Hatch on now taking it to those evil sick people,

[cornermouse]

evil single mothers who aren't getting child support, evil poor people who get credit cards and think they should use them.

As for his union roots, I'd say he's forgotten them.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. You forgot those horrible old people

who have the nerve to want to stay in their crummy little houses instead of die in the gutter when they run out of money and food. And then there are those lazy, freeloading soldiers whose wasteful families go on spending sprees buying food and paying rent while the soldiers are sitting around on their lazy asses in gorgeous vacation paradises like Baghdad.

Damn these leeches.

[cornermouse]

2. Nope. They're evil too.

And since they're evil...well you know we gotta do what we gotta do.

I don't know about you, but he sure made me feel sorry for all those poor, beleagured credit card companies and banks. (sarcasm)