Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

So, Smirk couldn't sleep one night........

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (Through 2005) Donate to DU
 
Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:38 PM
Original message
So, Smirk couldn't sleep one night........
so he went to the Oval Office to look over his 9/11 albums and George Washington appeared! Bush asked him "Hey George! How kin I halp mah people, help my mah country?" Washington replied: "First cut the phony accent." Bush: "OK, how can I help my country, help my people?" Washington said: "I could not tell a lie, neither should you." Bush thought about it and went to sleep. The next night he couldn't sleep and he went to the Oval Office to color, and Thomas Jefferson appeared! Bush said "Tom, my man! How can I help my country, help my people?" Jefferson said : "First you must adhere to the Constitution and stop trying to write all this new extra shit in there." Bush considered it and went to sleep.

The third night, Bush couldn't sleep. He went to the Oval Office to dress in his flight suit again. FDR appeared!! Bush said: "President Roosevelt! How can I help my county, help my people?" FDR replied: "Stop being so mean-spirited, you must help those truly in need as I tried to set up for you." The next night, same deal and Bush was in the Oval Office when Abraham Lincoln appeared! Bush pleaded: "Abe! Abe! I have asked many Presidents for the answer! How can I help my country, help my people?" Lincoln replied: "Go see a play."

===

disclaimer: ONLY a joke, Agent Mike!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:40 PM
Response to Original message
1. maybe it's too early for Lincoln jokes....
but, maybe not. i think it's funny, like sending w bags of pretzels.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Ironpost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:50 PM
Response to Reply #1
7. pretzels always scare me... Dangerous I say
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:43 PM
Response to Original message
2. "Your lucky you put up a disclaimer
cause I'd have to send to Camp X-Ray".. Agent Mike
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:44 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. Phew.
:)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:47 PM
Response to Reply #3
5. Your still on the top of my list !
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
knitter4democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:45 PM
Response to Original message
4. What makes that even better
is that Lincoln was a Republican. :)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Ironpost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:48 PM
Response to Original message
6. way cool
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:02 PM
Response to Original message
8. I first heard this joke during the Watergate scandal. It was shorter
(the other Presidents were left out) took place late at night at the Lincoln Memorial and the punch line was "Well, Richard, if I were you, I'd take Pat to the theater."

So thanks for the thirty year-old joke.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:12 PM
Response to Reply #8
9. Do you remember how Nixon went to go see "Deep throat " 5 times
Because he wanted to get it down "Pat"
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:54 PM
Response to Reply #9
11. Now that you mention it, I do. n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:20 PM
Response to Reply #8
10. Everything old is new again.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug 02nd 2014, 03:34 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (Through 2005) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC