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AnnInLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 02:26 PM
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too funny...."Con"di's Secret Past
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Secretary Rice's Secret History

On her blog, big black drag queen Vaginal Davis is claiming not just that Condi Rice is a "lesbian virgen," not just that she is "bumping bush" with the president, and not just that W. has small penis "but does have a giant mushroom headed knob," but that she is Rice's cousin, and that the newly-sworn in Secretary of State recently called Miss Davis to ask her ("very nicely") to not mention that they are related.

So much for diplomacy.
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 02:31 PM
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1. So, the big secret IS "mushroom shaped"!
That's the smoking gun's barrel, eh?
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Roxy66 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 02:34 PM
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2. LOL!!!
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Up2Late Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:31 PM
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3. Informal pole "small" men vs. Big SUV
This brings to mind, Men who seem to have something to prove.

O.K. Ladies (or Women, if you prefer) How many of your "men" (husband, Ex, etc.) fit the "Big Truck = Small Junk" stereotype? :silly:
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RBHam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 04:42 PM
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4. We all know that Condi is Dubya's Moonie-appointed bride...
And we all know that Pickles is far too drugged up on Xanax and Prozac to care less about her "wifely duties"...

She's probably relieved that Dubya is using his Viagra stash to pump himself up for another...
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