Flag-o-rama website: Funny Stuff

[pstans]

I saw this website and it is pretty funny. I love the Patriotic Breast Pump!

http://www.totalobscurity.com/mind/flagstore/

Is it Fascism yet?



*Note: this is a parody site, but I bet some Freepers wet their pants when they saw this stuff.

[Cooley Hurd]

1. *snarf*

Confeddy Freddy - This one's for the original fanatical flagwavers out there. Some folks in the South know what it means to wave a flag at every possible opportunity, and we can't leave them out of the fun! Freddy proudly sports the Confederate Flag in all its racist glory, and if you squeeze his tummy, he screams "Nuke those towelheads!"

[moggie]

7. Read the small print

Please, only one Confeddy Freddy per trailer

Classy!

[kliljedahl]

2. Post the complete link

[kanrok]

3. Tampons of Glory

Let freedom flow!

[Al-CIAda]

4. Unreal-

The Iraqi Freedom Truck
(Yes, it's real.  Click photos to enlarge)

OK, all joking aside for a moment, this is tacky patriotism taken far beyond any reasonable limits.  Why don't they just mount a set of "United We Stand" steak knives on the hood and get it over with?  The cheese factor is skyrocketing.  And they have the audacity to call it the Iraqi Freedom Truck.  Imagine creating something this elaborate and giving it a bullshit name like that (you didn't really think that's the real reason we were over there, did you?).  But what symbolizes America better than an SUV?  Huge, excessive, arrogant, expensive, threatening, gas-guzzling, and bullying anything that gets in its way.  I'm sorry, but this thing is just plain laughable.  Well-intentioned, but laughable.

Oh, and don't forget to visit the owners' website, where you can see their other monstrosity, America's Truck.  Notice how their domain name ends in .us.  Isn't that precious?  Wow, they're SUPERPATRIOTIC!!

[kliljedahl]

6. That's bigger than my first apartment.

Amazing, don't they see the irony here?


http://www.kliljedahl.net

[Wilms]

5. .