut up or I'll cut your ears off, too!


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Mommy, Mommy! Don't push me towards the elevator shAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
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