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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:18 PM
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Chertoff: this guy is only 51 years old???? Jeez.
Some hard living maybe? Raised in Sudan? A refugee? Naw, just being around Asscroft makes you look ill.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/ALLPOLITICS/01/11/homeland/inde...
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:19 PM
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1. When you have your sould removed thats the after effects.
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:22 PM
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2. Looks like Dorian Gray in reverse!
Somewhere there's a healthy, youthful Michael Chertoff painting...

:puke:
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:23 PM
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3. He looks like a science fiction character who would be called Dr. Death.
:scared:
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:24 PM
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4. Somebody toss him a sandwich.
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:25 PM
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5. Geez, I'm Going to be 51 in March
I look like a teenager compared to him.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:32 PM
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9. I'm 53 and he looks like my dad.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:43 PM
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17. I'm 53 and he looks like my mom.
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:57 PM
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20. I'm 72 and he looks worse than my father who is 93.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:26 PM
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6. Just the Face by Itself Will Strike Terror n/t
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benddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:28 PM
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7. He's gotten
progressively thinner and ill looking in the 15 or so years I've seen him around. Last time he came into public view I thought he had AIDS but apparently not. Maybe he is a long distance runner who drinks excessively.
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Algorem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:30 PM
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8. looks like he has cancer
looks like he should have cancer
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fryguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:32 PM
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10. he convicted Crazy Eddie ?!?!?!
"Chertoff personally handled the stock fraud trial of Eddie Antar, founder of the failed Crazy Eddie discount electronics chain."
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=2...



HIS PRICES ARE INSAAAAANNNNEEE!!!!!!
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Kablooie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:32 PM
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11. He's actually over 100 and very experienced ...
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 12:33 PM by Kablooie
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Algorem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:35 PM
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12. he's got that lean and fugly look
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IStriker Donating Member (408 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:04 PM
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13. I can't believe that he is not ill...
I didn't know he was only 51, but I remember what he looked like when he worked for Alphonse D'Amato's Whitewater senate committee 6 or 7 yrs. ago. He looked like he was around 40; now he looks like 70's easily. He has to be ill or have been ill to have aged like he has.
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theresistance Donating Member (595 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:20 PM
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14. You didn't warn "graphic image"
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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:38 PM
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15. Counterpunch says: He is Bernard Kerik without the sex.
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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:28 PM
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22. Cherthoff's mom asked him: Mikey, what do you want to be when
you grow up? Mikey said: Mom, I want to look like John Snow."
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LibertyLover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:41 PM
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16. He looks . . .
like someone who is extremely ill. Even his complexion has a yellow tinge to it. Liver problems perhaps?
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:45 PM
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18. Looks 85
Also looks like a fucking ghoul
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:53 PM
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19. Sally Struthers said she has been sending him good food
for the last twenty years. After seeing him she was aghast at not knowing where the food went or that junior would appoint Chertoff over Kerik.


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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:08 PM
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21. wasn't he in "it's a wonderful life"?
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:30 PM
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23. MSNBC said he is 49
and I thought ("add 100...")

guess swallowing makes you look older than spitting.
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HuckleB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:32 PM
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24. Over-exercise? Anorexia?
He don't look good.
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idiosyncratic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:34 PM
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25. Maybe he believes in that low calorie diet for long life
I cannot imagine any other reason, other than illness, that would make a 51-year-old person look like this:

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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:37 PM
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26. Geez, that heroin DOES mess you up bad!
Keith Richards, move over...
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