PHOTO: Bush looks at sacred American documents

[Bluebear]

US President George W. Bush and First Lady Laura Bush take a look at the Declaration of Independence as they take a tour of the National Archives in Washington, DC. The Bushes also viewed the Constitution, Bill of Rights

"Whee doggy, what is this here? Another quaint relic from the past like that there Constitute thang we jest looked at? Hee hee, hee hee, hee hee."

[Mabus]

1. He looks and laughs at them.

Because he doesn't care what they say. He only listens to the voices in his head.

[Straight Shooter]

2. I'm surprised they don't burst into flames right then and there.

I'm not talking about the documents.

[Ron Green]

3. LOL - That's the funniest post I've read in a long time!!

Thanks for the laugh!

[Bluebear]

6. Agreed!

[MuseRider]

5. Great picture you paint there.

I would pay BIG money just to see that. You made me laugh and after the vote today that is not an easy thing to do.

[bobweaver]

4. See now, that part can go... and, hmmm, I thought John shredded that page

[tridim]

7. My "speed photoshop" entry..

[Bluebear]

8. Bravo.

[SheepyMcSheepster]

12. lol

good one!

[Stephanie]

23. LOL!

horrible!

[Rapcw]

29. l0ll3rsk8s

[signmike]

9. He's not allowed to play with matches, is he? Better check

that little square under his poorly tailored T shirt - it might be a box of them.
:smoke:

[KurtNYC]

10. Minutes later

[Deja Q]

17. Whoa, dude! Is there a nice 300DPI version I can print and distribute?

:evilgrin:

[KurtNYC]

20. Take your pick here

http://www.bushspeaks.com/gallery.asp?did=93

This was number 60.

[movie_girl99]

30. i heard about this on NPR earlier

and i thought to myself what a crock of shit.

[SharonRB]

28. OMG!

Now that's really funny. Good Photoshop job. Too bad its meaning is so accurate.

[AlCzervik]

11. Look....he's pretending he can read!

[Bluebear]

13. He keeps trying to press a button to get it to speak

It's not Disney World, idiot.

[AlCzervik]

16. He's waiting for the pop-ups as well.

[Mad_Dem_X]

18. LMAO - great thread!

:yourock:

[placton]

14. "See honey -

I told you this is where they keep the White House toilet paper!"

[Deja Q]

15. Caption: 'Hey Laura, watch me test my new telekinetic powers. They'll

call me "Firestorm".'

[aden_nak]

19. This one's NEXT.

[Tracer]

21. And watch the idiot perjure himself tomorrow ..

... while pretending to "protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States".

Uh, on the other hand, I think I'll pass.

[Stephanie]

22. you totally beat me to it - mea culpa mea culpa

we have the same taste in horrible pix - I just accidentally duped! sorry!

[Bluebear]

25. Never a problem

Just join us at the hip.

[Book Lover]

24. Get your filthy

fucking hands off that case! You are not worthy to breathe the same air that circulates in that hall. Go away and let us repair the damage you and your friends have wrecked. Now git!

[Bluebear]

26. "Now git!"

I like that!

[Lisa]

27. this is one of the funniest threads I've seen this week ...

Thanks!


I would have thought that as soon as * entered the room, the automatic "danger" sensors would go off and the precious exhibits would drop into their protective vault (like in that Nicholas Cage movie).