Gannon speaks: "my faith and ideology are rock solid"

[formerrepuke]

I'm baaaaaaack! If you thought I was going to slink away - then you don't know much about me. Someone still has to battle the Left and now that I've emerged from the crucible, I'm stronger than before.

<snip>

In regard to the allegations about my personal life, I have been advised by my attorneys not to comment on any of the details pending the outcome of any possible legal action I might pursue. Therefore, I won't be discussing any of that stuff here.

((Hey, don't blame me- I'm just the messenger. Anyway- he's got Ann Coulter and 'Dr Phillips' at the 'Biblical Chrisitianity blog' on his side))

http://www.jeffgannon.com/

[librechik]

1. "not to mention my rock solid

(fill in the blank.)"

[Spinzonner]

5. That was so obvious

you should be ashamed of being so opportunistic in exploiting it :-)

[librechik]

14. I'm simple minded

or maybe dirty minded.

apologies to all the brainiacs who expect better from me! (both of you)

[Ellen Forradalom]

20. "Rock solid"--most unfortunate turn of phrase since

Talon News said in its farewell statement that they were going to conduct a "top-to-bottom" review of their operations.

They do have a way with words, these cons.

[VegasWolf]

27. Should have been a top and a bottom review. n/t

[zann725]

67. Gannon also said in an interview "I asked to come. They let me come

(to WH Press conferences). His choice of words in that were clearly "freudian."

[MichaelHarris]

2. yeah he doesn't lie at all

"I registered those sites for a client and they never had any content"

Oh yeah, what credibility he has.......

[hector459]

3. Don't you just wonder why God doesn't use his lightening and strike some

of these lying bastards down to the ground?

[Spinzonner]

10. God deals in big numbers

like tsunamis and terrorist attacks.

Just ask Jerry and Pat.

He cant waste all that electrical energy on one puny individual - even if he is gay (sarcasm warning)

[progressivebydesign]

63. Because there is no God. That's why.

There is no patriarch sitting on high, deciding that hundreds of thousands of civilians will die in Iraq, and in the tsunamis, while sparing the life of serial killers and warlords.

People praying in a hospital side by side, to keep their child alive, one dies. Did God decide that one family didn't pray hard enough?

There is spirituality.. there is no "God", per se, that metes out things like that. If there was, he's doing a pretty pisspoor job right now.

[merwin]

4. He makes me want to puke

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. and throbbing...love, Bulldog

[punpirate]

7. "faith and ideology are...

... rock solid...." Can't say the same about his character or his credibility or his veracity.

[Justitia]

8. There are just sooo many punchlines. This guy is just asking for it huh?

"Go ahead - hit me again!" "Please, hit me!" "No, I mean it, and I won't even charge you double!"

"Past sins", "rock solid"? Is he still "8 inches, cut" though? This guy is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen out of the RWers!:silly:

[ktowntennesseedem]

49. Thank you, sir, may I have another?

Yea, he don't know when to shut up!

[Obviousman]

9. He also spells Harry Reid's last name Ried

[Spinzonner]

12. Well, we can let the other stuff pass

but misspelling is definitely a mortal sin :-)

[EVDebs]

11. Think he'll ever take the stand and swear to tell the truth .... ? eom

[LittleClarkie]

13. How long ago did Gannon have those sex sites up soliciting

I'm just wondering at his "I'm a Christian now" stance. How fast was that jailhouse conversion.

Greetings FormerRepuke. Congratulations on your former Repukiness.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

72. Once you've gone bareback with a conservative Christian...

...I actually have no ending to that sentence. I think I've just managed to offend myself. But seriously, this guy is a serious mental case to be coming back with any belief that he holds even a shred of credibility. Even among conservatives. I went to Free Republic (something I rarely do) on the day that the announced their "Support Jeff Gannon Rally." Even the Freepers were saying, "Are you sure we want to get close to this guy?"

[DulceDecorum]

15. I am actually almost starting to like this guy

seeing as how much damage he is doing to the right.

He could not be more lethal if we had hired him ourselves.

[Justitia]

18. We are on the same wavelength. This gets better every day. -eom

[0rganism]

23. A fresh new meaning for "blowback"

Keep 'em coming, Jeff. Keep 'em coming.

(it's getting difficult to avoid stupid puns about this guy's behavior)

[DoYouEverWonder]

25. It sure toned down

those folks trying to amend the constitution, in order to preserve the sanctity of their 2 and 3 marriages.

[lavenderdiva]

16. just wondering...

snip: ...Michael Isikoff at Newsweek helps me serve notice on the Lefties in a short blurb, Gannon's Enemies List. It sure does save the cost of sending all those certified letters.

