GOD DATES FAGS

[elshiva]

Rev. Phelps has a hearing problem. What God said was, "I date fags."
God has always been atracted to gay men since he created Adam, stark naked. God also loves lesbians because God is a woman who wears comfortables shoes.

[brainshrub]

1. Ooohhhhhh! Well thanks for clearing that up.

[elshiva]

2. You're welcome, hon,

[St. Jarvitude]

3. Somebody register goddatesfags.com, right now!

Somebody with the disposable income to do it, I mean!

[Ilsa]

4. Oh thanks. I forgot about that chapter in the Bible.

This thread has been emailed out already. It really lifted my spirits after reading about the proposed Negroponte Death Squads.

[elshiva]

5. Actually, a local Baltimorean gay paper

said we should protest with "God dates fags," signs. I b'lieve the writer had Divine inspiration. Why was the famous drag queen called "Divine," anyway?

[NuttyFluffers]

6. all drag queens are divine, dear.

simply just ask them and they'll tell you so. many of them happen to be divas too, which coming from the sanskrit meaning divine beings, kinda like muses.

and you wouldn't believe the heels God can pull off! razor heels, baby, enough to cut his coke with.

[Senator Lamb]

7. G-D hates those who hate ...

....in his/her name. atleast thats my thought.

[FM Arouet666]

8. Thanks for the idea

I was just complaining about old Rev. Phelps today. Seems the pilgrim is to be protesting in Tucson tomorrow. All bent out of shape due to the Methodist church's acceptance of equal rights for gays and lesbians. Goddatesfags.com seems like an interesting way for an atheist to host an anti-Phelps page. Hope I don't get sued, but hey the ALCU would probably love to take a shot at this asshole.

Peace