Why do you choose to lurk, disrupt and annoy here at DU?
Now remember, only rightwing lurkers may answer. The results will be considered an accurate depiction of what all rightwingers are like.

| Poll result (15 votes) |
| Because I have no life. | (0 votes, 0%) | Vote |
| Because my manhood is so tiny, shriveled and non-functional and I can't afford Viagra. | (2 votes, 13%) | Vote |
| Because like so many right-wingers, I'm a deeply closeted homosexual, and thus must lash out at gays and liberals who condone gay rights. | (2 votes, 13%) | Vote |
| Because it gets so lonely here in mom's basement. | (2 votes, 13%) | Vote |
| Because FreeRepukelick's interface is so damn LAME! | (0 votes, 0%) | Vote |
| Because the girls at the club always refuse to talk to me. | (1 votes, 7%) | Vote |
| Because Bill Clinton's penis still gets me so MAD/(aroused)! | (8 votes, 53%) | Vote |