Bush was born on third base but HE thinks he hit a triple.

[Postman]

...Ann Richards

I just love that little ditty.

[Langis]

1. That is great!

[LSparkle]

2. Bravo!

Gotta love that woman!

[NewYorkerfromMass]

3. that was his father

This Bush just built a whole new baseball stadium himself and made up his own rules- he hit the triple AND the home run. After spotting himself several runs of course.
That was after abusing the powers of eminent domain and ripping off the taxpayers of Arlington, TX.

[soupkitchen]

4. Actually he snorted three baselines of coke on his way to third

[NeoTraitors]

5. She also

said of Pappy, 'He was born with a silver foot in his mouth!'

[stray cat]

6. Like father like son. It applies more to W. than anyone.