Roger Clemens Big Fat Orange Hummer Stolen..

[elehhhhna]

March 23, 2005, 12:39PM

Clemens' hard-to-miss orange Hummer stolen
By PEGGY O'HARE
Copyright 2005 Houston Chronicle

The search is on for Roger Clemens' orange Hummer, which was stolen from the Memorial High School parking lot this morning.

Clemens' son, Koby, an 18-year-old senior at the high school, drove his father's vehicle to the campus this morning. He later noticed it was missing from the school's parking lot in the 900 block of Echo Lane near the Katy Freeway. School police believe it was stolen around 8:30 a.m., and said they have no suspects.

"It's the only orange Hummer on the streets," said Spring Branch Independent School District Police Chief Chuck Brawner. "This vehicle is kind of big, so they stand out."

Roger Clemens' former teammates on the New York Yankees had given him the 2003 Hummer as a going-away gift. The nearly three-ton vehicle has Texas license plates T63 CZP.

chron.com

[The Doctor.]

1. Awwww... that POOR Man!

It's been painted black by now.

[not fooled]

3. and probably in Mexico (by now), destined for some drug lord

whaddya wanna bet Mr. Clemens votes Repuke?

I've also heard he's a big fan of "Faces of Death", the infamous video that shows actual human deaths (in progress, such as people being ripped to pieces by attack dogs, etc. (so I've heard--don't have the stomach to ever get close to it myself).

Nice, huh? How's THAT for the "culture of life"??? :puke: :puke: :puke:

[coloradodem2005]

2. Them people loooove their Hummers.

Where is that picture that shows a Hummer being crashed into and it says "It Just Looks Tough."? THat was cool.