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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:31 AM
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Poll question: How far would the monkey have to go before SOMEBODY did something?
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 01:37 AM by givemebackmycountry
He's the Teflon Monkey.

NOTHING he does seems to get anyones attention.

They CRUCIFIED Clinton like he was OJ for a blow job.
The BUSH family has Thai hookers show up their hotel door saying suckee-fuckee and no one bats an eye.

The Monkey has wrought more destruction, and more corruption on our once great democracy than any other before him.

How far can he go before SOMEONE, ANYONE stops him?

What is the proverbial straw that breaks the proverbial camel's back?

Just what does the monkey have to do?

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:38 AM
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1. Mention a tax hike
It seems to be the only thing that scares and enrages Dittohead Nation. He'd be all by his lonesome, naked as a newborn, with a ring of media pundits pissing on his head if he utters those two words.
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Seldona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:47 AM
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2. I think it will be greed.
When the majority of people see that AWOL's policies are going to effect their bottom lines, then we will see a drastic change.

And not a second before.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:12 AM
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3. LOL! I'll bet he could do his daughter at halftime and the mediawhores
would say how "Presidential" and "Resolute" he looked while doing it. What a great father he is to punish her in this "biblical" manner.
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mikehiggins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:15 AM
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4. Can't answer this poll
I don't know if ANYTHING the Chimp does would be going too far. This is all so totally surreal.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:18 AM
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5. Not even if he:
Hacked Laura to death with a machete...ON THE TODAY SHOW...

The media would attribute it to "extreme stress from carrying the world on his broad, manly shoulders".. :)
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bling bling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:23 AM
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6. Right. Then they'd blame the "liberal" media for showing it
and trying to make him look bad. And he'd come out smelling like a rose to his loyal followers.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:32 AM
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11. That's right because when he starts something...
...by God he is sure damn well gonna finish it! He is a man of strength, integrity and principals. He is not a flip flopper...once he starts hackin' way, he ain't stoppin'!!

I think I just made myself sick...
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MsConduct Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:23 AM
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7. When he starts drafting rich, Republican, white kids, someone
will do him in.
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Lorien Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:28 AM
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8. As I've always said; he could wrap a baby in the flag and light
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 02:28 AM by Lorien
it on fire in the middle of Times Square, and the mediawhores would still praise his "bold actions".
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otohara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:35 AM
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9. Not Just The MediaWhores
you'd see religious leaders making excuses for him, republican's, and sorry to say...some democrat's.
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Jack_DeLeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:19 AM
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10. Who voted for the first option...
hell most of this backwards country would support him even more if he did that.
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