He got it wrong about Media Matters though, because I didn't identify any potential targets of legal action as per the advice of my highly-paid legal team. I mentioned that Brock's group got this all started by taking advantage of the liberal-dominated media and getting the New York Times' suburban rag, the Boston Globe to run an 'investigative report' based on its press release....

"...as per the advice of my highly-paid legal team"

I just wonder who is actually footing the bill for this 'highly-paid legal team'? Who can find this out? Just wondering...

[Anakin Skywalker]

17. Faith? Uh Oh. I Smell

Taliborn-Again.

[formerrepuke]

19. He's back...like a used condom bubbling up to the

surface in a hot-tub.

[jhain]

21. 'bent' but not broken

what a freakin idiot.
"I won't be discussing any of that stuff here.'

Oh, that little bit about me being a gay whore, let's skip that, shall we?

And the fact that I just happen to be a major security breach for the White House? Try and forget that, too, OK?

And click here to give me money. I am good at taking money.

If only it were a SNL skit- it would be funny.
Too damn bad it is all TRUE.

[Zenlitened]

22. Playing the faith card? Oh, that's not at ALL transparent, nope nope nope.

The favored refuge of today's scoundrels.

[VegasWolf]

30. Hey, that faith card worked for some other clown too. If I ever get

into trouble I'll become a born again too for as long as
it takes.

[DulceDecorum]

35. Didn't stop * from offing

Karla Faye Tucker.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

24. 'Rock Solid' -- isn't that one of his former escort names? LOL

[Justitia]

32. Y'all are killing me!!! -eom

[against all enemies]

26. Ann's on his side? Is Coulter a man in drag? Makes sense now.

[mps]

28. Jeff Gannon On HardBall NOW

Chris Matthews interviews Jeff Gannon!

[VegasWolf]

31. Hard Gannon now on Jeff Ball, whut? n/t

[Pachamama]

29. WTF? There is no way any decent lawyer advising him would want him to be

back online "reporting".....unless ofcourse this is to keep Jeff/James ALIVE? (Literally - perhaps the only way they can keep him "safe" is if he is public enough so that no one will dare to "suicide" him)....

Yikes...this man is so screwed....I almost feel sorry for him....except then I remember what a hypocrite and whore he is and then I realize he created his own mess and deserves every bit of it.

[DoYouEverWonder]

33. Well I'm glad his faith and ideology are rock solid

because I heard the other parts of him were quiet flaccid.

[dave123williams]

34. He's a HOOKER; must take faith to think he's got a solid ideology.

[OilemFirchen]

36. Just sent him an email

Subject: God Bless You

You are, without doubt, the most hilarious and pitiful creature since Roy Cohn.

To paraphrase Jerry Falwell: "If you didn't exist, we'd have to invent you".

Looking forward to your next "rock solid" adventure,

[DulceDecorum]

37. The XXX church says

[truthpusher]

38. .

[truthpusher]

39. 'So feared by the Left it had to take me down'...

...I have read his tag-line about 5 times and it still doesn't sound right?

[HeeBGBz]

70. No! I'll not bow down to your 8" schwangdoodle!

[byronius]

40. what slick democratic mole...

...managed to pay the Bulldog enough to stage a comeback. I for one hope he never "goes down". This is great. And he looks so serious in the new photo. Very fetching. "Jeff at the Office". He's our man!

[newyawker99]

76. Hi byronius!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Enraged_Ape]

41. Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe we have here...

what could quite possibly be the world's stupidest man.

[dave123williams]

42. Yeah, and just when we thought Bush had it all locked up...

[Enraged_Ape]

46. This Guckert guy makes Bush...

look like Stephen Hawking.

I honestly cannot tell if Guckert is:

1) batshit crazy
2) dumb as dirt
3) or like Shrub, a mixture of both.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

73. I say we afford him the rarest of all honors...

Next week's Top Ten Conservative Idiots should be all Jeff Gannon.

Because, by God, he's earned it!

[Erika]

43. Yet another hilarious case of GOP values

Sin one day, become a patriotic GOP saint the next.

Meanwhile, democrat working families with strong values are looked down on by these born again idiots.

[FlyByNight]

44. Hey Jimmy, you still will not use your real name on your blog?

There's integrity for you. And you will not discuss anything about what actually made you semi-interesting in the first place? Way to drum up interest, you bore.

You're a self-loathing, hypocritical whore (for real). You align yourself politically with people who hate you. Please Jimmy, seek out a good psychologist and get some help. You're screaming for it.

:eyes:

[Rex]

45. faith & ideology = 8 inches

having access to everything in the WH because you're sleeping with the bosses boss = priceless

[Erika]

47. He plays the role of the usual GOP victim

at his site. Interesting.

I also sent him an email asking why with his history and poor credentials did he think he was "allowed" to get into the WH. Did he just possibly think he was being used by this devious administration?

