PHOTO: need caption....condasleezzy rice....gawwwddd awful....

[diamond14]

US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (news - web sites), seen here 08 March 2005, told lawmakers in Congress that China has made modest gains in protecting US intellectual property rights.(AFP/Luke Frazza)

[MSgt213]

1. Sorry. My teeth are at the car wash for a strip and wax today

[Arkana]

2. "Damn these hemorrhoids."

[derby378]

3. "Next time, I use a smaller corncob" (n/t)

[malaise]

4. Condi is watching MSNBC

Good grief Monica Crowley...even I can't watch you
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[Dr.Phool]

5. Do I have to swallow it George?

[Vinca]

6. How'd I become Secretary of State? Well . . .

a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

[TwentyFive]

7. Condi gets ready to tell another whopper. n/t

[whistle]

8. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go go!

[ryan_cats]

9. Cat who ate the Canary.

And we're the canary.

[Atman]

10. I love it when Georgie zaps my remote-control vibrator!

nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. Queen Of The Damned

about to regurgitate some of the blood she had for lunch.

[Aristus]

12. "Oh man, a silent-but-deadly. At least they couldn't hear it!"

B-)

[Devlzown]

13. damn beets

[frankly_fedup2]

14. I'm not really the Secretary of State, I just play one in the White House

I'm really Samuel L. Jackson and this is my day job.

OR

Jedi Master Yoda exploring his "feminine" side.

[diamond14]

15. HA HA...fooled them THREE times....

stupid Americans !

[Radical Activist]

16. That's the face she made when she saw Gannon's wrinkles

[roguevalley]

17. On democracy now, they said with the appointment of the wingnut

to be UN ambassador, this signals a MAJOR marginalization of this broad. Again.

[CrispyQ]

18. She is one of the most unattractive individuals I've ever seen!

I could almost feel sorry for her, except I'm sure her face matches what's in her heart.

What's that? Oh, she doesn't have a heart. Opps, my bad.

[Fridays Child]

21. I don't like to talk about peoples' looks but her face is disturbing.

...It's as if Dr. Frankenstein put her together or she was born with some sort of facial birth defect.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

22. Ariel Sharon thinks she's hot

It kind of makes you wonder what Sharon's wife must look like.

[rkc3]

24. Can't be that good - Condi looks like a toad in this pic.

[diamond14]

28. ariel sharon is one UGLY MF.....he probably bought himself a TROPHY wife

someone young/dumb who's willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in hopes of a GIANT inheritance of blood money...


TROPHY wives are just high paid prostitutes, a dime a dozen....strom thurmond had one, aristotle onassis had one, donald trump has one, hunter thompson had one....they just wait until the old man dies, and are willing to give up their youth for the old guy's money....there's no love at all, just a business arrangement....at public events, she appears on his arm to make him feel young, but spends most of her time at the gym, or at her mother's house, or at their SECOND home....and usually the young TROPHY wife has a little S&F on the side...

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

29. I just googled Ariel Sharon's biography - his two wives died

Apparently he's had a run of very bad luck in his family life. His first wife died in an accident. He married her sister, who also died. And even his son died from an accident. Back luck.

From his biography:

"...Margalith died in an auto accident in 1962 and Gur died in October 1967 after being shot while playing with his father's rifle. Upon Margalith’s death, Sharon married her younger sister, Lily. They had two sons, Omri and Gilead. Lily Sharon died in 2000..."

[diamond14]

23. she could get her HAIR and her TEETH fixed up a bit....

then at least she would appear to be WELL-GROOMED and healthy....


her bizarre hairdo, and her gapped teeth are just unbecoming a woman of her stature...certainly she has the money to get fixed up to our contemporary standards, but just like bush*, pickles, wolfowitz (spitting on his comb), rumsfeld, and other bushites....her public appearance is one of shabbiness.....

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

25. Not to mention our Vice President wearing a ski parka and boots

at the Auschwitz commemoration, while everyone else was wearing suits and topcoats.

[detroitguy]

19. Who farted?

[BigBearJohn]

20. Nice to meet you Senator Boxer

[dbt]

26. "Oh, Popeye, you're my hero!"

[Donailin]

27. The only blacks and gays that the republicans accept and embrace

are the ones who hate themselves.

[BigBearJohn]

30. 8 inches my ass! My pinkie is bigger!