So sneaking a male prostitute into WH press conferences is not news...

[Stephanie]

WH lies about WMD - not news.

Refusal by Congress to investigate the WH lies about WMD - not news.

The WH buying off of journalists, and distributing fake news segments to local outlets - not news.

WH manipulation of the OH vote by any means necessary - not news.

Potemkin town meetings - not news. Lies about SS - not news.

Outting a CIA agent and destroying her entire network of contacts and her investigation of WMD deals - not news.


Martha Stewart's Prison Poncho = NEWS.



Is this the only planet I can live on?

[Skidmore]

1. It's Sunshine Week, remember? nt

[Blue_Roses]

2. Hey, finding a good poncho

is tough these days:D

[havocmom]

3. Why hasn't akaGannon been arrested for solicitation?

Must have a really interesting Rolodex.

[HughBeaumont]

4. Anything that makes Repiglickers look bad - NOT news.

Celebrity/Reality TV-esque distractions from corporate evil, Vietraq and GOPMedia manipulation so you humanoids can remain pacified and in eternal Pampers while they destroy your fucking earth - NEWS, BABY!!!

[Stephanie]

6. That poncho would make anyone look bad

That is one ugly poncho!

[HughBeaumont]

8. Did she sew it out of dryer lint?

[DulceDecorum]

5. News of the Weird

is often forced to retire its coverage of weird news items after they become so commonplace as to lose their weird news value.
Apparently, the White House is no stranger to gay hookers.

However, when it comes to
sex with FEMALE interns,
we are shocked, shocked!!
Clinton passed up Jeff Gannon for ... THAT?

What shall we tell the children?

[Catherine Vincent]

7. What's sad is your subject line isn't really true.

Gannon wasn't sneaked in. He was okayed in.

[PrjctGrnlght]

9. That is a hot poncho, made by

yarn from the prison commisary.

[leftofthedial]

10. kinda puts it in perspective, eh?

don't forget shark attacks and Michael Jackson