Should I waste my precious time with these fuckwads or what?

[MrScorpio]

Poll question: Should I waste my precious time with these fuckwads or what?

As some of you guys just found out, I lead a second life on Yahoo message forums as the flame-thrower wielding, freepwad slaying, bitch-slapper of brainless, Bush-Licking minions of conservative idiocy, Victory, The Insult Comic Cat.

Whenever the Cat is in the House, the Cat Fucking Rules.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3127511

I spent a couple of days over there because I felt like getting my dander up and also because I read another article on Bush's failure to do right by the Troops and I saw some of the dipshits defending his actions.

I responded by waking up the Cat and laying waste to as many kool-aid drinking replicants that bothered to be stupid enough to challenge me.

There's a good reason why I never engage in flame fests on DU. It's because whenever I go to war, I always pull out the big guns. The last thing I want to do is subject my fellow DUers to my considerable repertoire of blood-curdling insults.

So from time to time, I ply my trade on Yahoo. Where my business is gutting these freepicants for shits and giggles and business, I might add, is mother-fucking GOOD.

Well, anyways. They went away after a couple of days of beatdowns, but like a bad case of herpes simplex II, they're back. And with the help of a bunch of lurking freeptard pop-tarts, they're badmouthing DU big time.

Now I know what you're thinking; the Yahoo message forum is a vast wasteland of shit-eating Bush-suckers, who would rather eat their own balls than admit that Clinton is not responsible for the impending Apocalypse. But hey, what I do is not about winning hearts and minds, it's about nut-kicking these fuckers with everlasting glee.

Welcome to my dark side, I hope you enjoy the ride.

So I have a choice to make; Either, I say "fuck 'em" and let them percolate in their own fetid waste products, or I go back in with barrels blazing, slaughtering the weak mindied fools until I have them pissing in their Underoos.

So whadyasay? You guys are a pretty bloodthirsty bunch. What would you do?

I await your decision.

[Ironpost]

1. If you have questions

[LisaLynne]

2. I have a suggestion ...

Earlier today, we were bemoaning the fact that liberals, in response to the likes of Coulter, can only muster the odd "Er ... um ... er ..." So, I pose this question to you: Are you photogenic? Do you think you could use your mad skills in a verbal, television context? Could you be the Progessive Response to all the idiots they like to put out there?

Personally, I'd pay to see it. :)

Oh, the poll? Yeah, trash 'em.

[MrScorpio]

4. Am I good looking enough?

I'll let you be the judge of that.

[Desert Liberal]

6. Hey you're pretty hot!

:loveya:

[LisaLynne]

7. Get on TV -- NOW!

We need you! AMERICA needs you!

[Catherine Vincent]

8. Uh...

Yes!!!

:-)

[Bouncy Ball]

10. You do need to be on TV

are your verbal skills as fast and good as your written skills?

If so, ROCK ON MRSCORPIO!!

Plus you're out of the Air Force now, right?

[MrScorpio]

11. I just retired, Baby

Free as a bird.

(But I still need a job to keep my black ass in the convertible)

[Desert Liberal]

13. Oh damn. I'm hooked. Hot, liberal, convertible...

what else could a girl possibly ask for?

Ooooooh yeah, single and not gay...dare I hope? ;)

[MrScorpio]

15. Sorry, baby Cakes

In case you haven't noticed, I'm wearing a wedding ring.

But I am straight.

C'est la vie, mon cherie!

[Desert Liberal]

16. Duh, you ARE facing a mirror...was thinking that was on the right hand...

damn :cry:

I need a good man. Or a good woman. Or a good lay. Or something. ;)

[verdalaven]

12. Yes!

[Ladyhawk]

23. Damn, you're hot. :) n/t

[kiraboo]

24. Yep. You're beautiful.

Damn aging is a cruel joke.

[punpirate]

3. Ignorance is repairable...

... but stupidity is forever....

Some people just have to be the chlorine in the political gene pool.

Cheers.

[Desert Liberal]

5. Trash those bitches and lead me to 'em! My nut-kicking boots

have gotten dusty...shall I shine them on some freeper sacks?
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

9. You know what?

I've always avoided those boards like a bad cold sore, but you tell me where you do this ass kicking and I am THERE, because I would so love to see that!

[bmovies]

14. I'd say...

dont bother. I used to take part in the usenet newsgroups, but i eventually moved away from that. The discussion there is free and open, but its also very unfocused, and too trollish. Too many weirdos.

Thats the way I see the yahoo boards. Much like alot of the usenet newsgroups. It's just too way out there.

On a regular message board, everything is a little more focused, more to the point. And it's got moderators to keep the place nice and clean.

on edit: BUT if you do decide to go there...I wouldn't mind watching your progress. :-) I like an occasional gladiator fight

[MrScorpio]

17. BTW, I'm waiting for the first 20 votes

In case of a statistical majority, the decision will be made at that time.

[immoderate]

18. Give 'em hell, Scorp

I saw a bit of your work on Yahoo this week. I'd hate to have to clean up after that.:headbang:

--IMM

[MrScorpio]

19. Time to make the donuts

You guys have voted.

If you're coming, here's the battlefield.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/latimests/20050215/ts_latimes/whitehouseturnstablesonformeramericanpows

Read the story and jump on in to the message forum.

I'm absolutely positive that the fuckers are waiting for you.

"Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall
up with our English dead!" Henry V

[Desert Liberal]

21. My God. What a bunch of morons!

Stupid is as stupid does. Forrest was right.

[johnaries]

20. Which board? Where do I sign up? Do you need facts, or just rhetoric?

Let me at 'em, let me at 'em!

:bounce: :spank: :nuke:

look for johnaries2001,
just tell me where you need me!
:toast:

[MrScorpio]

22. Facts, rhetoric, spitballs, flaming boulders

Just bring some.

http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?action=l&board=37138445&tid=latimestswhitehouseturnstablesonformeramericanpows&sid=37138445&mid=310