Winner of Name-Dan-COULTER's-Next-"Book" Contest

[UTUSN]

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A64703-2005Mar2.html

.... a campus-centered offshoot of the Center for American Progress sponsored a "Name Ann Coulter's Next Book" contest and released the results yesterday.

The winner: "Roosevelt: Wheelchair-Riding, America-Hating Terrorist," submitted by Ryan Sniatecki, 26, of Baltimore. "Sniatecki will take home his very own Ann Coulter talking action figure," announced campusprogress.org, a new Web site set up by the left-leaning Washington think tank. ....

...Then the author blasted back a list of potential titles for her next tome:


"Tuesdays With Morons."

"The Five People You Meet in Line at the Welfare Office."

"It Takes a Village to Raise a Kid With A.D.H.D., Rage Issues, and an Eating Disorder."

"Their Eyes Were Watching God and Banning Him From Public Schools."

"The Dan Rather Code."

"He's Just Not That Into Jews: The George Soros Story."


(We're not sure what to say about that last one except: Oh, behave, Ann!)

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[Guckert]

1. how about "undercover stupid Nazi bitches who love to smoke GOP poles"

I like that title.

[UTUSN]

9. Welcome to DU, uh, "Guckert" n/t

[BOSSHOG]

2. How to embarrass you family, if you have to

[bryant69]

3. Nice

She thinks everybody's proud of her out there. She thinks they are all looking up there and saying, "Oh my, isn't she a sharp clever girl." No. They are all staring at her. They are staring and wondering. You know what she's shown them? She's shown them how crass, how shallow, how unfeeling an individual can be. How totally devoid of any poetic beauty in her entire make up, her entire soul.

Lifted from the Smothers Brothers

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[trumad]

4. Watch out for the PC police here at DU...

;-)

[bryant69]

7. Why?

The Reference to girl? That's just following the format of the origional quote (in which the word was boy)

[ClassWarrior]

5. How about: "Food. A Pinko Liberal Conspiracy."

NGU.

[immoderate]

6. The importance of Ann Coulter...

is to discredit the whole journalistic profession. The wackier she gets, the better they (wingers) like it.

--IMM

[JHB]

8. "Off With Their Heads"

subtitle: "How to Get Rid of Liberals Once and For All"

by Regnery Publishing.

[Stirk]

10. "Everybody! Look at Me! - Tears of a Media Clown", by Ann Coulter

[SmokingJacket]

11. I love that one. nt

[zbdent]

12. You know, they put Coulter's in non-fiction, and Franken's in humor

There should be a section in the bookstore called "Bad Fiction blatherings" for her.

What was the contest where you write a story beginning with Snoopy's "It was a dark and stormy night . . ."? Or the original author?

Someone should send her a "congratulatory" note saying how there were several nominations for that "award". (S)He would take it as a compliment . . .

[dflprincess]

13. Here's a few more of the honorable mentions

Pander: How character assassination and name-calling will make you popular and rich

Witchhunt: I Saw Liberals Speaking With The Devil!

Democracy: The Liberal Plot to Feed Your Children to the Poor

Liberals: Liberals, Liberals, Liberals, Liberals, Joe McCarthy

Damn: I can’t believe I get away with this!

Liars: “Charity,” “Tolerance,” and Seven Other Words Liberals Just Made Up to Confuse You

Help: I’m Out Of Liberal People, Places And Organizations To Hate

Crazy: Why My Divorce from Reality Should be Declared an Annulment and my Obvious Loss of my Marbles Should be Overlooked Because of my Extreme Hot Blonde Sexiness as Portrayed in the Many Posed Photos of Me on my Website, Even Though All You Have to Do is Look Into My Eyes To Hear the Whistling Sucking Void Where my Soul Presumably Once Was

Truth: lalalalala, I’m not listening!

Attack: Fly, my monkeys, fly!

[kodi]

14. "my life as a cockroach/ 1 year undercover as a liberal democrat"

ghost written by the late micky spillane

[Jack Rabbit]

15. Let's see . . . we've just had Slander and Treason, I guess that leaves

Satanism.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

16. how about "Maybe Dick"

[Jack Rabbit]

17. Wasn't that from Rocky and Bullwinkle?

A copy of Maybe Dick can be found on the bookshelf along side The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam.