Some might say this joke is too close to the truth

[LittleClarkie]

http://www.bongonews.com/layout3.php?event=1677

Hillary Joins Religious Right, Will Run as a Republican
MOBILE, Alabama — Brandishing an assault rifle as she sprayed bullets at an abortion clinic in Alabama, and shouting to state troopers that “my gun will be taken from my cold, dead hands,” the new Hillary Clinton launched her campaign for the Presidency.

“I’m tougher than anyone when it comes to the war on terror," she said. “To prove it, I will nuke Korea, Iran and Syria whether or not they have weapons of mass destruction. And screw the UN. I won’t let Europeans dictate our foreign policy. Bush is wrong to be cozying up to the Europeans. It’s the wrong cozying at the wrong time.”

“I have discovered that concern for the environment is overblown. Global warming is no big deal. Nor is outsourcing of jobs overseas. Sh*t happens. What matters is values, and I intend to show America my real values, which are faith, hope and charity. And money.”

“I am no longer part-Jewish. I have recently discovered that I am a born-again Christian. And I am no longer a lesbian. Give me a real man any time. Not some middle-of the road, blue-stater like Bill Clinton, but a right wing, red state, red meat man!”

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. I have recently discovered that I am a born-again Christian

Do you think it's possible to find some "Born again birth control"?

Some people who claim to be born again are just glad to have found a way to forgive themselves for their past indisgressions, and a way to minimize their future ones.

[sharman]

2. Wonderful

Born again birth control, because born again abortions like we have in this country should be outlawed