[AngryWhiteLiberal]

48. Hmmm...maybe you won't comment because some actions might be illegal?

Last time I checked prostitution was illegal in most States. Oh, and by the way, the Repuke Right may love you but according to their conception of gOD you are GOING TO HELL.

JB

[TXDemGal]

50. "Rock solid"

And the double entendres just keep on comin' (no pun intended!). :eyes:

[JTorres138]

51. Something interesting I noticed in one of Gannon's escort profiles...

I don't know if this has been brought up before, but I noticed the word "partying" in his profile. "Partying" usually means having sex and snorting cocaine.

[progressivebydesign]

64. Thanks for posting the screenshot of Gannon's "personal life"

OMG! I hadn't seen that yet. That's pretty gross. I guess he absolutely catered to the Pentagon/Politics crowd.. look at the area he "served". I can't help but laugh to think of my uber rightwing father-in-law defending someone like AKA Jeff from personal attacks over his "personal life".

[IndianaGreen]

52. And his love of dick is stronger than ever!

Thank you, Jay-Zeus!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

53. That's good Gannon/Guckert

Stay right out there in the spotlight. You're just the kind of publicity * and the Repukes need.

[Zerex71]

54. I didn't know being a gay male prostitute constituted an ideology.

[kodi]

60. in this case its called "pants down Republicanism"

a rare form of free market capitalism in the US.

[FourStarDemocrat]

55. Notice how he admits that "Durbin should be thanking him"

.."for getting him that promotion". ? He's also asking for paypal donations--what a laugh!

[RadiDem]

56. Jeffie must be doing a lot of escorting these days >

To afford his " highly-paid legal team "

[Jade Fox]

57. Hey Jeff! 'Battling the left' isn't a marketable sex act.....

even for Hotmilitarystuds like you. Someone with your professional expertise
and demonstrated journalistic skills should know that.

As for the "allegations" about your personal life, I don't think you can call
them allegations when you yourself post them on the internet.

Your particular Solid Rock seems to positioned between your ears.

[Melynn]

58. Keep fighting Jeff

and keep your story in the news and I promise you that us here at DU will help you get your story out to public.......hee, hee, hee.
:evilgrin:

[kodi]

59. Yeap, he's as constant as the North Star,always in the dark

I would suggest Mr. Manwhore explain his how interpretation of Christianity dovetails with black market homosexual prostitution.

Was this guy witnessing to the fallen?

Anyone who has a strong faith in an Almighty usually is a lot more insightful about their own personal foibles and failings than Mr. Manwhore is showing.

Mr Manwhore is a gross ideologue who would fuck for money and lie about anything if he could make a dollar from it.

These moral slugs are what form the shock troops of the radical right.

[Name removed]

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[Erika]

65. Your first post

Go home.

[Gabi Hayes]

69. cept....it's probably true

you should realize by now that they're capable of ANYthing

it was probably Laura Bush, anyway, unless W was just catching

[progressivebydesign]

62. Is he mentally ill? I mean, seriously? Does he not KNOW he was a whore?

Seriously.. did he have a religious conversion THAT recently? Or is selling your body to men, and posing nude, and lying about your career, considered hallmarks of HIS brand of Christianity???

He's getting the best advice from somewhere.. keep up the "personal life" meme. EVEN THOUGH he was a PAID PROSTITUTE!!! That is NOT a personal life!!! It's the prostitution, STUPID!

[K8-EEE]

66. Ann Coulter Has The Same Sickness Then...

because she just defended him huge in her column and said we were after him only because he MAY be gay.

???????????????????

May be gay??? Who the hell cares. Did she see his websites, pix etc....he's a gay WHORE. If a woman WHORE was planted in there asking those stupid-ass questions it would be the same to me.

I think they might all be desensitized to the whole "whoring" issue, because they've all been doing it for so long, one way or the other.

They're all just BushWhores, liars, conmen and thieves, and you can't shame the shameless. Total lowlifes.

[HeeBGBz]

71. Man, Sure, Ian Candidate

Maybe he's a lost operative. Did the dirty deeds, received the mental mind erasure/memory implantation. Nobody realizes they switched labels on the Mem1 implant. The label read "Televangelist/Ace Reporter." What he got was "Internet Man Whore."

[zann725]

68. Welcome newbie (former repuke)!

You ARE a 'former repuke'...'tis clear!

With delusional Ann Coulter on his side, Gannon is clearly in trouble!

[fortyfeetunder]

74. The only thing that is missing is a blue dress

Certainly we must find something Gannon has "stained".....

[BobbyinPortland]

75. Just like my rock solid cock

which can be yours for the low low price of $19.95. All major credit cards accepted.

Act now if you're a republican and get half off. Can also be used as a tax deduction, for me, not you. I mean if it's a republican you've got to fuck it's got to be charity, right?