If a UFO landed at the inauguration and said "Take me to your leader,"

[bobweaver]

what would they do?

[sui generis]

1. I hope it lands ON the inauguration

hard.

[WMliberal]

2. I'd show Bush and say "Please give him an anal probe"

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[GreenPartyVoter]

12. *lol*

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[muriel_volestrangler]

13. Recent British joke

"I could never work out why all the aliens that land here give some American southerner an anal probe. Well, now we know what they're looking for up a dumb Texas redneck's arse - Tony Blair."

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[htuttle]

If it was the Bush administration...

...they'd completely ignore them for at least 7 minutes.

Maybe longer.

[fob]

bush* takes them to cheney at his undisclosed location

[Straight Shooter]

The full force of the military present would decimate the UFO.

And then bush's physician would rush to bush with smelling salts to revive him.

[Earth_First]

4. Will Kucinich be in town?

eom

[Webster Green]

5. They would say: "Sorry, he's in an undisclosed location"....(n/t)

[Webster Green]

6. Delete

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[demwing]

7. Depends on the alien type

If it looked like ET, Bush would go for the photo op/proactive autopsy. If the alien looked like the Predator, all the freeps would point at Clinton.

[ohtransplant]

8. Only if you promise to take him back with you!

[sweetheart]

9. so much depends on where the UFO lands

And if it squishes anybody. What if the UFO is a mile radius and it
squishes a giant patch of people and buildings in to flat nothing...
then the question gets even easier. "the people"...? That might be
"us" who are our own leaders... how utterly american. :-)

The end of the tyranny of bad government replaced by what the
constitution meant all along... dang, where's a giant UFO when you
need one. ;-)

[Kota]

10. They would look at B*sh and say

seriously, take us to your leader.

[Throckmorton]

11. Open fire on the godless Aliens,

then go back to their cocktails.