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bobweaver Donating Member (953 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 09:15 PM
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Don't Rain On My Inauguration Parade
With apologies to everyone except the ConMen.
Sung to the tune of "Don't Rain on my Parade"

Global warming's nonsense,
Just sit and putter,
Lifes candy and the suns
A ball of butter.
Dont bring a mushroom cloud
To rain on my parade.
Dont tell me not to fly--
Ive got my jacket.
If someone takes a spill,
They just can't hack it.
Who told you youre allowed
To rain on my parade!
Ill march my band out,
Ill beat my drum,
And if Im fanned out,
Your turn at bat, sir.
At least I tried to fake it.
Hat, sir, I guess I didnt make it!
But whether Im the rose
Of sheer perfection,
Or pimple on the ass
Of lifes complexion,
The cinder or the shiny apple of its eye,
I tried to fly once,
I gotta try once,
Only can die once, right, sir?
Ooh, fraud is juicy,
Juicy, and you see
I gotta have my bite, sir!
Get ready for me, love,
cause Im a comer,
I simply gotta march,
My car's a Hummer.
Dont talk about the fraud
To rain on my parade!

Im gonna rig and cheat now,
Get what I want--i know how,
One roll for the whole shebang,
One vote, that bell will go clang,
Eye on the target--and wham--
One shot, one gun shot, and bam--
Hey, Justice Rehnquist, here I am!
Ill march my band out,
I will beat my drum,
And if Im fanned out,
Your turn at bat, sir,
At least I didnt fake it.
Hat, sir, I guess I didnt make it.
GYN doctors, love,
cause Im a comer,
I simply gotta march,
My hearts a drummer.
Nuke-ya-ler, no nuke-ya-ler
Is gonna rain on my parade!
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