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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:09 PM
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if Bush ran against Jesus, what would his ads look like? . . .
probably something like this . . .



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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:11 PM
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1. "IF" he ran against Jesus?
I thought he already did.

Social Security "reform."
Taking from the poor to give to the rich.
Using the church as a political headquarters.
Starting unfounded wars.

Can't be more against Jesus than that!
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:17 PM
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2. and, if bush ran against Jesus, who would holy busbots vote for? n/t
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GOPFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:20 PM
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3. Bush: The Anti-Christ!
Just as I always suspected!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Make7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:21 PM
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4. I wonder....
which candidate's father would be more influential on the outcome?

:) Make7
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hector459 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:41 PM
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5. Wonder what the Swiftboaters would have to say about Jesus?
I know for sure they would call him a coward and say he probably didn't deserve all the adulation he receives.
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murray hill farm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:48 PM
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7. jesus...poor jesus!
bush would discribe him as a deadbeat...never did hold a job, as a terrorist for sure....then all that scandal about mary magdalin and the affair they had...everything good about jesus would be an insult to bush..everything about bush is anti jesus christ.
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:58 PM
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14. jesus, that dirty cross dressing hippy commie!
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theHandpuppet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:50 PM
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8. Yeah, something like this...
Jesus -- was he really crucified? Pass him a band-aid.
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:46 PM
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6. GWB wouldn't need to be running these ads; Jesus would've been killed
Just like Gandhi or Martin Luther King, Jr.
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ashmanonar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:54 PM
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9. or just like, you know, jesus...
ya know, the one who got put on a cross? (at least that's the story)

i don't care if he's the son of god or whatever, but that man, if he was real and the story is real, got CRUCIFIED. that's the most painful death short of being burned at the stake.
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Hoping4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:55 PM
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10. That's brilliant.
Edited on Sun Mar-13-05 02:56 PM by Hoping4Change
Jesus
Wrong on crime
Wrong on social services
Wrong on defene
Wrong for America

ROFL Thanks for laugh :headbang:
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:55 PM
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11. Jesus forgives prostitutes with Press passes. n/t
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:56 PM
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12. Hey Bush, get down from that cross, we need the 'wood'. n/t
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 02:58 PM
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13. Jesus was a liberal and therefore could not get elected in
today's Amerika.
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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 03:25 PM
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15. And on the wall in the Boy King's "Think Tank"
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:shrug:

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0rganism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 03:36 PM
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16. In all fairness, first we'd have to amend the constitution
That "native birth" thing could really get in Jesus' way, if He were running for the presidency. There'd be the whole issue of his Palestinean heritage, and maybe a campaign to describe him as a self-hating anti-semitic cult leader.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 03:55 PM
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17. Where can I find a larger size of that pic?
That one is small

And I'd like to print the larger one; give it to people. O8)
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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-05 03:58 PM
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18. Spot ON!
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