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kohodog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:00 AM
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What Planet is Bush on anyway?
PlanetBush must be a scary place, with no ties to reality.

Things are going great in Iraq, They'll be a wonderful self governing Democracy by the end of the month.

We need to get rid of Social Security because we'll only be able to pay the full benefits until 2050 if the economy grows at 1.1%. At the same time the projected growth of the economy will reduce the deficit in half in 5 years, but only if we extend and make more tax cuts for the top 1%.

Doctors are quitting because of malpracti=ce insurance so we need to make sure they can fuck up without hurting the insurance companies' botton lines.

Who needs any species save one, homosapiens? Corporations will be envirnmentally protective only if we allow them to pollute as much as they want.

The list could go on forever, but I'd like a ticket away from PlanetBush, thank you. It is a scary place.
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Oversea Visitor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:07 AM
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1. Apparently Planet Earth
No big deal. Just more people to kick his ass.Just a race between the United Nations of this world and the people of the USA to see who get to kick his ass first.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:09 AM
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2. I think there is an alternative universe...
. . .where Gore won in 2000 and is still president. And we all know that is a much better place.

I want to escape Planet Bush and go there!
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ginnyinWI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:14 AM
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4. Ok I'll go there with ya, but
I want to go back to where Gore picks Kerry as his running mate instead of Lieberman (he WAS on the short list) and they win, and then Vice-President Kerry takes over in 2008 after two successful Gore terms, and has another successful eight years!
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:15 AM
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5. Excellent plan! Shoulda been that way.... nt
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:16 AM
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6. where's Quinn Mallory when you need him?
i'm certainly ready to try a slide. seems like the Cro-Mags are already on this earth... they're just called Neo-Cons and have better make-up.
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SueZhope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:09 AM
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3. Its was a cosmic universal mistake
of a planet.....I hope it goes back to the black whole were it belongs :)
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:20 AM
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7. Planet of the damned if we don't try to get him and Cheney out of office
before the next election. I don't think we will have a country as we remember it by then. Look at the damage he has done in the past four years. I can't even imagine how bad it will be four years from now if we don't start to bring up charges for impeachment.
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MsConduct Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:24 AM
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8. He's from a planet where logic is not an option. If it makes
absolutely NO sense what-so-ever, then that's what he's going to do. Someone needs to burst his bubble ASAP.
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